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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Agent Escalus posted:

Principal Lowtax is hardly ever here, how does he keep his job?!

That's extremely like a real principal.
Also the vague aura of sleaziness that eventually reveals horrible.

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Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Choco Zulu posted:

::plays the drum riff from Hot for Teacher::
drat, jesus

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
what are all you kids doing in my house

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao that owns so much

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
It's one of the greatest works of our time

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

As a philosopher once said, it's everyday

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Tim_H/status/1286277021992198144

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

I don't have even the slightest clue what's going on here.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
it's loss, op

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grape posted:

I don't have even the slightest clue what's going on here.

shameful

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



loss is pattern recognition, its boring

its recognizing the color blue by being shown a picture that has the sky in it

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Carthag Tuek posted:

loss is pattern recognition, its boring

its recognizing the color blue by being shown a picture that has the sky in it
I loving love the sky, and blue as well. Not really seeing a problem here

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
actually the sky is red white and blue i say as i uppercut my antifa professor so hard his skull gets stuck in the ceiling. this is what i went to army for.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sometimes the sky is not blue. Sometimes the four panels are not loss.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

goatface posted:

Sometimes the sky is not blue. Sometimes the four panels are not loss.
Actually you can take the strip, trace only the basic elements. You can do anything, you can simplify the shapes down to just blobs, just outlines, but it still makes sense. You can replace the blobs with magazine cutouts of other things, replace Ethan with a car parked in a driveway sideways; cut that out of a magazine, stick it in, replace him there in the second panel with a food processor - okay. And then we put a picture of the planet in the third panel over Lilah.... it still works.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

R.L. Stine posted:

actually the sky is red white and blue i say as i uppercut my antifa professor so hard his skull gets stuck in the ceiling. this is what i went to army for.

thank you for your service

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Waterbed Wendy posted:

thank you for your service

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Grape posted:

I don't have even the slightest clue what's going on here.

its stupid & anyone who likes it is an idiot

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Supreme Allah posted:

its stupid & anyone who likes it is an idiot
You can't fully immerse yourself. You don't have the light. You don't have the radiance, the radical light, the radically radiant light of truth and truth's belonging love and nature of light, and loving truthful radiance.

So don't be bold and make bold statements; I know of you.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

in my 3rd year I changed everyone's computer backgrounds to goatse and I didn't get a cool nickname like butthole pervert

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
*pays $10 to tattoo an annoying student's face with red insults*

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Xaintrailles posted:

*pays $10 to tattoo an annoying student's face with red insults*

lmao

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Teacher puts student on chain detention because the student keeps saying "Baba Booey"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
School holds a fundraiser letting kids buy and wear "gang tag" bandanas supposedly to raise money to improve school facilities, but is actually used to buy the staff gourmet cookies and craft beer

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

If a mod posts in here they should lose their job

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Grem posted:

If a mod posts in here they should lose their job
Yeah I was envisioning what this thread might have looked like in different eras of GBS too, ancient and recent

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
STOP SHITPOSTING ON THE BOARD!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Dear parents or guardians of Jeffrey Ofyospos,

I am writing to inform you that Jeffrey will be unable to graduate to the second goon this year. Although he is a very kind-hearted young man who has an excellent work ethic, this is his sixth time failing a science test since September, and I cannot in good conscience recommend him for graduation.

Although Jeffrey performs at or above expected targets in most scientific subjects, he seems more challenged by the concepts of reproduction and life cycles in general. When ask to label the life cycle of an ant, he scribbled HOW IS BABBY FORMED?! in red crayon over the entire paper. As I said, this is a recurring issue affecting both his academic and personal performance.

I recommend Jeffrey to repeat the first goon, in accordance with state, federal, and district performance standards. I look forward to meeting with you to discuss this issue at the next gooncamp. Please contact me if you have any further questions.

Sincerely,
Ms. McGurn

P.S. Could you please ask Jeffrey to stop making GBS threads back and forth forever with Richard K.? I have already contacted Richard's parents, but they assure me he is a good boy who has never done anything wrong.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Grape posted:

That's extremely like a real principal.
Also the vague aura of sleaziness that eventually reveals horrible.

My uncle was a principal and has been a giant rear end in a top hat his entire life and I guarantee any PoC in his district got discriminated against but he was in rural Wyoming and Colorado because he was too much of a sleazebag to get hired anywhere good so it's possible there were literally zero PoC at his schools.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
KID: Ms. Fleta! There's an ugly scary monster in my room!
ME: Turn on your monitor

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