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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



*licks own b-hole while sitting on living room floor*

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vanisher


My boss taking a picture of me looking ashamed while holding a sign saying "I used all the paper in the printer and didn't refill it"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

nut


vanisher posted:

My boss taking a picture of me looking ashamed while holding a sign saying "I used all the paper in the printer and didn't refill it"

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



no dad YOU stop molting at the dinner table!

Luvcow



vanisher posted:

My boss taking a picture of me looking ashamed while holding a sign saying "I used all the paper in the printer and didn't refill it"

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

**looks in the mirror and sees Rob Schneider**



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

nut


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

**looks in the mirror and sees Rob Schneider**

lmfao

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



vanisher posted:

My boss taking a picture of me looking ashamed while holding a sign saying "I used all the paper in the printer and didn't refill it"


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

**looks in the mirror and sees Rob Schneider**


idiotsavant

i don't care!
as goeth prof. crocodile...

nut


the cashier takes my change and closes it in his left fist, I watch him shake around his hands but I know itís still in his left fist. when the movements stop I gently tap the fist.

he opens his hand. the change is gone. god is not real.

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

Society is treating me like an animal, but I guess one of those super cool rare ones? Like the endangered species kind? They put me in the zoo but they built it up to be my natural habitat, my favorite cool chill local dive bar.

They invite my friends over so I don't get lonely and we just hang out and drink while people gaze on like the viewers of an episode of "Cheers" watching us have a good time. Usually we are having too much fun to really notice, its just like having the people you don't know at the bar that are appreciating how good of a time you are having!

There is even a back room that is basically a bedroom with a nice bed, TV, and a computer with high speed internet among other stuff in case I want to be alone or just crash out, or take someone back with me for whatever.

So Society has treated me like an animal and moved me into the zoo, but I just live here rent free, drink and hang out with my friends in my dive bar habitat and room, and chill.

So I act like an animal. A party animal.

Luvcow



bradley tells me to go deep and motions with the football. i'm in shock, i never thought he was very fond of me, never thought the football team really cared for me either. but here i am, running down the field, breaking into a full sprint. i turn and see his arm release, cheers echo towards me as the throng of my new friends point into the distance. it's almost night now and i'm still frantic, they left hours ago happy and laughing, and i still search for the ball, happy knowing that i've made new friends today.

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Luvcow posted:

bradley tells me to go deep and motions with the football. i'm in shock, i never thought he was very fond of me, never thought the football team really cared for me either. but here i am, running down the field, breaking into a full sprint. i turn and see his arm release, cheers echo towards me as the throng of my new friends point into the distance. it's almost night now and i'm still frantic, they left hours ago happy and laughing, and i still search for the ball, happy knowing that i've made new friends today.

there's nothing in the rulebook that says a luvcow can't play football.

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Twenty Four posted:

Society is treating me like an animal, but I guess one of those super cool rare ones? Like the endangered species kind? They put me in the zoo but they built it up to be my natural habitat, my favorite cool chill local dive bar.

They invite my friends over so I don't get lonely and we just hang out and drink while people gaze on like the viewers of an episode of "Cheers" watching us have a good time. Usually we are having too much fun to really notice, its just like having the people you don't know at the bar that are appreciating how good of a time you are having!

There is even a back room that is basically a bedroom with a nice bed, TV, and a computer with high speed internet among other stuff in case I want to be alone or just crash out, or take someone back with me for whatever.

So Society has treated me like an animal and moved me into the zoo, but I just live here rent free, drink and hang out with my friends in my dive bar habitat and room, and chill.

