TRUMP 1319: They were saying the other night: the shark.

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august already? where da gently caress did summer go, the days of running through sprinklers, getting a snow cone on a hot summer retreat to a lake, toasting bbqs with boxes of beer, big fish summer night parties

oh right

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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

august is part of summer bitch

on a technicality yes but august is mostly spend existential dread of back2school (or college) regreting not having a fulfilling enough summer

much like sunday

sunday is the worst day

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 06:46

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a.lo posted:

i think it�s time they reboot back to the future

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although i approve this probe, imo its wrong to probe on a friday night, let the people drink, get high, and post into the wee hours of the night

then probe them saturday morning as penance for their crimes of bad posting

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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 06:47

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GrimGypsy posted:

what is the mechanism by which potus can ban an app

the patriot freedom act of 1969 signed by bill clinton

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 06:48

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Plinkey posted:

i just found out that sonic make a BLT bacon burger

guess i know where im going tomorrow

sonic is only good for desserts after baking on 500 miles of asphalt for the last 4 hrs in 105f weather in your car and pulling off the freeway into a driveup to get some refreshing iced drinks and ice cream.

pickup some cherry limeade for me and a green apple slushie tia

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 20:12

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500 ~~days~~ years of trummper

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 00:05

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making -fried mochiko chicken for dinner, hopefully it turns out

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 00:06

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tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1289647098674126848

do people not peel the skins/outer layer of the onion and toss it?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 00:26

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in honor of plunkey's birthday i made fried mochiko chicken

cant really taste the mochi flour but it was also my first time frying chicken. came out well but i think needed better coating in mochi flour

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 01:33

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doing my part mr presiden5rtr

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 05:34

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Wolfsheim posted:

I don't remember the exact order of the rest someone say something funny about gerald ford

ferald gord

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 06:30

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dmtrump

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 08:05

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reel

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 08:14

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AppleNippleBOB posted:

does anyone have the one meme with the many faces of the lighthouse man as we go to 2020

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 10:20

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Mustached Demon posted:

First Jurassic world was a fine popcorn flick

Second one was a tire fire

yeah i thought world was kinda fun as an airplane-ride filler flick. its also exactly the dumb poo poo thing that america would do

second one was awful

also i just woke up 30 minutes ago, go me

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 22:30

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Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The Jurassic Park\World franchise has the worst ratio of good movies to franchise length of any franchise. 1:5

Pirates of the Caribbean will beat it on pure numbers next movie though.

this is probably true.

i havent even watched any of the pirate after 3, they seemed like lazy direct2vhs cash-in tier poo poo. im surprised they're still making them

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 22:35

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Mustached Demon posted:

How many poo poo tier transformer movies were made?

the siren call has been rung.. an eerie stillness lays suspended in the air as if all life has just frozen in place in terror of a deep rumbling beneath the planet... the planet starts to crack the tectonic plates open up

an enormous gormless creature merges from the vast depths of the oceans water rolling off it's scales like pacific rim kaiju... it has but one name only known to the ancient ones--supermechagodzilla. it's birthing cry reverberates throughout the entire solar system

...well, actually transformers....

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 22:49

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FAUXTON posted:

hayao miyazaki

huh did he die? we've been going through all the ghibli films (never seen any before) this past month

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 07:35

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as a very satisfied cumstomer, i would highly recommend the professional services provided by one doctor j peebody cumshittistein the 3rd

he helped me refinance my coin purse and leveraged it wide open allowing for a variety of deposits resulting in mega moneys

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 08:29

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Chinatown posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ljZySXL.mp4

tfw red solo cups are just too trashy to use on a boat as a hobbit that you need a red solo wine cup to show off your sophistication and wealth

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 08:32

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cumshitter posted:

edit: whoa lol @ the new word filter

huh whats the new word filter

trump

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 08:40

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

why the gently caress are kids with symptoms going to school

open er up

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 08:41

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i've just discovered the internets greatest hidden treasure -- bardcore https://www.reddit.com/r/bardcore/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEKIW3pUUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvAEMz64O9c

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 09:38

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Smythe posted:

lol ye soz im feelin Trollish 2nit

its sunday

wait no its actually monday

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 09:43

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Smythe posted:

if u call ur guild a "clan" or "gang" you can gently caress off. these also are gamers of no diginity.

