Tag yourself, I'm the lion getting bit on the balls

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Kaiser Mazoku: Mar 24, 2011; Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

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mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Once you get married, you're basically surrendering them anyway.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:28

A Grand Egg: Jan 12, 2020; by Pragmatica

Thats an awful photo and whoever is letting it happen, the zoo keepers etc, should be executed or have hopefully died already in maybe an accident.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:36

Kaiser Mazoku: Mar 24, 2011; Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

A Grand Egg posted:

Thats an awful photo and whoever is letting it happen, the zoo keepers etc, should be executed or have hopefully died already in maybe an accident.

agreed, the framing is terrible and the lighting is all wrong

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:40

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Yasss slay lioness

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:58

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

I�m sure this is a fetish somewhere

# ? Jul 27, 2020 05:21

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

I'm the sad chainlink fence

# ? Jul 27, 2020 05:21

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Not bad, but let's see her try that with giant pig balls.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 05:28

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

# ? Jul 27, 2020 06:13

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Linux Pirate posted:

gotem

# ? Jul 27, 2020 06:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�m the balls

# ? Jul 27, 2020 12:54

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

this is the same relationship i had with my penis when i was a younger person

# ? Jul 27, 2020 15:00

Yellow Yoshi: Apr 29, 2020; Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

im the little hop the lion is doing with his back legs in the first photo

# ? Jul 27, 2020 17:12

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I�m the balls

im the tail, inexpertly guarding you

# ? Jul 27, 2020 17:21

cda: Jan 2, 2010; by Hand Knit

i'm the lioness, with balls in my mouth

# ? Jul 27, 2020 17:38

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Im the tree in the background, just letting this happen

# ? Jul 27, 2020 17:43

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i'm the taste of the balls

# ? Jul 27, 2020 18:05

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

When they're on heat, lionesses will want to have sex up to 20 times a day.

If the lion isn't up to the challenge, they will bite him on the balls to 'encourage' him to go another round.

I just read this on the internet a few days ago and have no idea if it's true.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 18:13

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

yeah i made that up, sorry

i was looking for more hits on my blog

# ? Jul 27, 2020 18:21

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A Grand Egg posted:

Thats an awful photo and whoever is letting it happen, the zoo keepers etc, should be executed or have hopefully died already in maybe an accident.

dude just bang your wife

# ? Jul 27, 2020 18:25

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I'm the grass in the pic because I'm lush and green and the lions love me.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:34

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

When they're on heat, lionesses will want to have sex up to 20 times a day.

If the lion isn't up to the challenge, they will bite him on the balls to 'encourage' him to go another round.

I just read this on the internet a few days ago and have no idea if it's true.

Confirmed

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:41

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I'm the grass in the pic because I'm lush and green and the lions love me.

You're also covered in lion piss

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:48

cda: Jan 2, 2010; by Hand Knit

1redflag posted:

Confirmed

How many lions did you have to gently caress to confirm this

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:49

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Linux Pirate posted:

New stupid newbie av?!?

# ? Jul 27, 2020 20:02

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

cda posted:

How many lions did you have to gently caress to confirm this

Just one

# ? Jul 27, 2020 20:12

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Colonel Cancer posted:

New stupid newbie av?!?

It's too good. You'll never make money that way!

# ? Jul 27, 2020 20:36

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

In the piss that is stored in the lion�s balls.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:27

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Cyril Sneer posted:

Not bad, but let's see her try that with giant pig balls.

You monster.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:32

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Megillah Gorilla posted:

When they're on heat, lionesses will want to have sex up to 20 times a day.

If the lion isn't up to the challenge, they will bite him on the balls to 'encourage' him to go another round.

I just read this on the internet a few days ago and have no idea if it's true.

It isn't true.

It's about every 15-20 minutes for 3 days. Around 100 times a day is closer to the truth. The ballbiting is also true.

You would look sad too.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:36

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

According to authoritative source 9gag.com, it is not a lioness doing the biting but a cub.
https://9gag.com/gag/an4zrWo

# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:38

Musluk: May 23, 2011

Linux Pirate posted:

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Linux Pirate posted:

Lowtax's current mood

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Musluk: May 23, 2011

# ? Jul 30, 2020 03:04

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

I'm the meme made of this pic being Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:'d to me by just all the loving uncles.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 03:20

Musluk: May 23, 2011

Clitch posted:

I'm the meme made of this pic being Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:'d to me by just all the loving uncles.

your uncles have a better meme game than you do.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 03:33

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Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Can't argue with that.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 12:58

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