Your job in five words or less

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your job in five words or less

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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I turn stuff to food.

but not for 5 months.

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 12:46

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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I deliver your loving packages.

How do you keep them loving so long on the way?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 08:05

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Murdering people using javascript.

Don't! that form of execution is a cruel and unusual punishment.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 09:51

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Computer.

Do you work with sliderules?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 13:13

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