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Haha what do you think Bowsette smells like LOL
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Lilac 12 3.96%
Gooseberries 8 2.64%
Turtle soup 11 3.63%
Your favourite Doritos flavor (please specify) 14 4.62%
Gamer girl bath water 54 17.82%
Stop it 158 52.15%
A Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza (Pepperoni) 33 10.89%
get stick bugged lol 12 3.96%
tomato pizza 1 0.33%
Total: 303 votes
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stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Waffleman_ posted:

Also like real talk, independent of everything going down at Ubisoft right now

Does anyone give a poo poo about BGE2 anymore? It's been like 6 years.

Given that everything they've said about it bears no resemblance to the original game I think most people have stopped caring. If it was going to be an actual sequel you'd still have plenty of people excited for it.

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Stux posted:

hey you pikachu

It has to be liked by someone to qualify as a cult classic.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Jay Rust posted:

The guns not feeling good is on purpose actually. It’s commentary

It's crazy how good the guns in Destiny feel considering.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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My group couldn't even get our heads around that ridiculous Game of Thrones board game. Twilight Imperium looks like a weekend of confused rules reading and crying.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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That's why I like Legacy games. You can just play shorter games over and over again so it never gets too complex or overwhelming, but it's a different experience each time and you feel like you're progressing through a single narrative.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I love cinemas but they really only exist for the benefit of Disney and like one other studio now, which is a real shame.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Apparently this is the spreadsheet

:laffo: at some of the gems in the extra information section:

It's bullshit but a lot of places work that way. If too many people are qualifying for pay rises or bonuses they change the curve so fewer people can achieve it. A dogshit practice but pretty standard.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I said come in! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSSQ0Z6eDhU Pikman 3 is coming to Switch on October 30.

Yes! Yes!

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Jay Rust posted:

It took the Simpsons like twenty episodes to find its legs, give 3 out of 10 a chance

That's a common misconception. Simpsons season 1 and 2 are in fact loving good.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Thank god Riot and Epic are OK I was really worried.


e: Holy gently caress Spelunky 2 is actually coming out and Braid's releasing in a sensible resolution? It's like it's 2008 again I'm so happy.

stev fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Aug 7, 2020

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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https://twitter.com/RocksteadyGames/status/1291720790447136768?s=19



Uhhh

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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exquisite tea posted:

Good video games is the only worthwhile thing that has come out of the DCEU.

Have there been any games lined to the films? I can't think of any. Let alone good ones.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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There's that one about the hole in the wall and the filthy things that happen in the hole.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I said come in! posted:

I forgot there is a sequel to this movie coming out. The first film made over a billion dollars, but it was also very poorly received (its a very bad movie, no one liked it), not that this ever stopped Hollywood from continuing to drive something into the ground (the Transformers films).

fwiw James Gunn is helming the new one, and it seems to be a reimagining rather than a straight up sequel. Since he directed the only two MCU movies that are actually good films outside of the context of the MCU I have some hope for it.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Infinitum posted:

Korg haters ITT

Ok two of the three good ones.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Jay Rust posted:

Some ideas on how to fix Fall Guys:

Remove the memory game

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Convex posted:

Just lock it at 30fps and max everything out, thats what I did for Red Dead 2 and it plays great (albeit with the Nvidia low latency mode on)

:hmmno:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Help Im Alive posted:

I was having trouble with my PS4 controller disconnecting too but it turned out to just be the cable and it's been fine since I switched to a different one

Yeah I had the same issue. I ended up getting a Bluetooth dongle instead which makes it far easier.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Infinitum posted:

Collecting insults still the worst part of Monkey Island Act 1

Actually it's the timed grog run (I think that's act 1?)

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Infinitum posted:

(You transfer the grog to the next mug)

That doesn't make it fun or good.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I remember a lot of the internet being turned off DA:I. Partially because everything that happened between the main story quests was so unrelentingly dull and repetitive, and partly because Witcher 3 did it so much better a few months later.


