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i always order my pasta "el dante" and ocularly dare the server to correct me
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prepuce repurposed posted:"captain disease" instead of Captain D's Captain Deez Nuts 
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i never give anyone directions, i only give them erections
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Sis on you, pister! You ain't so mucking futch! Why don't you go into your own jack yard and back off! Don't bother me with your trucking fubbles! You ain't so mucking futch, you bun of a sitching bucking fastard! chresus jist, dude calm the duck fown
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Ford Focus -> Ford Fuckass 1990 Ford Clitaurus and i also drove an 82 Vulva DL
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owlhawk911 posted:mayrio kayrt i say “wooter” instead of “water” even though i have only been to Baltimore twice
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sometimes i say “porpoise reporpoised”!!! out loud my wife, she just stares 
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Gabbagool
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every nugget form of chicken i encounter i refer to as "Chicken McNuggets" i would even order them from competing vendors that way
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take it sleazy 
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Super Nofriendo
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canyoneer posted:every time i see the phrase "wake on LAN" i sing it either in my head or out loud to the tune of take on me doing this from now on
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when people sneeze i say “for gently caress’s sake” instead of “bless you” i am the only one chuckling
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