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aperfectcirclefan posted:Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:There was a Japanese game for, uh, NES I think that starts out with a male knight delving into a dungeon to rescue a princess being held captive by a demon lord. Then the knight gets killed in the intro sequence and the princess has to self-rescue. I love the idea of gamers playing blind and being really surprised. Sounds like Gotzendiener, but that's a PC Engine CD game. http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/gotzendiener/amp/ Kid Fenris fucked around with this message at 20:53 on May 10, 2022 |
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Random Stranger posted:As someone who is 18 carts shy of a complete Famicom set, I don't know which game they're referring to unless it's a really misinterpreted Kai no Bouken. sigher posted:Most of the games he's a child. He's really only a teen in OoT, TP, SS and BOTW. It'd argue that the LTTP/LA/Oracle Link is a pretty young teen which I'd still consider a child, unless you're going off of Katsuya Terada's art where he looks to be the oldest he's ever been. While Nintendo has a long history including running love hotels, everything since they got out of the card-trading business has been family friendly for their firstparty titles to the point that the most action anyone gets is Mario getting a friendly peck on the cheek - which is a heck of a stretch to make into anything more, even for heteronormative subtext. Heck, there's almost more queer representation in thirdparty titles, and there's barely any of that. BlankSystemDaemon fucked around with this message at 21:05 on May 10, 2022 |
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May 10, 2022 20:58
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I mean Zelda is incredibly horny as a series. SS and BotW are extremely horny games. But not in that way.
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ImpAtom posted:I mean Zelda is incredibly horny as a series. SS and BotW are extremely horny games. But not in that way. Now I'm trying to think of specific instances, though I haven't played SS. Cia in Hyrule Warriors is super horny for Link, the guy who gives Link the Gerudo outfit in BotW is kinda skeevy, and Link and Midna's whole thing had some moments. Oh, and some of the Great Fairies in various games. But he's an adult (or at least an older teenager) for those. Maybe if you reeeeeeeeally stretched it, you could include young Princess Ruto, but that seemed like a little kid "We're going to get married now" thing.
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Thank you VG
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The leaked duke stuff has some funny and weird bits. One of the levels on the level select has poorly cropped porn for its icon, there's a remake of Hollywood Holocaust that's peppered with weird subminimal hallucinations and it ends with a Twin Peaks reference kinda? Duke looks like this and pees out of his mouth
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:Duke looks like this and pees out of his mouth reminds me of a few dudes here
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May 10, 2022 23:57
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they should have finished and released this version of duke nukem forever instead of the piece of poo poo we got imo
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:they should have finished and released this version of duke nukem forever instead of the piece of poo poo we got imo Nice observation, real cutting take
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May 11, 2022 01:35
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They probably could have, if they didn't mismanage everything and kept their tech scope creep in line. This variation of DNF has a lot going for it, with it taking far more inspiration from the last game (quick kick! jetpack!) while stealing from good games like Half Life and Deus Ex, instead of bad ones like Halo and CoD.
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May 11, 2022 01:58
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I honestly am amazed that I'm finally playing the long-lost 2001 Duke Nukem Forever. I often think that the internet was a horrible mistake, but then something like this comes along and challenges that idea.
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May 11, 2022 02:16
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kirbysuperstar posted:Opening with a double blowjob from the not-Olsen twins sure was a choice that someone made and it gets even worse (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRCuc-M1HCs
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ymgve posted:and it gets even worse (NSFW) lol what the absolute gently caress
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ImpAtom posted:I mean Zelda is incredibly horny as a series. SS and BotW are extremely horny games. But not in that way. BOTW goes full creep with a side quest where and adult man gets into a romantic relationship with an underage looking fish girl. It's pretty loving gross.
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:One of the levels on the level select has poorly cropped porn for its icon thank you for the random memory of downloading stepmania files circa 2005 and someone replaced the rotating 2D icon for their song file with a screen wide goatse (which also rotated)
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WITCHCRAFT posted:thank you for the random memory of downloading stepmania files circa 2005 and someone replaced the rotating 2D icon for their song file with a screen wide goatse (which also rotated) roatse.sm
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May 11, 2022 06:52
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Link is 50
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Zamujasa posted:roatse.sm goatman.dwi
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Takoluka posted:goatman.dwi tubgirl.bms
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The next Zelda should allow you to dress Link up in all kinds of clothes, and let you pick Link's pronouns in the options menu.
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Konstantin posted:The next Zelda should allow you to dress Link up in all kinds of clothes, and let you pick Link's pronouns in the options menu. Ideally, Link will also be a gangster and have a cockney accent.
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Konstantin posted:The next Zelda should allow you to dress Link up in all kinds of clothes, and let you pick Link's pronouns in the options menu. botw came out in 2017
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aperfectcirclefan posted:Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around *scribbles down A Perfect Circle in the compendium of awful fandoms*
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Studio posted:*scribbles down A Perfect Circle in the compendium of awful fandoms* I mean their lead singer...
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ymgve posted:and it gets even worse (NSFW) Oh, yeah..forgot about that. Ugh.
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endocriminologist posted:Link is 50 
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sigher posted:BOTW goes full creep with a side quest where and adult man gets into a romantic relationship with an underage looking fish girl. It's pretty loving gross. shiggy's gone full creep Jerry! No. Full creep? FULL CREEP!
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Shoehead posted:I mean their lead singer... I'mma be real they're a band that I know nothing about and could be convinced any song I don't recognize was made by them. I googled though, seems bad  !
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Konstantin posted:The next Zelda should allow you to dress Link up in all kinds of clothes, and let you pick Link's pronouns in the options menu. This should definitely be an option but I honestly don't recall "he/him" being used by NPCs when referring to Link, just whatever name you put. Studio posted:I'mma be real they're a band that I know nothing about and could be convinced any song I don't recognize was made by them. I googled though, seems bad Isn't it the same dude who's in Tool? Is he a creeper?
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Maynard has become insanely "anti-woke" in the past decade, the one that tipped me off to his poo poo was when he went "my vineyard is adding bacon to these wines so they're Muslim-proof"
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secretly best girl posted:Maynard has become insanely "anti-woke" in the past decade, the one that tipped me off to his poo poo was when he went "my vineyard is adding bacon to these wines so they're Muslim-proof" what a fukkin piece of poo poo rear end in a top hat fucker dick jerkbag
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secretly best girl posted:Maynard has become insanely "anti-woke" in the past decade, the one that tipped me off to his poo poo was when he went "my vineyard is adding bacon to these wines so they're Muslim-proof" I... but... wine... haram... 
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sigher posted:This should definitely be an option but I honestly don't recall "he/him" being used by NPCs when referring to Link, just whatever name you put. They call him "young man" or "boy" all the time, and while most NPCs are talking to him and would therefore be using second-person pronouns rather than third, it does occasionally come up.
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There are a couple hacks on Romhacking.net for some Zelda games that go through and replace all the gendered terms with gender neutral ones. ETA: Also, predictably, some people were Big Mad about them.
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Ablative posted:I... but... wine... haram... Also it's forgiven to eat pork if you didn't know what it was or if the situation would make it rude to say no Much like when weird racist gun lovers wanted to make pork bullets
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Believing in the Islam faith to own the Muslims.
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drat too much silk i thought we we're owing the muslins!
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Maynard is cringe always was
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