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"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle" "Cowboys need nothin' more than a hat, horse, and the will to ride." "In the great outdoors, the world is your toilet" |
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I promised myself I wouldn't dial 1-900-PARDNER again but I just need to hear a real cowboy say a cowboy catchphrase for $9.99/min
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:01 |
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"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:03 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:03 |
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for stern cowboy, press 1 for taciturn but caring cowboy, press 2 for evil black hat cowboy, press 3 for sexy cowboy, press 4 and be prepared to verify age for strong cowboy bond with his steed, neigh three times
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:04 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:06 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone" |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:25 |
Well, I suppose I can't tell you much them mountains can't tell you better I never could figure what the sky was thinking, but the soil, she don't keep too many secrets Way I figure it, the grass on the prairie knows all what's worth knowin
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:04 |
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"There's a snake in my boot. Someone's poisoned the waterhole." Sigh the same pre recorded crap again, maybe this thing is a rip- "I'm talking to you, Sid" !!! it's real
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:15 |
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Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:20 |
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owlhawk911 posted:Well, I suppose I can't tell you much them mountains can't tell you better alnilam posted:"There's a snake in my boot. Someone's poisoned the waterhole." alnilam posted:Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:24 |
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alnilam posted:Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:30 |
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lasso left, cowgirlies!
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:35 |
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Five hundred twenty-five one nine hundred pardners
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:39 |
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Manifisto posted:for sexy cowboy, press 4 and be prepared to verify age http://strangehorizons.com/fiction/seven-sexy-cowboy-robots/ |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:41 |
That'll put a hitch in yer getalong | |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 07:17 |
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yeah thats right, we'll deliver 900 cowboys to your doorstep in 15 minutes or less or the cowboys are on us
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 07:24 |
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parmesan & red pepper are complimentary. spurs cost extra
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 07:26 |
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owlhawk911 posted:Well, I suppose I can't tell you much them mountains can't tell you better doug we appreciate the enthusiasm you're applying to the important role of wal-mart greeter, but
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 07:45 |
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Manifisto posted:
Phone: I grab some rope Me: uh huh Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks Me: oh boy Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 10:35 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 10:43 |
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me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 11:20 |
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Thanks for calling pardner, much obliged. Please select option yippee ki A or option yippee ki B
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 11:24 |
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"ridden hard and put away wet" |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 11:27 |
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Stooge posted:Phone: I grab some rope |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 15:39 |
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Stooge posted:Phone: I grab some rope
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 16:48 |
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Yinlock posted:doug we appreciate the enthusiasm you're applying to the important role of wal-mart greeter, but Stooge posted:Phone: I grab some rope nut posted:me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 17:09 |
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mangy polecats in your area are waiting to parlay with you |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 17:57 |
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nut posted:me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 18:01 |
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:26 |
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Just move to the American west and get your cowboys for free? |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 20:01 |
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you wouldn't download a cowboy
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 20:45 |
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"Hello, Pardner? I'd like to report someone named Karen eating salsa from... New York City!"
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 21:27 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:"Hello, Pardner? I'd like to report someone named Karen eating salsa from... New York City!" NEW YORK CITY!!!? |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:"Hello, Pardner? I'd like to report someone named Karen eating salsa from... New York City!" Prof. Crocodile posted:NEW YORK CITY!!!?
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 21:53 |
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home on the range but its like, a cellular range
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 22:04 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone" alnilam posted:Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round nut posted:me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon Stooge posted:Phone: I grab some rope |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 22:15 |
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Been on hold for 45 minutes now. Where have all the cowboys gone? To lunch, apparently. |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 22:16 |
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vanisher posted:I promised myself I wouldn't dial 1-900-PARDNER again but I just need to hear a real cowboy say a cowboy catchphrase for $9.99/min |
# ? Jul 28, 2020 22:22 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:36 |
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Howdy cowboy, welcome to 1-900-PARDNER! You want to catch some bad guys? Press one! Wanna YEE some HAWS? Press two! If you're captured by a moustachio'd villain and need help, press three! *in a different voice* Para espaņol oprima nueve.
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