finding the best pickup truck for my dick

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jul 27, 2020 01:19

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

My wife says my pickup truck is "a nice size"

# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

more than a truckload is a waste

# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:20

nut

PP cruiser

# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:27

vanisher

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My wife says my pickup truck is "a nice size"

# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:29

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

PP cruiser

# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:46

google THIS

Well it fits my dick well, but how much rear end can it haul?

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

measure how much gas and grass u can haul. it's the same amount

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:04

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

prepuce repurposed posted:

measure how much gas and grass u can haul. it's the same amount

rear end, gas, or grass-nobody rides for free in my D-150 :clint:

Thats D for Dick, fyi

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:48

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

rear end, gas, or grass-nobody rides for free in my D-150

Thats D for Dick, fyi

To be clear I have 150 dicks and I need a truck that will hold all of them at once.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:49

The X-man cometh

I don't need a truck with 4-on-the-floor, I've already got one on the floor (my dick).

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:59

vanisher

our newest model trucks include a tiny gas petal right in the middle of the seat so your raging boner can push all 400 horses to their limit

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jul 27, 2020 05:27

vanisher

# ? Jul 27, 2020 05:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

# ? Jul 27, 2020 14:36

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Got truck nuts cast from a mold of my nuts

# ? Jul 27, 2020 17:37

FutonForensic

hello Hertz Rental? do you still have the crawler trucks they use to use to move the space shuttle around

# ? Jul 27, 2020 22:33

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

hello Hertz Rental? do you still have the crawler trucks they use to use to move the space shuttle around

Remember that big chain email about how the history of roads, railcars, and horse drawn carriages all leads back to the size of the space shuttles' booster rockets being determined by the width of my dick?

# ? Jul 27, 2020 23:31

Elmnt80

Small trucks are the best trucks. (just like my dong)

# ? Jul 28, 2020 00:55

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Trying to find the best dick for my pickup truck

# ? Jul 28, 2020 00:57

Escape From Noise

More like dickup truck!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:01

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:13

Prof. Crocodile

finding the best pickup trick for my duck

e: i really hope yall like this joke b/c i google something that sounded innocent to find an accompanying joke image, and i will never be able to watch duck tales again. :stonk:

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jul 28, 2020

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:51

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