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You should have use official posting wet wipes.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:the gel has made my poop like spackle so many wipes, my butthole is raw. Then stop sticking it up there!!
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Jul 31, 2020 14:29
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I've used posting gel and it made me post for 8 hours straight! Somebody help me this is too much posting for mortal man
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Jul 31, 2020 14:44
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Bismuth posted:Then stop sticking it up there!! no
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Jul 31, 2020 15:00
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Ummm I just took a dose of Posting Gel and a little gremlin came into the room and told me I had to order more Posting Gel or he would put a hex on me? That is not an ethical way to market your product. How am I going to explain to my wife that we're getting 12 crates of Posting Gel?
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Jul 31, 2020 17:19
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after applying the posting gel to my monitor i have found it more difficult to see things online. 10/10 would recommend
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Jul 31, 2020 17:26
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Can't help noticing that no (other) poster is using the gel in the correct way. This may be because the instruction leaflet combusts on unfolding, but I suspect general incompetence.
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Jul 31, 2020 17:28
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Visible Stink posted:DO NOT use Posting GelTM as lube, my rear end in a top hat is now permanently welded shut and theres a faint metallic taste in my mouth working as intended. If you feel the need to burrow, just see where things take you
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Schweinhund posted:Ummm I just took a dose of Posting Gel and a little gremlin came into the room and told me I had to order more Posting Gel or he would put a hex on me? That is not an ethical way to market your product. How am I going to explain to my wife that we're getting 12 crates of Posting Gel? Correction: It is a 100% ethical way to market a product. Have some more Posting Gel.
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Jul 31, 2020 17:46
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Question, what happens if you swallow posting gel? I know posting gel is for genitals only, but what if, hypothetically, I sucked my own dick.
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Jul 31, 2020 17:54
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Schweinhund posted:Ummm I just took a dose of Posting Gel and a little gremlin came into the room and told me I had to order more Posting Gel or he would put a hex on me? That is not an ethical way to market your product. How am I going to explain to my wife that we're getting 12 crates of Posting Gel? thank you for ordering from our Posting Gel business, the gremlin has been part of our family for generations
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Jul 31, 2020 17:56
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Korthal posted:Question, what happens if you swallow posting gel? I know posting gel is for genitals only, but what if, hypothetically, I sucked my own dick. Hmm...I’ll put a ticket in. Do you think you could recreate the issue over a Zoom meeting?
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Jul 31, 2020 18:00
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I'm developing a rash
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Jul 31, 2020 18:01
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At the point of use
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Jul 31, 2020 18:01
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My posts don't seem to have improved although perhaps they are sliding out easier, but the smell is divine!
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Jul 31, 2020 19:07
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posting gel log, day 20 my keys yield softly, squishily with every movement, every gentle caress of my lubricated lumps of lubricity. ripples plop outwards rollingly as i lean back in my gel-filled posting pool. silently i sink, consumed. only gel remains
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Jul 31, 2020 19:18
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Rumours of users being gradually consumed and replaced by a sapient gel clone are completely false. I.M. POSTER
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Jul 31, 2020 19:22
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Posting gel gives me a headache but I think it's because it makes my brain work too hard. Recommend only using with a tank of oxygen on standby.
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Jul 31, 2020 19:24
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.... I'm not gonna lie, I'm sorry, I got the package and I didn't read the instructions and I thought it was posting lube, ok? can you tell me whats gonna happen to my dick
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Jul 31, 2020 20:56
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First it will enlarge, then blacken and fall off.
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Jul 31, 2020 21:23
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Colonel Cancer posted:First it will enlarge, then blacken and fall off. The good news is, he won’t need to buy lube anymore!
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Jul 31, 2020 21:24
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Depends what ur lubing...
