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ZARDOZ?
GUN
PENIS
ZARDOZ
GOKU
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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




THE GUN IS GOOD.

THE PENIS IS EVIL.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
sean connery wearing an outfit like a monkey trained to help the disabled

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men

But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

THE TABERNACLE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE AND EVERLASTING

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Go forth and kill!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Loden Taylor posted:

THE TABERNACLE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE AND EVERLASTING

You have penetrated me. There is no escape. You are within me. Come into my centre

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://www.hulu.com/movie/zardoz-2649acce-f31a-4611-a3a8-7656b6d94396

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:fatshark:

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





It’s a trick! A trick!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:nice:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
!!!ZODRAZ

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Is this movie worth watching I have not seen it

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Is this movie worth watching I have not seen it

Honestly? Not really.

There's an awful intro that's probably studio imposed to try to explain all the Boorman that's going on in the movie.

Then there's about 5-10 minutes that's just fascinating in how weird it is.

Then when Sean Connery goes into the bubble zone, it's dull as poo poo bad 70's sci fi. The movie's 107 minutes, but feels like 3 hours.

Just watch the first 10 minutes or so and then shut it off.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Thanks OP, it sounds like my dreams are more interesting so I'm just gonna go to sleep early instead

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

LabyaMynora posted:

The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men

But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth

:hmmyes:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Beyond 1984, Beyond 2001, Beyond Love, Beyond Death.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
zardoz is the best christmas movie of all time

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

zardoz is the best christmas movie of all time

To this end, Zardoz your god gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





That looks like a pinewood derby car.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the gun is good, but some guns are less good

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:sugartits:

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Is this movie worth watching I have not seen it

Only if youre Brave enuff to jack it to Sean Connery while watching it. Otherwise no.

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

LabyaMynora posted:

THE GUN IS GOOD.

THE PENIS IS EVIL.

but what if the penis is a gun?

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

The Wurst Poster posted:

but what if the penis is a gun?

They dont allow penis guns after the Titty Twister incident of 199x.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

LabyaMynora posted:

Just watch the first 10 minutes or so and then shut it off.

Or listen to the How Did This Get Made podcast hosts dunk all over it for an hour

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Pff, this movie is great.

It's also called The WiZardofoz, OP

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


I love Zardoz. I have seen Zardoz four or five times, and when I watch it, I usually do not fall asleep. Sometimes I chuckle. I look forward to seeing it again, yet I do nothing to make this happen.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I usually watch Zardoz once a year on xmas eve

here is the trailer so you can get hyped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

LabyaMynora posted:

THE GUN IS GOOD.

THE PENIS IS EVIL.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
:blastu: 👍
:gizz: 👎

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:sickos:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:moonrio:

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vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

jeffrey please hurry the zardoz people are back. the old greg people can't be far behind.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't like this.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
i watched zardoz thinking it would be a funny terrible movie and while parts of it are quite bad it was a lot better than I thought it would be

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

The pen is eviler than the gun

-antonio checkoff

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

If you use a pen to write the first act, you must finish it by the third

-andy choco

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