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- Oct 22, 2010
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It's great you should really try it out
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- Vegetable
- Oct 22, 2010
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Don't date someone who won't eat your rear end
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Jul 29, 2020 05:11
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- Vegetable
- Oct 22, 2010
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a girl i used to hang with recently messaged me during lockdown saying she missed me eating her rear end
its a powermove bros
did you eat her rear end
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Jul 29, 2020 17:48
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- Oct 22, 2010
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I legit got E. coli food poisoning from eating my ex gf’s rear end one time
It was even after she showered too
It was loving horrible, I was burning up but freezing cold too. I would poo poo or puke every 15 minutes without fail and when I had no more poo poo or puke left I would just heave. I couldn’t drink water because I would just puke it up, so I got dehydrated as gently caress. I thought it was gonna die that night because it got so bad that I was basically unable to move from exhaustion and dehydration but I managed to tilt a water bottle into my mouth as I lay there on my bed staring at the ceiling, and sip from it slowly enough (like a tiny tiny spoonful) every few minutes and I think it was slow enough that my body wouldn’t reject the water and I slowly came back to life. I’m talking like drop by drop amounts is what it took, like some kind of makeshift IV except orally dripping water in via my mouth tilting the bottle ever so slightly.
Regardless, eating rear end is awesome and I wish I could do it all day every day it
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