DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

"please answer yee-haw or yee-naw at the tone"

owlhawk911 posted:

Well, I suppose I can't tell you much them mountains can't tell you better

I never could figure what the sky was thinking, but the soil, she don't keep too many secrets

Way I figure it, the grass on the prairie knows all what's worth knowin

alnilam posted:

"There's a snake in my boot. Someone's poisoned the waterhole."

Sigh the same pre recorded crap again, maybe this thing is a rip-

"I'm talking to you, Sid"

!!! it's real

alnilam posted:

Business been slow since Pardners only dot com came round

Yinlock posted:

doug we appreciate the enthusiasm you're applying to the important role of wal-mart greeter, but

Stooge posted:

Phone: I grab some rope

Me: uh huh

Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks

Me: oh boy

Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears

Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE

nut posted:

me holding my palm over the receiver while i look around 2 make sure no one else is in the living room befor eleaning back into the receive: ..y-yeah...tell me exactly what you reckon

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm Rustle Wrangler, I'm a wily rascal from out yonder. I like leather, and anything tough. If it don't chafe, pinch or bite I'm afraid I just can't take yer call.

Beep.

vanisher posted:

google THIS posted:

Wranglr