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Manifisto


"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle"

"Cowboys need nothin' more than a hat, horse, and the will to ride."

"In the great outdoors, the world is your toilet"

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vanisher

I promised myself I wouldn't dial 1-900-PARDNER again but I just need to hear a real cowboy say a cowboy catchphrase for $9.99/min



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"

vanisher

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Manifisto


for stern cowboy, press 1

for taciturn but caring cowboy, press 2

for evil black hat cowboy, press 3

for sexy cowboy, press 4 and be prepared to verify age

for strong cowboy bond with his steed, neigh three times


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"


ty nesamdoom!

STING 64

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Well, I suppose I can't tell you much them mountains can't tell you better

I never could figure what the sky was thinking, but the soil, she don't keep too many secrets

Way I figure it, the grass on the prairie knows all what's worth knowin


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

alnilam

"There's a snake in my boot. Someone's poisoned the waterhole."

Sigh the same pre recorded crap again, maybe this thing is a rip-

"I'm talking to you, Sid"

!!! it's real



ty manifisto

alnilam

Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round



ty manifisto

Manifisto


owlhawk911 posted:

Well, I suppose I can't tell you much them mountains can't tell you better

I never could figure what the sky was thinking, but the soil, she don't keep too many secrets

Way I figure it, the grass on the prairie knows all what's worth knowin

alnilam posted:

"There's a snake in my boot. Someone's poisoned the waterhole."

Sigh the same pre recorded crap again, maybe this thing is a rip-

"I'm talking to you, Sid"

!!! it's real

alnilam posted:

Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

alnilam posted:

Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Manifisto


lasso left, cowgirlies!


ty nesamdoom!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Five hundred twenty-five one nine hundred pardners :holy:

idiotsavant

Manifisto posted:

for sexy cowboy, press 4 and be prepared to verify age

http://strangehorizons.com/fiction/seven-sexy-cowboy-robots/

Khanstant
That'll put a hitch in yer getalong

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

yeah thats right, we'll deliver 900 cowboys to your doorstep in 15 minutes or less or the cowboys are on us

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

parmesan & red pepper are complimentary. spurs cost extra

Yinlock

owlhawk911 posted:

Well, I suppose I can't tell you much them mountains can't tell you better

I never could figure what the sky was thinking, but the soil, she don't keep too many secrets

Way I figure it, the grass on the prairie knows all what's worth knowin

doug we appreciate the enthusiasm you're applying to the important role of wal-mart greeter, but


Stooge


Manifisto posted:


for sexy cowboy, press 4 and be prepared to verify age


Phone: I grab some rope

Me: uh huh

Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks

Me: oh boy

Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears

Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE



Musluk



DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

nut

me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon

Stooge


Thanks for calling pardner, much obliged. Please select option yippee ki A or option yippee ki B



Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
"ridden hard and put away wet" :wmwink:

Prof. Crocodile

Stooge posted:

Phone: I grab some rope

Me: uh huh

Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks

Me: oh boy

Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears

Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE

Yinlock

Stooge posted:

Phone: I grab some rope

Me: uh huh

Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks

Me: oh boy

Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears

Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE


Manifisto


Yinlock posted:

doug we appreciate the enthusiasm you're applying to the important role of wal-mart greeter, but

Stooge posted:

Phone: I grab some rope

Me: uh huh

Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks

Me: oh boy

Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears

Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE

nut posted:

me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon


ty nesamdoom!

Prof. Crocodile

mangy polecats in your area are waiting to parlay with you

vanisher

nut posted:

me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Stooge


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Just move to the American west and get your cowboys for free?

nut

you wouldn't download a cowboy

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"Hello, Pardner? I'd like to report someone named Karen eating salsa from... New York City!"

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Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Prof. Crocodile

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"Hello, Pardner? I'd like to report someone named Karen eating salsa from... New York City!"

NEW YORK CITY!!!?

vanisher

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"Hello, Pardner? I'd like to report someone named Karen eating salsa from... New York City!"


Prof. Crocodile posted:

NEW YORK CITY!!!?



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

home on the range but its like, a cellular range

google THIS

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"

alnilam posted:

Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round

nut posted:

me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon

Stooge posted:

Phone: I grab some rope

Me: uh huh

Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks

Me: oh boy

Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears

Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE

google THIS

Been on hold for 45 minutes now. Where have all the cowboys gone? To lunch, apparently.

old friend


vanisher posted:

I promised myself I wouldn't dial 1-900-PARDNER again but I just need to hear a real cowboy say a cowboy catchphrase for $9.99/min

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Musluk



Howdy cowboy, welcome to 1-900-PARDNER!

You want to catch some bad guys? Press one!

Wanna YEE some HAWS? Press two!

If you're captured by a moustachio'd villain and need help, press three!


*in a different voice* Para espaņol oprima nueve.



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

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