It's been over half a decade since the last mainline Dragon Age and Witcher games were released. :corsair:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Isn't it now generally agreed that 8 hours is too much and that 7 is the sweet spot?

My sleep pattern varies so much I've probably permanently hosed some part of me. I'll get anywhere between 4 and 7 hours on a weeknight and between 7 and 11 hours at the weekends.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Hopefully this'll be what finally destroys capitalism once and for all.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Hey gamers, are you looking to get a competitive edge? Well Call of Duty has teamed up with Dominos Pizza, and we're giving you a damage boost for as long as you can continue to eat pizza! Just hook up your webcam, connect to the Activision PizzaWatch™ Servers, and for every bite of pizza you take, you'll get 40 seconds of power! Dominate the Warzone, and the warzone of your taste buds, with Call of Duty and Dominos!

I mean this literally already happens with XP boosts.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Remember that time where there was a can of Monster Energy sat in your base in Death Stranding and you get benefits from drinking it?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Is... Is that a burrito? Even cut in half it's a bit chode-y.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Trying to think whether any really big releases this year haven't been delayed at least once.

Paper Mario I guess, which was likely announced after the game had already gone gold.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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It's really silly tbh. I know the goal is to bring in new players and not to give free content to existing players, but there'll be a lot of people who hit level 40 before dropping the game who would probably reinstall it to play the Heavensward stuff, since that's where everyone says the game starts getting really good.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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It's by far the most well told MMO story out there, the story just isn't very interesting until level 35, and between level 35 and 50 is incredibly repetitive and drawn out.

The post game 100 quest grind really isn't that bad, it's when the story really starts to pick up.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Spring Break My Heart posted:

Halo delayed until next year

Lmao they must have literally decided that in the two weeks since the reveal/backlash. It's the Sonic movie all over again. Rip.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Remember when launch day dlc was considered controversial?

lol

"The content is already on the disc" seems like such a quaint argument... :(

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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AceOfFlames posted:

The most poorly kept secret of the year, revealed!

Ubisoft's high ups knowingly and deliberately covered up widespread employee abuse for decades? Including physical and sexual abuse?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I said come in! posted:

I was curious about this a week ago myself and looking at the absurd amount of money that Bobby Kotick makes. Like, what the gently caress does he actually do at Activision/Blizzard? He isn't credited in any video games of theirs that I am aware of.

They make the tough decisions, like ensuring they can make an eight figure salary by paying poverty wages and making hundreds of employees jobless on a whim.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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P = X - 50
X = P - 50

Solve for the launch prices.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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The message of TLOU2 isn't that violence is bad or that you should feel guilty for enjoying videogame violence. Like not even slightly.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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The end of Heavensward is great because it gives you the nice moral ending of bringing peace between humans and dragons and ending a pointless millenia old conflict, while also giving you a fun boss fight against the biggest meanest dragon and letting you kill him loving dead.

Relax Or DIE posted:

what is the message of tlou2

Revenge is a cycle and our similarities are stronger than our differences. It's not exactly nuanced or deep but it's not a straight "gotcha player, you were enjoying the violence but maybe that makes you the real monster!" like most people seem to think.

stev fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Aug 13, 2020

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I installed Exodus yesterday after getting it on sale a while back, mostly just to test my graphics card.

The menus are beyond dogshit and there was a lovely jump scare in the first two minutes. Uninstalled with no regrets.


E: solid 60fps at max setting with RTX on though. :hmmyes:


Ee: weren't 4A embroiled in the crunch/employee abuse stuff too?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Still thinking back to when Fortnite was a vapourware coop Minecraft ripoff that was barely a footnote at Microsoft's E3 conference. Good times, simple times.

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

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haveblue posted:

They're not invoking the novel 1984, they're invoking the commercial Apple named "1984" which was mainly an attack on IBM

That's literally what the guy you quoted said.

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