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frump truck: hello... again!

if you see her, tell her to stop sitting on the amet

# ? Jul 29, 2020 19:08

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:03

nut

i dated her in highschool i think

# ? Jul 29, 2020 19:22

Manifisto

nut posted:

i dated her in highschool i think

she gets around, I had a graphic design professor who was nuts about her

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 19:35

google THIS

She said to do a mod for Eius, but then she had a temper incident

# ? Jul 29, 2020 20:03

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

she told me her name was loren!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 20:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

very nice person to look at but she never loving makes any sense

# ? Jul 29, 2020 21:02

nut

me: lauren, it's just not working out

li: consectetur adipiscing elit

me: stop it stop it what are you doing. Ugh, I don't understand you sometimes.

li: eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris

me: goddamnit lauren, stop it, casting spells won't solve anything

# ? Jul 29, 2020 21:10

City of Glompton

nut posted:

me: lauren, it's just not working out

li: consectetur adipiscing elit

me: stop it stop it what are you doing. Ugh, I don't understand you sometimes.

li: eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris

me: goddamnit lauren, stop it, casting spells won't solve anything

# ? Jul 29, 2020 21:16

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

me: lauren, it's just not working out

li: consectetur adipiscing elit

me: stop it stop it what are you doing. Ugh, I don't understand you sometimes.

li: eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris

me: goddamnit lauren, stop it, casting spells won't solve anything

lol

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:12

google THIS

I accidentally let slip to Lauren that I was only dating her until I found someone better, and she was oddly okay with it. More than okay, even.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:29

google THIS

(during sex)

LI: Say it again! Say the thing you said to me when we first met!

Me: Uh... "Could you hold my place in line?"

LI: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:32

google THIS

She's been pouring menstrual blood on a tampon 1x/month as a temporary measure until she can get some blue fluid

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:33

Manifisto

nut posted:

me: lauren, it's just not working out

li: consectetur adipiscing elit

me: stop it stop it what are you doing. Ugh, I don't understand you sometimes.

li: eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris

me: goddamnit lauren, stop it, casting spells won't solve anything

google THIS posted:

I accidentally let slip to Lauren that I was only dating her until I found someone better, and she was oddly okay with it. More than okay, even.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:34

google THIS

She works as a model for a picture frame company

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:36

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i dunno she looks ok from here

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:38

nut

google THIS posted:

She works as a model for a picture frame company

lmao

# ? Jul 29, 2020 23:01

Macnult

her and i weren�t together for very long, but we sure had one helvetica summer

# ? Jul 29, 2020 23:42

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I hear she�s dating one of those preppy, topsiders-wearing crew bros now. I hope she has some good times with her new row man.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 30, 2020 00:41

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Lauren ipsum and her basset hound, Baskerville.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 30, 2020 00:44

Jaguars!

I wasn't with her long, but she had a big impact on me

# ? Jul 30, 2020 01:09

alnilam

oooh baby the way she fills in that layout is just so informative :swoon:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 30, 2020 01:19

alnilam

absolutely poured into that mock-up

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 30, 2020 01:20

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Boy, Lauren is a hot topic these days - thousands of recently created blogs won't shut up about her.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Jul 30, 2020 01:30

Musluk

Heard she got a job offer from the Times, the New Roman edition.

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Jul 30, 2020 01:41

google THIS

I bet she really zapfs her dingbats if you know what I mean

# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:15

frump truck: hello... again!

google THIS posted:

She works as a model for a picture frame company

lol

# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:28

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

I bet she really zapfs her dingbats if you know what I mean

# ? Jul 30, 2020 10:15

STING 64

an old off-shoot zelda message board i used to post on (that no longer exist) used to have a version of hellbanning where the user's posts appeared normal to themselves, but were converted to lorem ipsum equal to the number of characters in their posts

# ? Jul 30, 2020 10:33

nut

my dad: so, your mother has told me you've met someone?

me: she's wonderful, dad

dad: tell me about her

me: I think she's latin

# ? Jul 30, 2020 11:19

STING 64

nut posted:

my dad: so, your mother has told me you've met someone?

me: she's wonderful, dad

dad: tell me about her

me: I think she's latin

# ? Jul 30, 2020 12:17

Goons Are Gifts

nut posted:

my dad: so, your mother has told me you've met someone?

me: she's wonderful, dad

dad: tell me about her

me: I think she's latin

# ? Jul 30, 2020 12:43

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

She's such a fox. (You should see her jump over a lazy dog. :swoon:

)

# ? Jul 31, 2020 06:37

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

nut posted:

me: lauren, it's just not working out

li: consectetur adipiscing elit

me: stop it stop it what are you doing. Ugh, I don't understand you sometimes.

li: eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris

me: goddamnit lauren, stop it, casting spells won't solve anything