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soN OF A BITCH
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:33 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:57 |
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Ow this hurts.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:34 |
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auughhhh i sure hope my 2 boys don't see this and then intentionally start doing it to one another later in life while calling it the ole' "spicy toe"
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:36 |
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I hope my child will be dutiful enough to bring me some ice.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:36 |
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No lowtax you can't kiss it better!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:41 |
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I throw my head back and scream like I'm about to crash a speedboat with faulty controls into some docks that has a big sign reading children playing on the docks and in the water near the docks
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:45 |
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Well we're not going to Grandma's for christmas NOW you fuckin ANIMALS ahhhh .. gently caress that hurts
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:46 |
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*shoves the coffee table* loving piece of poo poo thing doesn't even work right
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:49 |
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FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:50 |
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alright kids, no more legos EVER ow
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:52 |
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*spits out the half of unchewed hot dog and bun plus all topping I have in my mouth, whole, directly on top of the dog, who, in a panic, startles me in turn causing me to have a seizure which sends me through the glass table arcing glass shards through my body into the faces of my loved ones who scream and claw at their own eyes uselessly as I bleed out, unconscious. The dog finds the rest of the hot dog before anyone else arrives.*
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:53 |
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My wife is 18 weeks pregnant and I took a face dive into some steps due my sandals catching. Do I qualify? Y/n
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:55 |
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gently caress it, i'm calling it a day
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:55 |
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*grits teeth* GOOD
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:56 |
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watch this kids *proceeds to suck on own toe*
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:59 |
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*unzips pants and furiously begins jacking off* "OOOOOOOOHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:01 |
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Fuuuuuu *sees little Moon Slayer sitting in the other room * uuudge.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:03 |
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i immediately scream at my children to call 911
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:06 |
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I HATE YOU AND NEVER SHOULD HAVE MARRIED YOUR MOM! Ooops... No I'm fine, it was nothing just forget about it.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:23 |
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rackinfrackin-sonuva-hominafriggin-ferga-rassinfrassin-goddam-gergin-frig
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:45 |
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Aw mother-scratchin' son-of-a-biscuit!!!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:56 |
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chinga tu madre
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:01 |
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dag nabbit!!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:25 |
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Ahhhppppshit drat Gimme a sec
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:26 |
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I'm a dad and I just stubbed my toe
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:26 |
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im sorry toe. i love you and i hope you can forgive me.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:29 |
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I hosed YOUR MOTHER!!!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:30 |
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“Take that, toe! You piece of poo poo.”
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:36 |
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MOTHER-GENTLY CARESSING POO POO!!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 05:01 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 05:08 |
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Mother FUUUNNGeit!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 05:09 |
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*spits out whisky at 2am* MOTHER FUCKER WHO FUCKIN DID THIS *slams into counter* IM GONNA.. gently caress YOU *falls asleep halfway on living room couch*
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 05:10 |
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"I have shamed my family." *commits seppuku*
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 05:13 |
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I hate my life And my toe hurts
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 05:23 |
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DAG Nabbit! Conswarnit sonuva bajesus
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 05:55 |
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Aaaaaaaah caralho de inferno da porra de porta taquepariu ainda quebrou a unha se fuder caaaraaaaaalhooooooooooo
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 06:02 |
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"THAT'S IT I'M FINALLY GOING TO DO IT! I'M FINALLY GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS! I CANT EVEN WALK NORMAL SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST loving DO IT. I'M PUTTING ONE ROUND IN THE SHOTGUN AND THEN IM STICKING THE BARREL IN MY MOUTH! gently caress! gently caress! AAAAHHHH!" "Hon, do you have to be so dramatic??!"
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 06:09 |
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OH GOLLY! Thats no good!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 06:32 |
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GOSH DARN IT!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 06:35 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:57 |
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FFFFFFFFnnnnrrrrgggggg aaahhhh!
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 06:42 |