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Comp-U-poo poo posted:jumbo jack becomes yumbo yack and then i laugh hoombo hack
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Jul 28, 2020 03:08
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I like to call pizza pizz (rhymes with fizz) Welcome to the pizz zone |
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Jul 28, 2020 05:31
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Kind regards = gently caress me sideways in the rear end with a rake |
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Jul 28, 2020 11:23
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every nugget form of chicken i encounter i refer to as "Chicken McNuggets" i would even order them from competing vendors that way
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Jul 28, 2020 21:34
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dope scope instead of dome light cop shop instead of police station what's crappenin instead of what's happenin (my grandpa says this one is a real zinger. please don't copy my style)
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Jul 29, 2020 02:06
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I will always say hwite. It reminds me of late Bob Ross.
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Jul 29, 2020 02:30
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almost all of mine come from when my little kids say things wrong  garage = buh-DRAAJ no money = none dollars (or for emphasis, none-hundred dollars) spaghetti = spuh-goo-ter but = bup McDonald's = donald duck's grapes = drapes gorilla = for-rilla banana = for-nana quesadilla = cheese-a-dee-ya yogurt = oh-gurt nipple = nee-poh Chewbacca = chewy-bacca star Wars = tar wars |
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Jul 29, 2020 02:43
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Oh yeah, things my son said: Duck - dut Igloo - igloob Picnik - pignik |
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Jul 29, 2020 03:06
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I still say woof instead of wolf because when I try to add the l I sound like I’m imitating an Eastern European
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Jul 29, 2020 12:13
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Oh yeah, things my son said: My daughter said "TT" instead of "TV"
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Jul 29, 2020 12:21
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Effluent instead of affluent |
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Jul 30, 2020 01:27
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Chewbecca posted:Effluent instead of affluent Asphyxiated instead of sophisticated |
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Jul 30, 2020 01:30
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one time my coworker said good moroning and it cracked me the gently caress up |
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Jul 30, 2020 02:32
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I'm an assistant to a real estate agent so I have some for real estate terms. You know the old Beggin' Strips commercial where it's POV of the dog and he's like "Bacon bacon, I want bacon - it's BAAACOOOON". Whenever a house is vacant I'm like "VACANT. VACANT. I WANT VACANT. It's VACAAAAAANT!" Escrow --> Ee scrauw The MLS where I work is RMLS which I pronounce urmuls. ---------------- |
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Jul 30, 2020 16:35
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I've been known to call bacon bah-con it sounds fancy, it's become a bit of slang for "bacon dipped in maple syrup left on the plate from waffles / pancakes" in my house but strictly it doesn't need to be.
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Jul 30, 2020 17:38
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Paninis: Panoonoos |
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Jul 30, 2020 22:24
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Squats --> skwatts Triscuit --> Try skwitt ---------------- |
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Jul 30, 2020 23:52
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Instead of pronouncing the second and third syllables of "perpetuity" I just spit |
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Aug 5, 2020 21:24
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I also like to say the w in sword it's fun and once you get good at it it sounds really natural and people don't always notice until you've said it a few times and they ask if you are pronouncing the w. Then they try to say it without going sah-word instead of swored (like you swore but more in the past).
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Aug 5, 2020 21:29
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take it sleazy 
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Aug 5, 2020 21:51
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mara-ja-wanna
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Aug 5, 2020 21:52
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Super Nofriendo
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Aug 5, 2020 21:54
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In interstate love song by STP I love the wrong line my friend had which he insisted was correct during a car ride in a time before mobile data. (We were both wrong). The correct line is Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame He thought it was Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake (I love to say this it's a funny and gross mental image) I thought it was Feelin' like a hand that's lost it's shake. If you want to relisten (no one reading this hasn't heard this song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJL9DGU7Gg
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Aug 5, 2020 21:55
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Pahilla the Hun posted:take it sleazy take it out
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Aug 5, 2020 21:56
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pixaal posted:I also like to say the w in sword it's fun and once you get good at it it sounds really natural and people don't always notice until you've said it a few times and they ask if you are pronouncing the w. Then they try to say it without going sah-word instead of swored (like you swore but more in the past). holy poo poo  I am now doing this until i forget or until i forget to stop thank you!!! |
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Aug 6, 2020 02:01
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Christoph posted:
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Aug 6, 2020 04:40
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I have a cat named Millie and when she's lying around all stoic-like I will adopt a donald duck voice and sing the words "Her name is Millie, Millie, King of the Sea" |
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Aug 6, 2020 06:35
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Pengwhen Also feel like this thread is just this nedroid comic |
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Aug 6, 2020 22:38
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gently caress nedroid is so good
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Aug 6, 2020 22:58
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i say de boner
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Aug 8, 2020 02:01
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deep dish peat moss posted:I have a cat named Millie and when she's lying around all stoic-like I will adopt a donald duck voice and sing the words "Her name is Millie, Millie, King of the Sea" I refer to cats as cat-based lifeforms ---------------- |
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Aug 8, 2020 07:51
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Bubba Fête |
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Aug 9, 2020 02:41
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every time i see the phrase "wake on LAN" i sing it either in my head or out loud to the tune of take on me waaaaaake onnnnnn LAN (wake on LAN) |
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Aug 12, 2020 17:35
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canyoneer posted:every time i see the phrase "wake on LAN" i sing it either in my head or out loud to the tune of take on me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY
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Aug 12, 2020 17:48
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canyoneer posted:every time i see the phrase "wake on LAN" i sing it either in my head or out loud to the tune of take on me I'll just POST... in a min or two
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Aug 12, 2020 17:53
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canyoneer posted:every time i see the phrase "wake on LAN" i sing it either in my head or out loud to the tune of take on me doing this from now on
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Aug 12, 2020 19:49
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"welcome hello and chat of the b-y-o-b sub-forum" but like https://picard.ytmnd.com/
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Aug 13, 2020 19:53
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Not quite in theme for thread but every time someone says it's driving me nuts I always whisper "yarrrr" |
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Aug 13, 2020 22:47
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my three year old was describing a scene in puppy dog pals where the puppies get big robot legs so they can keep up with their roadrunner friend "bingo got run roader legs so they could catch up to that peacock guy" |
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