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Jul 31, 2020 21:38
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By popular demand posted:Rumours of users being gradually consumed and replaced by a sapient gel clone are completely false. The Slime Clone is an advanced posting technique that increases one's posting uptime. Common rookie mistakes are: 1) getting eaten by the Slime Clone 2) making out with the slime clone (can't post while you do that) A slime clone made of Posting Gel instead of more traditional materials is firmer, more cohesive, and doesn't stain the keyboard. As a downside, it is also much sexier and hard to resist. The toughest posting requires the strongest will.
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Jul 31, 2020 21:48
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replaced my summer's eve with posting gel, now my vagina glows in the dark and smells minty fresh. also gave me pinkeye.
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Jul 31, 2020 21:59
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DemonDarkhorse posted:replaced my summer's eve with posting gel, now my vagina glows in the dark and smells minty fresh. also gave me pinkeye. Finally, someone using per the instructions
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Jul 31, 2020 22:02
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DemonDarkhorse posted:replaced my summer's eve with posting gel, now my vagina glows in the dark and smells minty fresh. also gave me pinkeye. Where we're going, we won't need eyes to post.
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Jul 31, 2020 22:02
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Man with mahogany scented chroma flair color shifting penis seeking woman with glow in the dark minty vagina. I also have a rash but you have to guess where it is  .
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Jul 31, 2020 22:19
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MY POSTS ARE DUMB BUT GETTING SMARTER ONCE I DECIDED TO TURN ON MY MONITOR ~POSTING GEL~
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Jul 31, 2020 23:09
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need a diet gel option please
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Jul 31, 2020 23:13
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Hands heating up a little, nothing crazy, just a little warmth, may have tainted my tub of cheese balls snacking between posts, cheese and gel sort of making a glue, a few keys sticking now. May have ingested some, but the pink gorilla with the elephant snout swears up and down that I never ate any cheese puffs. I wish he would put that cigar out, smells like pussy. Nbd but I’m trying to concentrate and journal here. Screen seems to intermittently flash pics of jiggling boobs. I mean are they jiggling though? It might just be my perception. I am folding back into a black light rainbow now and the floor is like soft teeth, just nibbling, not biting. Well that one bit, ow, so did that other one. HEY! Ok it’s mellowed out now. I want to lay on my stomach to calm the growling but it’s bending my boner, I tried rubbing more gel on it but it’s taking up a whole corner of the room now, just a throbbing purple mushroom head, smells like figs and beef soup. I am going to hop on my winding zebra striped treadmill and sweat this one out, my erection can just flop around idgaf. 
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Jul 31, 2020 23:21
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Posting Gel Posting Gel If you post at all Post with Posting Gel. Posting Gel. From the Makers of IRCream and Discord Shunts.
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Jul 31, 2020 23:23
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I tried using posting gel and my CPU burnt out and i'm waiting for my second motherboard replacement to arrive. thanks posting gel
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Jul 31, 2020 23:25
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I love posting gel. I don't even mind the smell anymore. I would recommend it for children ages 3-11 to adults and beyond.
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Jul 31, 2020 23:33
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I tried some discount off brand of posting gel and I kept getting redirected to reddit wtf.
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hockey jockey posted:Can't help noticing that no (other) poster is using the gel in the correct way. This may be because the instruction leaflet combusts on unfolding, but I suspect general incompetence. We can't all afford a glove box with a nitrogen atmosphere.
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Listen, all these issues with posting gel could be gotten rid of if y'all would just go back to dry posting rub.
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Aug 1, 2020 03:26
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Huh. That's odd. I've been using this tube of posting gel for about a week now and have noticed no changes in the size, texture, or character of my posts. Is it possible I got a defective tube?
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Aug 1, 2020 15:38
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This could be you, with posting gel
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Aug 1, 2020 15:44
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So I was playing around with some tinfoil and drain cleaner and long story short smoking posting gel is pretty hype.
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Sex Skeleton posted:Huh. That's odd. I've been using this tube of posting gel for about a week now and have noticed no changes in the size, texture, or character of my posts. Is it possible I got a defective tube? one tube is lasting for an entire week? i've been going through five a day and my posts have never been so satisfying
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