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quote:Clyde takes a sip of whiskey, making sure to swallow properly before replying. "Yes, Edgar?" here's a link to the 16 Clyde Tolson/J. Edgar Hoover fanfictions on ao3. my time is EXTREMELY valuable, so please go through and let me know which ones are the best and worth "getting my snatch dank" also, were they gay? i don't know anything about this but apparently Hoover gave this guy literally all his poo poo when he died, which is commodity homo
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 07:55 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:43 |
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if you're a homophobe I guess you can read the (8) Denis Thatcher/Margaret Thatcher fanfictions but you're a loving freak, you suckass
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 07:56 |
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also it's pretty weird to me that NONE of the tolstoover ones are "explicit" but HALF the thatcherxthatcher ones are? scratchin my head about tHAT one
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 07:58 |
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also don't suppose any of you dopes know chinese?
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:01 |
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Surely nothing terrible will come of autotranslating the Chinese one
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:05 |
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Bomrek posted:Surely nothing terrible will come of autotranslating the Chinese one doesn't seem to be working on my computer :(
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:09 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:09 |
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Is there vore? Because I refuse to read any real-fiction that doesn't have vore.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:10 |
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poo poo, I forgot no one on this website can read
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:30 |
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Pick posted:also it's pretty weird to me that NONE of the tolstoover ones are "explicit" but HALF the thatcherxthatcher ones are? scratchin my head about tHAT one that's weird to me, as well
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:41 |
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Pick posted:poo poo, I forgot no one on this website can read Here’s something you can read Pick: https://i.imgur.com/WUe35fB.mp4
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 17:40 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Here’s something you can read Pick:
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 18:15 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 18:21 |
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rather than trawl the dreggs of ahistorical erotic fan fiction, why don't you just find someone who's good at dirty talk op? also is the gently caress machine not enough? do you really need the mental stimulation only J. Edgar Hoover can provide before you fire it up? many questions. Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Here’s something you can read Pick: haha, this gets me everytime
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 18:39 |
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I demand that I get to go for a ride on J. Edgar Hoovers little wicker Shitler cart right NOW.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 18:42 |
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Big Beef City posted:I demand that I get to go for a ride on J. Edgar Hoovers little wicker Shitler cart right NOW.
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 20:33 |
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you're all lazy and uncultured
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:19 |
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I mean yeah but what are you??
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:20 |
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I tried reading the Italian one but upon opening it I had to make an emergency change of pants.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:30 |
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Pick posted:you're all lazy and uncultured hey i offered a reasonable alternative where i didn't have to do any work. also i got taught ballroom dancing at a british public school and proper table etiquette (use the little spoon first), so i'm totally couth. i am lazy though, you got me there.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:31 |
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You'll never be wrong if you approach dining utensils like one approaches dildoes
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:32 |
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Honestly rather than read all that poo poo it'd be easier to write my own Tolson/Hoover fanfiction. And by that I mean google for a random Supernatural fanfic someone else wrote and replace the names.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:34 |
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Every time I read the title of this thread I momentarily think it says Tolstoy but then I open it and get disappointed
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:36 |
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let's be honest here, this thread is for crowdsourcing Pick pornography so we shouldn't think about it too much. i do worry it has an exhibitionist context and i'm unwittingly contributing to a depraved fantasy, but that applies to all threads.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:41 |
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If it helps I'll masturbate to it too.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 20:40 |
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Mega64 posted:If it helps I'll masturbate to it too. You have my lube
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 20:55 |
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Let’s all masturbate together in solidarity.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 20:57 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Here’s something you can read Pick: lol
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 21:06 |
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You couldn't pay me to take Nurge
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 22:32 |
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I hate that this exists and I hate you for making me aware that this exists.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 23:56 |
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Mega64 posted:You couldn't pay me to take Nurge That’s why it’s Free (Nurge)
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:11 |
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Why settle for J. Edgar Hoover when you could get some nice Angela Merkel slashfic---and by Merkel slashfic, I mean Justin Trudeau/Emmanuel Macron slashfic featuring Merkel and Trump https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Angela%20Merkel/works My favorite: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23708188?view_adult=true It includes this exchange: quote:The lanterns were swaying lightly in the subtle wind. Unlike last time, seats had not been assigned, and the leaders were free to roam around, or sit if they pleased. The color of the sky was a darker shade of blue than that of the day, yet the warmth of Florida meant shallow - though appropriate - clothing. Emmanuel had no intention of confronting Justin, and even simple conversation was out of the question. How was it possible to have... residue wiped off of your stomach by someone and then have a normal discussion with that person? He’d at least need more time.
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:14 |
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I don’t get it, tolson and hoover were both ugly, authoritarian, and evil, why would anybody want to read about them cornholing one another? Also, yes Pick, they were gay, unless they were just roommates for 50 years for some other reason they chose not to disclose to the rest of the world.
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:21 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don’t get it, tolson and hoover were both ugly, authoritarian, and evil, why would anybody want to read about them cornholing one another? Also, yes Pick, they were gay, unless they were just roommates for 50 years for some other reason they chose not to disclose to the rest of the world. i should ask all those young women why they're sitting in the library reading about sherlock and watson. there might be a connection.
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:28 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:It includes this exchange: Also it hadn't occurred to me to look up modern-day, here's every Bernie Sanders tagged fic oohhh.... whats this!! quote:Jeb fumbled for his phone, and it fell off the table. He tried to catch it but hit his head on the edge – then tripped over his charger. Mildly cursing, he navigated to the news.
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:28 |
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Strumpie posted:i should ask all those young women why they're sitting in the library reading about sherlock and watson. Cuz they got dog dicks and TARDIS’s obviously
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:30 |
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quote:Jeb shuffled through the black line of mourners extending to the back of the church. He slowly approached the closed brown coffin, shaking hands with and offering condolences to the Carson family members standing nearby. They seemed pleasantly surprised at his showing up. That wasn’t something he could often say.
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:32 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don’t get it, tolson and hoover were both ugly, authoritarian, and evil, why would anybody want to read about them cornholing one another? Also, yes Pick, they were gay, unless they were just roommates for 50 years for some other reason they chose not to disclose to the rest of the world. honestly a gay romance about two ugly authoritarian evil men sounds pretty loving rad tbh so i think you answered your Own Question
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:33 |
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Pick posted:
Jeb/Bernie?!?
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:35 |
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There’s a guy on tv right now advertising some poo poo who sucked Lyndon b Johnston’s dick. He kinda got bitch tits or whatevs.
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