MLB Opening Weekend GDT: The countdown to shutdown begins now!

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Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

positive energy, huh

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:11

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:27

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

luis robert is awesome that is all

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:23

you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

Lol Kris Bryant can't play because he has diarrhea

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:27

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Classic lead off 2B strand job

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Between the way he handled extras against the Dodgers and batting Tucker cleanup after his only good game of the season, I'm starting to doubt ol' Dusty's managerial skills

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:40

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Me:
I refuse to watch a national broadcast in this HellYear

Me, noticing the box score:
*sigh* oh come on

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:40

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Me:
I refuse to watch a national broadcast in this HellYear

Me, noticing the box score:
*sigh* oh come on

lol

I'm not going to get too hyped about it unless Greinke gets through two more innings

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:41

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Tyler Flowers, baseball magnet takes one right on the knuckles, surprised he's staying in

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:44

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Touki is ... OK?

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:47

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Greinke gets a strikeout with the eephus :toot:

e: and there goes the perfect game

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:48

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Me:
I refuse to watch a national broadcast in this HellYear

Me, noticing the box score:
*sigh* oh come on

Jinxing assholes

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:49

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

boooooo

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:49

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Touki is ... OK?

Yeah, probably could have gone another one if they weren't keeping him on a limit but nbd with a lead and the bullpen seemingly OK aside from now demoted Chacin and Touki himself

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:55

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

And a run comes in thanks to a single on a soft ground ball into the shift because of the hit and run pulling Altuve to second base and leaving a giant hole in the defense

Hit and runs are back baby

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:58

Baxate: Feb 1, 2011

Luis Robert is a freak

# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:59

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

I will never be convinced Luke Jackson deserves to be on the roster.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:10

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Baez owns

Happs cool too I guess

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:10

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

That's a Tommy John

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:14

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I'm so scared to hope, but Tyler Chatwood might actually be good.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:22

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Popete posted:

I'm so scared to hope, but Tyler Chatwood might actually be good.

Saving this post

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:24

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Man this Blake Taylor guy is a stud, we must have given up a hell of a prospect to get him.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:29

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://twitter.com/fp_jr/status/1289735289405992962

rekt

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:31

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

The most impressive SB.

https://twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1289721959547375616

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:33

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Saving this post

Tyler Chatwood has a .9 ERA and I expect that is entirely sustainable.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:34

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Popete posted:

Tyler Chatwood has a .9 ERA and I expect that is entirely sustainable.

Season will be over on Tuesday, so you�re probably right

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:36

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Popete posted:

Tyler Chatwood has a .9 ERA and I expect that is entirely sustainable.

Just in time for people to think "He's turned the corner; there's undeveloped potential!" and sign him to a way overpriced three year deal.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:36

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Popete posted:

Tyler Chatwood has a .9 ERA and I expect that is entirely sustainable.

Smoltz spent the first half of this game insisting Lemahieu was gonna hit .400 all season.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:38

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Somebody get how fast Acuna's homer was traveling.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:39

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Tyler Chatwood broke Contreras catchers mitt and they had to get him a new one from the bullpen.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:39

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Oh my goodness, Tyler Chatwood has 10 Ks thru 5 innings with only 1 hit. I'm falling into a hole.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:41

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Somebody get how fast Acuna's homer was traveling.

114 I heard

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:42

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

STAC Goat posted:

Smoltz spent the first half of this game insisting Lemahieu was gonna hit .400 all season.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Season will be over on Tuesday, so you’re probably right

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:45

rickiep00h: Aug 16, 2010; BATDANCE

Franmil Reyes with an epic, bat-breaking, game-ending gently caress while whiffing at Taylor Rogers.

There are still perks to no fans.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 02:54

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Cubs are going to set a record for HBP. Please don't kill Contreras.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:00

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

Oh my goodness, Tyler Chatwood has 10 Ks thru 5 innings with only 1 hit. I'm falling into a hole.

Give him the cy young when they call the season before his next start

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:01

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

REDDICK

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:07

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Kikuchi has been on fire this game. Maybe he isn't as godawful as he was last year?

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:09

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ahhhhh the ol' Grand Strand

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:11

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Missed most of the game playing OoT randomizer but Braves beating the Mets quite handily right now puts a nice smile to my face.

Sorry for those who were born into the pain of being a Mets fan, that's rough. Braves rad.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:12

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:27

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

SPRINGER DINGER

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:13

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