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That poo poo stains your skin for a good while. Smart me went around showing people and saying I have skin cancer as a joke. Haha that's funny.
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I did not Alan but my dad is starting to believe in quack science and gargles with silver or something now to prevent the Roni.
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Daikloktos posted:I agree, Alan. I bet you were quite the nerd icon in school actually I was lucky, a lot of people liked me and no one really picked on me ever. actually VERY similar to how I've been treated here it's all so strange.
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Alan 00X posted:actually I was lucky, a lot of people liked me and no one really picked on me ever. actually VERY similar to how I've been treated here it's all so strange. You have Big Alan Energy.
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Alan 00X posted:actually I was lucky, a lot of people liked me and no one really picked on me ever. actually VERY similar to how I've been treated here it's all so strange. I think you should reply to more threads, but also continue making them - but with more effort. Take your recent 18er to heart. You might not be familiar enough to know that that's halfway between a joke probation and a serious one
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Daikloktos posted:It certainly is, but it also isn't. There's all kinds of charismas. Not gonna lie but I gotta look that up. I think I posted drunk and then just pissed off to elsewhere. I'll check it out in my rap sheet. Ah okay. I see. Yeah big whoops. What happened is I got really drunk and had delusional thinking about the first case in Ace Attorney 6 where the person I was defending was burt in the real world. I felt like I had to stick up for the person no one else would stick up for. It was just a weird manic delusion though. Alan 00X fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jul 24, 2020 |
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Alan 00X posted:Not gonna lie but I gotta look that up. I think I posted drunk and then just pissed off to elsewhere. I'll check it out in my rap sheet. Ah okay. I see. Yeah big whoops. No 
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At least my heart at the time was in the right place, yeah? 😅
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Derpies posted:I did not Alan but my dad is starting to believe in quack science and gargles with silver or something now to prevent the Roni. i'll have you know that silver ions are very effective antimicrobials
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Inverted Icon posted:i'll have you know that silver ions are very effective antimicrobials yes I have heard turning into papa smurf is an anti-microbial
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Ironically, silver nitrate causes cancer, but they didn't know I already AM a cancer haha!
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Alan 00X posted:Ironically, silver nitrate causes cancer, but they didn't know I already AM a cancer haha! Nah you are more of a shingles
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I'm Gemini, or perhaps Taurus if you accept the Ophiuchus hypothesis
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Derpies posted:Nah you are more of a shingles I got shingles several years back. It wasn't TOO bad but it was uncomfortable.
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Jul 24, 2020 07:36
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i use silver nitrate to kill werewolves and inconvenience vampyres
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Daikloktos posted:I'm Gemini, or perhaps Taurus if you accept the Ophiuchus hypothesis I am a Capricorn  I think that means we arent compatible anyway my drat sign hates everyone but other Capricorns
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Alan 00X posted:I got shingles several years back. It wasn't TOO bad but it was uncomfortable. Fuckin' uhh. Potassium pomanganate is this super purple stuff you can get that makes your skin turn brown for ages. I got some on me as a kid once and it looked like I had super grodey hands and I tried to wash 'em till I basically scraped all the goddamn skin off my hands
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Alan 00X posted:I got shingles several years back. It wasn't TOO bad but it was uncomfortable. I am not surprised at all you got shingles but at the same time I am sorry
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Derpies posted:I am not surprised at all you got shingles but at the same time I am sorry I found it more hilarious that I got it at my age than anything else.
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Jul 24, 2020 07:42
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in HS chemistry class, they would make us eat potassium dichromate
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I have another story but I'm afraid to tell it because you guys will think I'm a complete rear end in a top hat.
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yes. I also put sulfuric acid on my hand just to see what it feels like and got this cool scar
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you broke my grill posted:yes. I also put sulfuric acid on my hand just to see what it feels like and got this cool scar That's just a regular burn. But it looks like a cigarette burn? I thought you didn't smoke. I've got multiple scars on my right hand from putting out cigarettes on it due to emotional pain lol
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Alan 00X posted:That's just a regular burn. But it looks like a cigarette burn? I thought you didn't smoke. I've got multiple scars on my right hand from putting out cigarettes on it due to emotional pain lol no joke, same but my foot
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Inverted Icon posted:no joke, same but my foot my condolences, I hope you are in a better place these days
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Inverted Icon posted:no joke, same but my foot
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Daikloktos posted:It's good Alan is here getting this stuff out in the open and people talking about these kinds of things is it? I guess I can have that effect sometimes. I suppose it's because people can sense I'm not judgemental. maybe a little mental though Alan 00X fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jul 24, 2020 |
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Holy hell this is definitely definitive Alan topic.
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In a more sober place al and all because of people who were more like Alan00X than we thought
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I suppose so. I'm not really all that different.
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I feel at peace once more. Such a good feeling. I feel safe.
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Alan 00X posted:I feel at peace once more. Such a good feeling. I feel safe. 
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thank you SA
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I send this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U_l0etltxk
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I put a paperclip into an electrical outlet in my HS chemistry class and even though the pop was loud as hell and the socket basically turned black my teacher was a bro and pretended like nothing happened
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I have a really good friend in was getting married to a virgin (no s ex history at all) and when he passed out at his bachelor’s party Ashish and I acquired some silver nitrate and painted his dick/balls until they were completely black. His wife on their honeymoon actually called us from Hawaii and I think we ruined sex for them until it eventually was replaced with new skin. This call was how we found out she was a virgin and she was scared to get too close to rot-looking cock. They have nine kids now and the best relationship I’ve ever seen outside of my parents’ relationship. I’m single but got them in the divorce so I guess they forgave us.
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