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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OR0DBPjlVU
  • The Otis and Mandy story continues after their recent absence due to THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN THE WORLD. How will they react to winning Social Media Reaction of the Year? Probably by saying,"Wait what the hell is Social Media Reaction of the Year?" like the rest of us.
  • Naomi faces Lacey Evans in a singles match.
  • Nikki Cross gets yet another shot at the Smackdown Women's Championship in a match against Bayley.
  • Out of nowhere last week WWE remembered they had a bunch of super-talented Cruiserweights on the roster. Gran Metalik faces AJ Styles for the Intercontinental Title tonight and the match SHOULD be loving great. Should be.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Please give AJ and Gran Metalik time.

Smackdown seems close to turning the corner back to being a good show with a Big E push, giving talented wrestlers time for matches, and OTIS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God they opened with Bayley and Sasha cackling

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


BIG E and Miz are having a match tonight. This wasn't previewed.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




AJ and Metalik opening up hopefully means it gets around 20 minutes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Hopefully not 20 minutes for a DQ ending leading to a tag match with a bullshit ending later in the show.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



Metalik owns, gently caress AJ, give us the title change coward pritchard

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




That was decent enough. It was different from most WWE matches. Metalik should've gotten more shine, but not bad.

AJ vs. Dorado next week, please

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Okay match but I was hoping for so much more.

Listen to super-face Baron Corbin, Chad Gable.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Baron Corbin: Superface continues to make good points

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



Did I miss anything

e: lol the amplified booing sounds so bad

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Intruder posted:

Did I miss anything

e: lol the amplified booing sounds so bad

AJ and Metalik had a decent match, but not as good as it could've been.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



lol I walked in with Hardy babbling on, than I saw Corbin walk in and was like nope and left to go pet my dog for 10mins instead

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




gently caress off Riddle

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Hirez posted:

lol I walked in with Hardy babbling on, than I saw Corbin walk in and was like nope and left to go pet my dog for 10mins instead

Petting dogs is always A Good Choice

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Gulak gets beaten even after a distraction on his behalf. Corbin super-face status confirmed.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



lol this is so stupid

I still love that rolling german though

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



I refuse heel Gable

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Hirez posted:

left to go pet my dog for 10mins instead

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Power Windows posted:

I refuse heel Gable

Gable is just acknowledging the Baron Corbin super-face turn!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Power Windows posted:

I refuse heel Gable

Gable was told by superface Corbin that he wasn't being used correctly, and then Gable came out to beat up sex pest Matt Riddle

Gable is a face

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



I have blocked Corbin from my mind like in that Black Mirror episode, so I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



Give me a Big E/Fiend feud once the Strowman thing is done

Fiend: *gives long speech with video highlights about E and the history of 5, his association with a giant loser (Dolph), how each new day is the same as the last*

E: *gyrates, pins Fiend for the 5 count for the strap*

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Intruder posted:

Give me a Big E/Fiend feud once the Strowman thing is done

Fiend: *gives long speech with video highlights about E and the history of 5, his association with a giant loser (Dolph), how each new day is the same as the last*

E: *gyrates, pins Fiend for the 5 count for the strap*

New Day being too goofy and pure-hearted to succumb to The Fiend's evil would own

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



hell yeah the abdominal stretch, I wish Big E was heel and used the rope - I miss that move

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



Hirez posted:

hell yeah the abdominal stretch, I wish Big E was heel and used the rope - I miss that move

I'm always partial to when the heel's buddy reaches into the ring and locks hands with him

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


BIG E STRONK!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




BIG E IS COMIN

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Nakamura going,"AYYYY PAPA!" was the best.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



Nikki is going to win and that's how they'll break up Bayley and Sasha, because Bayley will become jealous of Sasha's double belt

It will come out that literally everyone tried to talk Vince out of it which only made his convictions stronger

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Intruder posted:

Nikki is going to win and that's how they'll break up Bayley and Sasha, because Bayley will become jealous of Sasha's double belt

It will come out that literally everyone tried to talk Vince out of it which only made his convictions stronger

I can't believe they'd have Bayley lose when she and Sasha are one of the few ratings draws they have right now

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




"online is not real life" I shout as people turn off the product because people like Naomi aren't getting pushes

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



ooooh maybe practice that one a bit more

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




this match will be on Botchamania

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




OTIS

OH YEAH

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Oh no, now with shorter hair, Mandy is going to be ugly!

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Speaking of superfaces


PUSH SONYA

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




"How dare you?! That's expensive!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Dammit Nikki, if Bayley wants to Coyote Ugly then let her Coyote Ugly!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy gently caress she MURDERED Nikki on that Finisher.

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