agreed. guilds are cool bc it sound slike you're part of the fisherman guild or carpenter guilds like its 1500 and you're doing proto organized labor to extort the king to give you his 15th wife and also lighting your home in whale oil

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 10:09

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smarxist posted:

okay the funniest thing that can happen now is Biden winning and turning Texas blue

i'm moistly in the boat that whatever outcome we we get will be really loving funny

biden (or rather his handlers like jamie dimon and baileys) jizzing a ton of money in texas only to lose it badly still is loving funny as poo poo just as it was when clinton went all in on loving oklahoma or some poo poo and neglected everything else. him winning it would be loving funny as poo poo. trump winning would be hilarious from the lib meltdowns, biden winnin would be hilarious

whoever wins or loses, we win

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 19:56

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Smythe posted:

https://www.uoguide.com/Lord_British

drat lol

i'm kidna sad i missed out on Ultima. I did play Graal very very early on when it was still beta and the amount of griefing you could do in that was great.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 20:10

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emfive posted:

Lurker (well, technically "former lurker") posted twice in the "Lowtax Abuser" thread and then skipped off to b&r, posted like twice there, and went back to lurking

e: however I sincerely appreciate the thought

make him post. it's time we come together in these trying times. the strands that bind us must be united as one

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 20:51

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Giga Gaia posted:

graal online ftw

tbf i didn't play it for very long. i can't remember if it became P2P or why, maybe I got sucked into Infantry Online instead or Ragnarok Online later, idk ive lost track of all sensation of time. but yea it's early days was a fun wild west of griefing, exploits, destroying people houses,

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 20:53

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tenderjerk posted:

Hell yea

Alcohol + hfcs is probably a good idea without any downsides

mikes hard lemonade has been a staple of college campuses for like 3 decades

also angry orchard loving sucks asssssss

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 21:05

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Iron Crowned posted:

It does, Woodchuck was better (I haven't seen it on shelves in years, so IDK if it's still around), but I still get a sixer of it once in a while, because it's good for breakfast.

I think a lot of the Big Alcohol cider poo poo has died off. I live in a local california hotspot for ciders due to big apple farming here in california that has existed well before they became popular and so there's still quite a lot of micro/small ciders, but it's definitely a fraction of what it was back in 2013.

its all about HARD SELTZER now

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 21:17

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are twitter embeds hosed up for anyone else

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 06:37

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tacodaemon posted:

ah. greetings mr. shitcummer. may interest you in some low-yield checking account?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 09:44

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🎶forever trumg 🎶 i want to be forever 🎶 trump

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 01:56

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chird posted:

This is presumably a chud quoting a chud, but TikTok is indeed 99% videos of underage kids dancing provocatively. You can try to train the algorithm by only watching funny cat videos or people falling down potholes, and it sorta works, but a pedo would just get a constant stream of kids dancing in skimpy clothes, with the algorithm gleefully showing them more and more accurate examples of the content they 'enjoy'.

Anyone over the age of 18 using TikTok should be on a register, except for boomers, whose unfunny memes will kill it faster than Microsoft can

i'm not familiar with it unless clips get retweeted here, but this isn't anything new or different than vine or facebook or youtube or instagram or snapchat. it strikes me as concern trolling of :wth:

wow clothed teenagers dancing.. ugh..... PROVOCATIVELY! ! i- i-i just can't EVEN :wth:

we must shut it down to save da kids

e: forgot to add, abolish all social media. including reddit and these forums

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# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 03:15

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cumshitter posted:

be a man. ride the sphincter like a fremen on a sandworm

wow that's very sexist of you. are you saying women can't tame the sphincter??

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 08:05

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i have it on good authority that one mr, alan g cumshitter the 3rd has indeed had sexual intercourse with one ms ayn rand

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 07:52

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cumshitter posted:

there was a dumb goon post the wrimonano or whatever the gently caress the "write a novel in november" thing is and one of them was trying to play with writing conventions where the hero is an internspacial and time traveling plot continuity agent who wields a chekhov gun or osme poo poo it was really dumb

way to insult my writing you prick :mad:

i'll have you know i ATE my cum after writing it. take that

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 08:15

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Durf posted:

do you think Scott Pruitt regrets actually resigning over this kinda poo poo, like it mattered

at least he got a soiled Trump mattress

lmao i forgot all about that guy

whats ajit pai up to these days? oilslick tilly?

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cumshots what did you think of californication tv show

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 09:25

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