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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Cugel the Clever posted:

Biden is going to win, but it'll turn out that all the concerns about his fitness for office were well-founded and the folks around him had just been knowingly driving him forward to further their own careers. Meanwhile, the much-hyped GOP civil war will be a wet fart with the ultra-fascist wing winning immediately. Then they'll hypocritically blame Biden and the Dems for both the recession and continuing pandemic and the goldfish-minded public will eat it up.

Prove me wrong, 2021 :colbert:


:corrupt:
:wmwink:

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53626546

quote:

The US Republican Party's vote to nominate its presidential candidate this month will be held in private, without press in attendance.


Any bets fox news and possibly oan still get in?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Also notice how you don't see a bronzer line. He's not wearing all of his normal makeup, so it won't get on his white shirt and hat.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
The passengers better be paying extra for this trip, since it's one they will never forget.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
The rock is trying to buy the XFL for 15 mil


https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/03/investing/xfl-sold-dwayne-the-rock-johnson/index.html

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Leavemywife posted:

I don't think The Rock is a poo poo head like that.

The rock is pretty chuddy

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
2,750 metric tons of ammonium nitrate


next to giant stores of grain


what could possibly go wrong

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
btw, tencent owns a big part of reddit


:boom:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
sturgis is going to kill more people than a trump rally

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
They have had shield walls for months now. It was very effective against the feds shooting less leathal munitions.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://twitter.com/IwriteOK

tons of stuff here

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
trump better watch out, brazil is over the 100k dead to covid hump. they might catch us and become #1 in deaths!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
CONGRATULATIONS!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
If Biden is elected then dies and Harris takes over, she would be sending the feds to every city that has even a 10 person protest.

:911:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

A Bad Poster posted:

You can still vote for Bernie. Nothing's stopping anyone.



fixed

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Burning Beard posted:

Sturgis update:
And nearly all of the Sturgis people are boomers. I've seen only a few people that would be younger.



I somehow doubt that most of the crowd is over 55.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Doc Hawkins posted:

one hundred and sixty-five thousand* dead

*documented

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Ugh. I'm glad my boomer parents are smart enough not to do that poo poo.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/13/politics/trump-campaign-voter-fraud-lawsuit-pennsylvania/index.html

quote:

(CNN)A federal judge in Pennsylvania told the Trump campaign and the Republican Party that they must produce evidence they have of vote-by-mail fraud in the state by Friday.
The judge's order, in a high-profile case about vote-by-mail in the battleground state, essentially forces the Trump campaign to try to back up President Donald Trump's false claims about massive voter fraud in postal voting.
"The Court finds that instances of voter fraud are relevant to the claims and defenses in this case," District Judge J. Nicholas Ranjan wrote on Thursday, telling Republicans that they need to provide evidence of fraud to the Democratic Party and the Sierra Club, which are part of the lawsuit.

...

The Trump campaign "should not be permitted to raise such spectacular fraud related claims, particular in this national climate," lawyers representing the Democrats wrote.


Turning trumps rhetoric into a lawsuit. How quick will he try to settle?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Hadn’t seen this mentioned here before but a former SEAL decided to get all kitted up and throw a pipe bomb at the protests in Portland. His OPSEC was so good that a dude managed to get video of him wandering away holding his hi-cut helmet, equipped with NODS.

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/portland-police-seek-former-navy-seal-investigation

Normal country; things will surely quiet down before the election.

Wait. This guy, again?

He was caught throwing 2 pipe bombs last week.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongSeductiveBurritoLeeroyJenkins

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
This morning my area had massive thunderstorms. The loudest I think I've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsRKOZAu1lc

https://www.sfgate.com/weather/article/lightning-summer-San-Francisco-Bay-Area-thunder-15487464.php

https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article244999375.html

https://www.sfchronicle.com/news/article/What-s-behind-this-once-in-a-decade-Bay-Area-15488076.php#photo-19818616


And during the day temperatures hit over 107




global warming is a total hoax ya'll

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
surely this will be the thing that the gop goes against trump on!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1296356238012252160?s=20

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
pook isn't wrong


Now for a feelgood :
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1296501045498183683?s=20

This is the yacht that bannon was arrested on

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/20/politics/white-house-teachers-essential-workers/index.html


quote:

The White House is formally declaring teachers essential workers as part of their efforts to encourage schools around the country to reopen for in-person learning. The move is just the latest in the administration's aggressive campaign to pressure districts into bringing back students this fall -- and although the essential worker designation provides guidance for educators that is only voluntary, it calls on teachers to return to the classroom even after potential exposure.

...

The guidance for essential workers states that they can continue to work even after exposure to a confirmed case of Covid-19, provided they remain asymptomatic.


The DNC needs to make the covid response the #1 topic for beating trump. Bring up every day how 175k+ US citizens have died and the current administration is doing everything in its power to make that number go up because they value money over people.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

shame on an IGA posted:

Tallies from Iowa finally starting to firm up, 4,000 mi² recieved Cat-2 hurricane force winds destroying roughly fourteen billion pounds of corn
oh no my biofuel corn subsidies !

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Current event : I am surrounded by fire.






Smoke has been so bad today its even inside the house.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

LongDarkNight posted:

Unfortunate user name/post combo.




Don't die.

Unless even more fires pop up closer to us we should be ok where we are. Just the smoke is a problem right now.

Well unless power gets cut. Then poo poo gets lovely quick.

gently caress I hate pg&e

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

BIG HEADLINE posted:

I've yet to see it reported on any medium that doesn't print anything they read in a tweet, but allegedly/supposedly KJU is in a coma and his sister's now the de facto leader of North Korea.

What does that make this, the third time he's died/been at death's door?

Seems to happen any time he isn't seen in public for more than a week. Dude dies more than Phil Coulson.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I still haven't heard an explanation as to how removing mail sorting machines saves money.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

LongDarkNight posted:

My brain read Tammy Duckworth and I almost did the final :crackping:.

The need to figure out what makes this family so susceptible to the 'rona.
https://twitter.com/UrbanNathalia/status/1298362207156215809?s=20

I thought poor people were immune to covid-19!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

facialimpediment posted:

GOING INTO A TUNNEL, SORRY THERE'S A LOT OF STATIC

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1299131794902659077

what a loving little bitch

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Hey guys! Want a feel good??? Ya?? Here you go!



quote:

(CNN)Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin has asked a judge to dismiss murder charges against him in the death of George Floyd.
In court papers Friday, Chauvin's attorney says there is not probable cause to support charges of second-degree murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-man-brandished-gun-protest-defense-72714959


Mr Nice?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://youtu.be/zBK9Eu0xHE4

colbert has a bit more info about bannons arrest

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

McNally posted:

He was a 2nd lieutenant, so he didn't have any leadership authorities to begin with.

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