hey vern, it's ernest!

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barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:14

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

never realized ernest had such thicc lashes

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:18

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

EEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwWWWwwwwWWWWwwwWWWWWwwwwWWWWWwwwwww

# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:26

Khanstant

why vern!!?!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:28

nut

can someone hit that pic of Ernest with the app that can make you look like a woman I have a good feeling about this

# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ernest p. worrell ahegao

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:36

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

prepuce repurposed posted:

ernest p. worrell ahegao

I don't know if my childhood can endure this.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:06

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:12

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

This should be posted in the Cute Girl Thread

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:13

nut

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

god bless u tom

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

u can't tell from the angle but that is a weed rear end hat

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:33

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

wait, ernest was jim and pam from the office this whole time??

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:46

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

wait, ernest was jim and pam from the office this whole time??

It's a little known fact, but they accomplished scenes with jim and pam speaking to eachother (which in fact was only ernest p. worrell himself playing both characters) by using mirrors

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:48

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

new byob theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRgrbhoBaQQ

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:49

Prof. Crocodile

was the identity of vern ever established in canon?

i like to think it was marcello mastroianni or cab calloway or someone like that but maybe i am being sexist and vern stands for verna and it was like eudora welty?

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:51

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

new byob theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRgrbhoBaQQ

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:53

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:57

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:57

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

this font

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:59

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

If she doesn't know who vern is she's too young for you bro

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob posted:

If she doesn't know who vern is she's too young for you bro

lmbo

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:11

Prof. Crocodile

Pahilla the Hun posted:

this font

helvernica

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:12

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Pahilla the Hun posted:

this font

i spent way too much time cutting out decals for the virtual Ernest pinball machine i'm working on. it's gonna be loving hilarious

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:16

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

i spent way too much time cutting out decals for the virtual Ernest pinball machine i'm working on. it's gonna be loving hilarious

holy poo poo yes please

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:21

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Evil Bob posted:

holy poo poo yes please

ultra secret sneak peek at Hey Vern, It's Pinball!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:25

nut

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

ultra secret sneak peek at Hey Vern, It's Pinball!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:26

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

nut posted:

little did you know i am a prolific virtual pinball creator. behold my greatest work and despair

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:29

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

ultra secret sneak peek at Hey Vern, It's Pinball!

i want to play it :f5:

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:40

Prof. Crocodile

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

ultra secret sneak peek at Hey Vern, It's Pinball!

i am unironically excited for this and think the yobber that gets highest score should be IK for a day

# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:42

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I'm way too excited about ernest pinball. I am dying to play it when it is complete.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 22:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

multiball fanfare:

I CAME I SAW I GOT BLOWED UP

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 22:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

ernest p. worrell ahegao

No! NO!!!!!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 23:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Almost certain that I've met this lady

# ? Jul 23, 2020 23:04

Prof. Crocodile

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

oh hey there foxy mama. what's that? you also have an invisible friend named vern? is it really marcello mastraoiani? eudora welty you say? hm interesting...

look let's get out of here and find a nice quiet place to play some pinball, if you know what i mean (vern)

# ? Jul 23, 2020 23:09

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

was the identity of vern ever established in canon?

i like to think it was marcello mastroianni or cab calloway or someone like that but maybe i am being sexist and vern stands for verna and it was like eudora welty?

Huh... I wondered myself so I asked Google-

"Ernest is known to live with a neighbor named Vern. While Vern is not seen on-screen, he is the person that Ernest considers his best friend. Vern despises Ernest very much due to his clumsiness. The audience can only see from Vern's point-of-view such as in Ernest Saves Christmas. Vern hates Ernest so much that he does not talk to Ernest even though he keeps talking to and asking Vern questions, especially "KnowhutImean, Vern?" In Ernest Saves Christmas, Ernest brings in a Christmas tree to Vern's house, but he does it in a clumsy manner then sabotages much of the interior of Vern's house and pulls out a wire connected to a wall lamp which causes the lamp to break. Santa Claus reveals that Ernest has been with Vern since childhood. "

From here:

https://ernest.fandom.com/wiki/Ernest_P._Worrell

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 23:55

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

prepuce repurposed posted:

multiball fanfare:

I CAME I SAW I GOT BLOWED UP

You're not in the real Army! You're in the reserves! We drive trucks on the weekend and talk on the radio and party all the time. So it's time to rock and roll.

Because we're Army people! P-O-P-L-E. Poople? What's wrong with poople?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWfDf9dokw0&t=69s

# ? Jul 24, 2020 00:08

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

for real though, Ernest loving holds up. it's like proto Tim & Eric. i still laugh my loving rear end off at Ernest films. Varney was a hell of a god drat actor. if only he could have put the cigarettes down