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Jaguars!

Press 6 to hear one hard-bitten son-of-a-gun rancher rant about grass grubs

# ? Jul 28, 2020 22:54

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:39

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i called 1-866-pardner and boy howdy lemme tell you, shoooooooooo

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:00

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

ooooooooooooot!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:01

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

my cowboys name is Chuck Wagon

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

whoops ive been told he just owns a chuck wagon

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm Rustle Wrangler, I'm a wily rascal from out yonder. I like leather, and anything tough. If it don't chafe, pinch or bite I'm afraid I just can't take yer call.

Beep.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:17

old friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2soNIkzS0m4

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:18

Manifisto

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm Rustle Wrangler, I'm a wily rascal from out yonder. I like leather, and anything tough. If it don't chafe, pinch or bite I'm afraid I just can't take yer call.

Beep.

howdy rustle wrangler, I'm a fan of your jeans

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:21

vanisher

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# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:30

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:56

Musluk

vanisher posted:

# ? Jul 29, 2020 00:45

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

1-900-PARDNER hastily take down their live video chat option after running away screaming from my ~~Maserati GT~~ horseless carriage, dead set convinced it would have run them over through the screen

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 02:22

FutonForensic

workshopping names for my cowboy chat app

SPUR
HWDY
RodeOh! What a Handsome Cowboy

# ? Jul 29, 2020 03:06

Manifisto

1-900-PARDNER operator: okay so what are you into. wisconsin pony play. stetson steamers. spur sounding. lasso vore. arroyo giddyap with a mule. don't hold back, I've heard it all.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 03:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lasso vore deserves its own thread imo

# ? Jul 29, 2020 03:36

Prof. Crocodile

steve mcqueen aheago

# ? Jul 29, 2020 03:37

idiotsavant

nut posted:

me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon

# ? Jul 29, 2020 08:45

Twenty Four

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

home on the range but its like, a cellular range

# ? Jul 29, 2020 09:10

Twenty Four

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear, well, he eats you.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 09:15

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

workshopping names for my cowboy chat app

SPUR

HWDY

RodeOh! What a Handsome Cowboy

Wranglr

# ? Jul 29, 2020 16:08

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Wranglr

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 16:33

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

Wranglr

# ? Jul 29, 2020 20:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop