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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Me and Little Swamp Booger Baby, we making some smash burgs tonight. The thread about fyad that became about smash burgs got closed so we're here to discuss them and we can share pictures of our finished products. Join us it's super simple and delicious. I'm making money Donair style which is a Halifax version of kebab but I'm doing it in a burger instead of a wrap. I'm also making some pickles tonight so I'll show you my pickles too. Join us in smashing some burgs!

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!



dont 4get the da mayo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm toasting the buns on the cast iron rn. Onions all caramelized, patties n special sauce prepared. Pickles presliced we good to go

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Statutory Ape posted:



dont 4get the da mayo

Mayo in the special sauce bro

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

Burg is the wurg

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


the spices going in my meat: half a teaspoon of salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, quarter teaspoon of cayenne, Italian seasoning and oregano

the sauce is (this is really weird but trust me) a can of condensed milk, between 2 and 3 teaspoons of garlic powder and a quarter cup of white vinegar.

serve with tomatoes and onions and mozzarella

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!



nice and juicy squareburger. probably not enough bread crumbs n egg

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
cum on my thicc pattys

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

the spices going in my meat: half a teaspoon of salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, quarter teaspoon of cayenne, Italian seasoning and oregano

the sauce is (this is really weird but trust me) a can of condensed milk, between 2 and 3 teaspoons of garlic powder and a quarter cup of white vinegar.

serve with tomatoes and onions and mozzarella

I just seasoned my burgs with worchestire and salt and pepper, I season the gently caress out of the sauce tho.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I just seasoned my burgs with worchestire and salt and pepper, I season the gently caress out of the sauce tho.

it's just how you do donairs so I'm keeping it authentic with my burg tribute

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's quarter to nine pm and i've already eaten op

but enjoy the burgers

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


where do you live whoa it's not even 4 here

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Sid Vicious posted:

where do you live whoa it's not even 4 here

in the future, idiot

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Statutory Ape posted:

in the future, idiot

i am such a fool

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I had donair sauce in a pizza place in NF and it was awful. It's like a dessert sauce. I don't understand the point, do you make yours more of a sweet and tangy?

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Smash Burgs in here, or Smash Burbs in the Cool Zone thread? Hmm

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


empty sea posted:

I had donair sauce in a pizza place in NF and it was awful. It's like a dessert sauce. I don't understand the point, do you make yours more of a sweet and tangy?

yeah you want it to have a lot of garlic too it I've only ever had a proper Donair at a place in Fergus that's been closed for a decade and a half but this recipe is very close to theirs it took me right back

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Daikloktos posted:

Smash Burgs in here, or Smash Burbs in the Cool Zone thread? Hmm

you need strength to smash the burbs

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Also OP you shouldn't ask me to go to another thread to dispel my notion that a "smash burger" is a bad idea

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I ate too much

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Those were probably the best smash burgs I've made so I went apeshit on them. The caramelized onions are always too drat good

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
it's not a real smash burger if it wasn't made in smashburg, germany

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im horney for them burgers. good luck everybody :)

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
What is a smash burger. It sounds like a grilling emergency

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

i am such a fool

How would you like it if I went to your country and smashed a poutine flat? Is this a joke to you?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Daikloktos posted:

What is a smash burger. It sounds like a grilling emergency

Take a relatively small amount of beef and make a meatball and smash it flat on a hot pan or griddle. Cook quickly for a somewhat crispy but still juicy burg.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I'm visiting my parents but maybe I will find a burg hmm

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
Will this up my calorie count?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Novo posted:

it's not a real smash burger if it wasn't made in smashburg, germany

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mrs. Sexual posted:

Will this up my calorie count?
stop trying to post here, burt. everybody is aware that you knowingly and intentionally ran interference to ensure a serial abuser had his crimes covered up. you have never acknowledged or apologized for this because you were fully aware of what you were doing. you are human loving garbage.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i got leftover meatloaf so i will eat a meatloaf sandwich

its no flame broiled burg but its all i can do

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Stuntman posted:

stop trying to post here, burt. everybody is aware that you knowingly and intentionally ran interference to ensure a serial abuser had his crimes covered up. you have never acknowledged or apologized for this because you were fully aware of what you were doing. you are human loving garbage.

I believe you are mistaken on 3 accounts, but please stay on topic of burgers

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Waterbed Wendy posted:

How would you like it if I went to your country and smashed a poutine flat? Is this a joke to you?

drat girl u must be from tybee cry-land

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Stuntman posted:

stop trying to post here, burt. everybody is aware that you knowingly and intentionally ran interference to ensure a serial abuser had his crimes covered up. you have never acknowledged or apologized for this because you were fully aware of what you were doing. you are human loving garbage.

gently caress outta here everyone is free to discuss smash burgs

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Statutory Ape posted:

drat girl u must be from tybee cry-land


Go drink a labatt, ape.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I enjoy a good smash burg

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Got the boys smash burg ready he doesn't want it like a don't hair as he says

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
those fries look good OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Chinatown posted:

those fries look good OP

Compliments Southern Style Crispy fries they own

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Sid Vicious posted:

Got the boys smash burg ready he doesn't want it like a don't hair as he says



drat, those are some good crispy looking fries. What did you season them with?

e: Oh, right.

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