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You are Not in Kansas anymore....you are on PANDORA If there is a Hell, you may wish to go there for some R&R.....after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Jujubes. In order to post in such a hostile environment, you will need a biological shell that has adapted to the elements. This will be administered to you upon posting in this thread. This is your only warning. Discussion of the 2009 family film "Avatar" is optional
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 17:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:08 |
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Welcome to pandora!
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 21:36 |
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I'm going to take a deep breath of the air on pandora!
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 01:41 |
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reignofevil posted:Well by golly! The brochure was so vague.. Please tell me more about some of these incredible new members of God's Kingdom here for me to share the gospel with? You're just in time for the ceremony where we all join hands and do the wave around our life tree
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 03:29 |
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Please note that the perfectly connected ecosystem on pandora, which connects all life and spirits perfectly, is still loading some biological avatars for new posters. We ask that you "hold your breath"reignofevil posted:The natural flora.... It has some very unexpected strategies for repopulating itself! Why, one of them has even attached itself like a parasite inside my brain, and is sending out psyonic signals to every Pandorabee hive within 500 kilos!
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 20:33 |
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fauna posted:
This is all part of the normal pandoran experience. Here, take a bit of this phosphorescently glowing homeopathic leaf, that cures all known afflictions. On pandora, even the plants are alive. Peachfart posted:Lol that they are currently making avatar 2, 3, & 4. Like, how can you wrangle 3 more movies out of that garbage paper thin plot? On this note, it might be fun to hear predictions for what will happen in the Avatars. In the next one, I predict Sam Worthington will discover a rune that names him some kind of messiah
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 20:37 |
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fauna posted:
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 20:46 |
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fauna posted:
Yes, now you're catching on! You now think the tree's thoughts, and the tree shall think yours. It is the way of things.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 21:23 |
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fauna posted:bad news, my thoughts displeased the tree
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 16:02 |
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Archer666 posted:Can't wait to watch the Avatar sequels and see their use of under water motion capture which is one of the main things that kept the series getting pushed back cause "The tech just wasnt there". No, but according to the nintendo power I read ten years ago the wii version is supposed to be the best one with a special story created especially by the movie's creators.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 18:55 |
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What's the best way to watch Avatar? on a blu-ray disc!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 03:24 |
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Moon Atari posted:My theory about Avatar's initial success is that movies that become surprise box office and pop culture phenomenons generally contain a modern twist on some element of spirituality or philosophy that is lacking in western popular consciousness. This spiritual/philosophical element isn't the sole reason for the movies success, but appeal to some neglected spiritual or intellectual impulse in the audience is the secret ingredient that will elevate a simple crowd-pleasing heroic adventure story into a mega-hit.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 20:28 |
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I saw it on TV a while ago, looked at the background and it was just like, trees. Not even crazy pandora trees, just normal rear end cgi jungle.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 17:49 |
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Related, I have been neglecting my avatar avatar duties because I am tired from work, so apologies to all in this thread who are gulping lungfuls of toxic air and disentigrating from the inside out and etc etc
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 18:45 |
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I'm sincerely touched by this avatar. This new form is like my super saiyan level 3.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 06:00 |
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Archer666 posted:So since Avatars are like cloned by Earthlings to be soulless husks or whatever, will Jake and whatsherfaces' kids be horrible abominations because science didn't foresee that someone would actually want to gently caress a blue cat person? I think he uploaded his soul into the body in the movie somehow using one of their trees I'd like to see the reverse avatar, where the aliens have to make human avatars and the events of the film take the form of a "when harry met sally" esque romantic comedy
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 16:25 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Yours looks like it's made of taffy. That one is the Avatar animatronic from disneyland, which is actually extremely impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4mn5BstQo
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 16:34 |
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RickRogers posted:Yes, but can you even have sex with it? If you like getting your penis all mangled and hosed up by the inside of a clock
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 17:17 |
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It eats a kind of a pink fruit
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 18:55 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I got a pink fruit for ya *squiggles on over with my hundred tentacle legs for a taste!*
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 23:27 |
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Ask management, I have been ruthlessly deposed as cheiftan.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 07:10 |
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I hope it's me!
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 17:05 |
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Things are just a little different around here...
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 02:39 |
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It's still one of the better Blockbusters of the 2010s
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:07 |
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He's roger corman school, so he's very aware of the money without necessarily being driven by it.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 00:35 |
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Eywa rejoyces!
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# ¿ May 6, 2022 05:31 |
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teagone posted:Please don't remind me. I like Avatar, but it'll still always be annoying knowing that we could've had a Cameron directed Alita film/trilogy instead. In what universe is a jim Cameron joint preferable to a robert Rodriguez one. No disrespect to Jim even, I just mean cmon
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 02:51 |
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reignofevil posted:I've decided to go watch this movie in theaters Skip it. They just want your money. I'll tape it off TV for you.
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# ¿ May 27, 2022 03:12 |
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I never played xenoblade chronicles, but it seems an awful lot like xenoblade chronicles
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2022 04:13 |
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If you have a Na'vi avatar you're a winner. Just take it from me.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 20:03 |
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I'm gonna see it after christmas
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 20:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:08 |
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I really dug the whaling adventure. And the dichotomy between Jake sulley, father, and evil general avatar, father. was Germaine a casualty? The whalers and their incidental deaths at the hands of warriors were my favorite little thematic pivot.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 22:15 |