MLB Opening Weekend GDT: The countdown to shutdown begins now!

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Your national broadcasts:

TODAY
Yankees @ Nationals - 7:08 Eastern (ESPN)
Giants @ Dodgers - 10:08 Eastern (ESPN)

FRIDAY
Braves @ Mets - 4:10 Eastern (ESPN)
Brewers @ Cubs - 7:10 Eastern (ESPN)
Angels @ Athletics - 10:10 Eastern (ESPN)

SATURDAY
Brewers @ Cubs - 1:05 Eastern (Fox)
Giants @ Dodgers - 4:10 Eastern (Fox)
Yankees @ Nationals - 7:15 Eastern (Fox)
Diamondbacks @ Padres - 9:10 Eastern (FS1)

SUNDAY
Yankees @ Nationals - 1:05 Eastern (TBS)
Braves @ Mets - 7:08 Eastern (ESPN)
Giants @ Dodgers - 10:08 Eastern (ESPN)

Look at that variety!

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 18:51

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 12:10

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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FBS posted:

I don't like either of these teams, who should I root for

Rain.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 00:03

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Edward Mass posted:

Rain.

Rain is winning!!!!!

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 02:11

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Yankees/Nats called.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 03:58

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

RandomPauI posted:

ONline AM radio is only playing ads, anyone else have ideas for where I can see or hear bases-ball without paying $50 a month?

How do you not get ESPN? :psyduck:

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 04:04

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Mustache Ride posted:

Good God the train is loud

Bobby Dynamite is waving his towel to an empty stadium!

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 03:46

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

I say whip it

Whip it good

:whip:

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 04:15

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Mustache Ride posted:

Man now I want to get a cutout in a Devo hat.

And one with a trash can

The people who sat behind home plate would regularly wear energy domes when Devinski was pitching.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 04:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Kirios posted:

Guys the Astros are gonna be real good this year.

I just want Intruder eating the Tuna Jello Pie to not be in vain.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 04:44

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

that defending

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 18:52

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

drat, is every Astros pitcher gonna have quarantine hair?

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 21:13

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Breggers!

# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 01:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

2 Straw 2 Furious

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 00:47

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

�K�ristian Javier

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 00:56

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

This sure is a pitching duel involving a whole mess of pitchers I�ve never heard of.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 03:00

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Intruder posted:

You should have heard of Treinen and Baez

I was being hyperbolic, but yes I�ve heard of those two.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 03:03

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Maybe, just maybe...the Mariners are a bad team.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 04:15

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

I�m not making GBS threads my pants, YOU�RE making GBS threads your pants.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 04:27

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Tiny man, big dongs

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 01:53

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

At least it wasn't nine Goddamn runs.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 02:29

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Cluuuuuutch

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 02:56

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Yikes, Mets.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 02:14

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Seems a little weird to have cutouts of George and Barbara Bush behind home but what do I know

I mean I know they were regulars but they�re also both bad people and also they�re dead

Could've been worse - could've had George W. Bush (like the Rangers).

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 02:33

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Johnny Bravo posted:

anytime the astros broadcast does some generic broadcasting about their offensive woes i cant help but laugh considering everything that happened in the offseason even though i know they are just doing their job talking about how houston's season has been going

that said, i kinda like todd kalas, do astros fans like him?

Wouldn't know, I haven't been able to watch local Astros games since they played in the National League. :argh:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 02:46

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

How on Earth can you have four Catcher's Interference calls in 19 games? :psyduck:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 03:12

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

What in tarnation

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 03:16

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Skoora posted:

I know Chadwick Tromp is a rookie, but that is some rOoKiE poo poo.

TROMP! *click*

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 03:28

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Maldonado with a moon shot!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 04:11

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Is my TV acting funny, or is there a swarm of something at Minute Maid Park?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 04:44

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

TONIGHT'S TRAIN CONDUCTOR ATTENDANCE: 1

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 04:51

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

The Astros lead 10-1 with Reddick in the 2 spot.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 03:21

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Intruder posted:

Yuli and Reddick have combined for the cycle in the first two innings

I don't have access to the GIF, but imagine I posted the GIF of exacerbated "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 03:23

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

The first walk-off win for the Astros is a Kyle Tucker HR.

OK.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 22:08

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Intruder posted:

Feels like Dusty is playing with fire repeatedly going to Brooks Raley in high leverage situations

Our bullpen is Biagini, Sneed, and several babies. There's not much to do about that.

e: Also Josh James

# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 04:18

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Kyle Tucker :confuoot:

# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 04:28

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Kyle Tucker keeps hitting triples.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 20:39

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

You know what? These Astros back-ups might actually be good.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 21:53

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 12:10

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Carlos Correa is finally up to MVP-candidate status! It only took six years service time.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 21:48

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