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Manifisto posted:


for sexy cowboy, press 4 and be prepared to verify age


Phone: I grab some rope

Me: uh huh

Phone: and tie you to the railway tracks

Me: oh boy

Phone: I twiddle my moustache nefariously as the 12:05 to phoenix appears

Me: HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEE



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