So I act like an animal. A party animal.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer

The video where I get shot by a tranquilizer, earmarked, and then let go to fend for myself on the African savanna has several million views on youtube

Musluk



Me as a penguin, hoping to end up in a attenborough documentary: oh oops *steps on a banana peel, slides down the iceberg*

gently caress

nut


my boss: Aw, great job nut! Here's a raise.

nut: WHAT YOU THINK I NEED IMMEDIATE AND OVER REWARD HUH U TRYING TO TRAIN ME?

my boss: please stop dragging your rear end on my carpet

nut: IT'S ALL OR NOTHING BABY, YOU MAKE THE CALL

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



nut posted:

my boss: Aw, great job nut! Here's a raise.

nut: WHAT YOU THINK I NEED IMMEDIATE AND OVER REWARD HUH U TRYING TO TRAIN ME?

my boss: please stop dragging your rear end on my carpet

nut: IT'S ALL OR NOTHING BABY, YOU MAKE THE CALL


Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

nut posted:

my boss: Aw, great job nut! Here's a raise.

nut: WHAT YOU THINK I NEED IMMEDIATE AND OVER REWARD HUH U TRYING TO TRAIN ME?

my boss: please stop dragging your rear end on my carpet

nut: IT'S ALL OR NOTHING BABY, YOU MAKE THE CALL



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

google THIS


vanisher posted:

My boss taking a picture of me looking ashamed while holding a sign saying "I used all the paper in the printer and didn't refill it"

Manifisto




vanisher posted:

My boss taking a picture of me looking ashamed while holding a sign saying "I used all the paper in the printer and didn't refill it"

Luvcow posted:

bradley tells me to go deep and motions with the football. i'm in shock, i never thought he was very fond of me, never thought the football team really cared for me either. but here i am, running down the field, breaking into a full sprint. i turn and see his arm release, cheers echo towards me as the throng of my new friends point into the distance. it's almost night now and i'm still frantic, they left hours ago happy and laughing, and i still search for the ball, happy knowing that i've made new friends today.


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

google THIS


"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"

"There's a cucumber in my house."

"(sigh) You again, sir?"

"I was eating!"

"Sir, that isn't an emergency..."

"(sobbing) It was right behind me!"

Manifisto




my roommate, catching me hanging upside down from the door frame: so that's it, you're a bat now

me, looking hastily away from the monster manual, open to the entry for "piercer": uh, yep, yep, a bat. say could you grab me a spoon from the kitchen? you can just walk right under me.


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

nut


google THIS posted:

"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"

"There's a cucumber in my house."

"(sigh) You again, sir?"

"I was eating!"

"Sir, that isn't an emergency..."

"(sobbing) It was right behind me!"

Khanstant

HONKING IS VIOLENCE

I have been yowling at this box of cheez-its for over two hours and nobody will dump some of it on the floor so I can eat it one piece at a time all weird with my sharp-only teeth

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



google THIS posted:

"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"

"There's a cucumber in my house."

"(sigh) You again, sir?"

"I was eating!"

"Sir, that isn't an emergency..."

"(sobbing) It was right behind me!"

fukcen lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

google THIS posted:

"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"

"There's a cucumber in my house."

"(sigh) You again, sir?"

"I was eating!"

"Sir, that isn't an emergency..."

"(sobbing) It was right behind me!"



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Manifisto




google THIS posted:

"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"

"There's a cucumber in my house."

"(sigh) You again, sir?"

"I was eating!"

"Sir, that isn't an emergency..."

"(sobbing) It was right behind me!"


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Luvcow



google THIS posted:

"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"

"There's a cucumber in my house."

"(sigh) You again, sir?"

"I was eating!"

"Sir, that isn't an emergency..."

"(sobbing) It was right behind me!"


Manifisto posted:

my roommate, catching me hanging upside down from the door frame: so that's it, you're a bat now

me, looking hastily away from the monster manual, open to the entry for "piercer": uh, yep, yep, a bat. say could you grab me a spoon from the kitchen? you can just walk right under me.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Jaguars!




Ah, Sunday morning, time to bask in the window light for four hours before slithering off to eat some bird eggs for breakfast

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



People screaming and running away like crazy, they don't seem to know I won't hurt them until I'm done molting.


Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



*lays on buffet table at fancy easter brunch, unhinges jaw, and slowly begins to swallow roast beef so you can see every detail as it moves down my gullet*

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