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i've got a Step 1: Generate random word here -> https://randomwordgenerator.com/ Step 2: Search for just that single word on wish.com Step 3: Find the funniest item that wish suggested to go with that singular word, within the first 30 or so items it shows, and post the product picture! Bonus (don't actually do this unless you really want to) - Buy it! My first word was "Gutter" so naturally...  I got walkway lights?
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Jul 27, 2020 02:36
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Apparently I can’t even browse Wish.com now without signing up for an account which is a shame because my word was “safety” and you just know that if there’s any web store that will sell safe products it’s wish.com
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Jul 27, 2020 02:50
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Chrs posted:Apparently I can’t even browse Wish.com now without signing up for an account which is a shame because my word was “safety” and you just know that if there’s any web store that will sell safe products it’s wish.com yeah, having to sign up is a pain, for sure. if theres an alternate website that does similar stuff, whatever! i mean heck, do it on wal-mart's website, i just knew that wish was sorta infamous for offering up baffling things for one word searches.
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Jul 27, 2020 02:55
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Tell me op how many mangosteens are you getting outta this
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Jul 27, 2020 03:23
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tell me op how many mangosteens are you getting outta this not gonna lie, i had to go look up what a mangosteen even was. i'll say, 3 and a half.
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Jul 27, 2020 03:33
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I got the word "threaten", which returned this: NEW Fashion Men Autumn Winter Tops Long Sleeve Hooded Long Coat Unique Open Front Irregular Hem Cardigan Coat Male Wool Windbreaker Overcoat Outwear Jacket Street Style  From the reviews, make sure you order a size up.  image uploading
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Jul 27, 2020 04:24
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Holy poo poo is being a necromancer back in style?!
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Jul 27, 2020 04:26
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Tried it again and got the word "matter". A bunch of "Black Lives Matter" branded junk comes up, and then this... Another fine review: 
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Jul 27, 2020 04:34
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my next word was "Muggy" which for some reason, returned a whole ton of....RC monster trucks? And this beauty.  
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Jul 27, 2020 05:01
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"hand"
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Jul 27, 2020 05:16
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The very first result for mainstream.
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Jul 27, 2020 05:18
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Johnny Walker posted:"hand" Are you.. supposed to jerk off with that thing? Do the nails wear down over time? 
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Jul 27, 2020 05:19
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"tone"
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Jul 27, 2020 05:39
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The_Continental posted:"tone" All I have to do is photoshop the product onto my rear end to work out? gently caress, this will change the life of goons everywhere.
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Jul 27, 2020 05:48
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The_Continental posted:"tone" What’s wrong with the shorts on the left? 
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Jul 27, 2020 05:53
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i got "perceive" ok
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Jul 27, 2020 06:04
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The_Continental posted:"tone" how is this supposed to work exactly? are they rear end-weights that you leave on and they somehow give you a bubble butt? e: nest  if only they had had one of these in 1918 Fill Baptismal fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Jul 27, 2020 |
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Jul 27, 2020 06:07
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Still Dismal posted:how is this supposed to work exactly? are they rear end-weights that you leave on and they somehow give you a bubble butt? I think it’s some poo poo for high impact aerobics or something. 
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Jul 27, 2020 06:09
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Im pretty sure its a battery powered muscle stiumlator thing designed to "tone" your glutes. They had ones for abs as well but I chose that photo for obvious reasons.
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Jul 27, 2020 06:10
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Still Dismal posted:how is this supposed to work exactly? are they rear end-weights that you leave on and they somehow give you a bubble butt? rear end vibrator to activate your muscles, is my guess.
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Jul 27, 2020 06:11
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The_Continental posted:Im pretty sure its a battery powered muscle stiumlator thing designed to "tone" your glutes. They had ones for abs as well but I chose that photo for obvious reasons. Well it’s obviously loving working alright. 
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Jul 27, 2020 06:11
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TheMostFrench posted:rear end vibrator to activate your muscles, is my guess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKVfRY53qIY
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Jul 27, 2020 06:12
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Well it’s obviously loving working alright. I wonder if whoevers butt that is knows theyve had that product 'shopped onto it for a wish.com listing.
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Jul 27, 2020 06:19
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Are you.. supposed to jerk off with that thing? Do the nails wear down over time? "war"  I love knockoff stuff.
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Jul 27, 2020 06:28
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Johnny Walker posted:It's for manicurist training, apparently. Oh wow that’s a relief, god that would be p wild huh? 
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Jul 27, 2020 06:32
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"pride" 1/2/5PCS Crystal Cross Pendant Silver Gold Black Stainless Steel Zirconia Jesus Cross Pendant Necklace Jewelry 
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Jul 27, 2020 23:05
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"abuse" this was after a shitload of pressure washers and hoses ??? E: lol  
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Jul 27, 2020 23:11
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What’s wrong with the shorts on the left? Not a single thing. "Fragrant"  New Women's Sports Leggings Spliced Yoga Pants Digital Printing Workout Streatch Leggings
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Jul 28, 2020 00:13
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Jul 28, 2020 00:14
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"attractive" 
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Jul 28, 2020 00:20
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:"attractive" Lmao it's just bear piss
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Jul 28, 2020 00:21
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My word was "computer". Naturally one of the top three search results was this Round Drill 5D DIY Diamond Painting 3D Embroidery Cross Stitch Mosaic Rhinestone Home Decor. 
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Jul 28, 2020 00:25
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"rabbit" critter claymore, sure. some sex toys came up but not nearly as many as i'd thought
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Jul 28, 2020 00:25
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my word was ghost and I kind of want all of these    your mom drinks ghost nothing really funny but this Ghost perfume was confusing before I realized it was a brand name 
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Jul 28, 2020 00:51
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Cubone posted:nothing really funny but this Ghost perfume was confusing before I realized it was a brand name *cancels order* now i'm never going to bang the ghost in my attic 
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Jul 28, 2020 01:18
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Colonel Cancer posted:Holy poo poo is being a necromancer back in style?! I didn't know it had ever gone out of style. Jesus, why don't people tell me these things?!?!?
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Jul 28, 2020 01:41
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my next word was "Seem"  The description definitely sells this. Super Soft Double-layer Lamb Plush Flannel Blanket Padded Bed Blanket In Winter Air-conditioned Blanket In Office, Home, Sofa, Outdoor, Travel Use ...air conditioned blanket?
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Jul 28, 2020 01:48
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I wouldn't buy any cosmetic there (including parfume), it is probably laced with lead, mercure or some other heavy metal (I wish I was joking).
Bleusilences fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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Jul 28, 2020 01:52
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Today's word is "prove". Oddly, most of the results are bread baskets, with some fetal heart rate monitors mixed in for good measure.  All the bread baskets also use the same images. I saw "nice veins" in several listings. e: Also found a car stereo, complete with "show sexy lady" feature. 
Mega64 fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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Jul 28, 2020 20:07
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I got "Football" and all of the search results are related, but on the store's front page I see a remote control dildo, multiple listings for penis enlargement cream, and a diamond teeth cover. I'm not sure if I want to play this any more.
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Jul 28, 2020 20:16
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