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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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THE DALLAS STARS ARE GOOD DEFENSE TEAM THEY JUST HAVE BAD OFFENSE



:suicide:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Shinjobi posted:

THE DALLAS STARS ARE GOOD DEFENSE TEAM THEY JUST HAVE BAD OFFENSE



:suicide:

BY MY BLOOD I GIVE THEM LIFEEEEEE

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I cant blame Bishop for that 3rd goal.


But there will be debate on the first two. So....yikes

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Regardless on if the goal stands or not, Dallas is clearly scrambling everywhere.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Just gently caress off if this is the poo poo you're gonna throw out on a good night, Stars.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If covid saves Jim Nill's rear end I'm going to get covid in protest of the Dallas Stars

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The Stars are absolute garbage and covid is no excuse for the lack of heads rolling in the offseason.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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THE DALLAS STARS HAVE WON A PLAYOFF GAME AGAINST THE ST LOUIS BLUES


IM DRINKING MYSELF STUPID TONIGHT SINCE this is probably the peak

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Cocaine Bear posted:

Go Stars, gently caress the dirty flames.

Hearty agree

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Radulov with a dumb penalty, well I never!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Remember when Radulov got benched this season and people thought the Stars were wrong to do it



lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I mean, the Stars were complete rear end in the RR. Stars could just bad

Could, he says

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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QHAT THE loving poo poo XSTARS


EHAT


gently caress YOU HOW

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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DOOMocrat posted:

The Stars don't deserve to be tied.

I deserve it, however.

:agreed:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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What a hilarious penalty by the Flames


Let's see if it even matters

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Shinjobi posted:



Let's see if it even matters

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Never play Radulov or Sekera again, is the story of this game

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I am counting the loving days until Mattias Janmark is loving gone

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:siren:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Misanthrope posted:

Poor innocent Tkachuk having an issue with his testicles thanks to a slight spearing motion by Benn.

I demand more of this

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Miro Heiskanen is a literal, actual god

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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That's a Kari Lehtonen playoff goal

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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gently caress You Corey Perry!:patriot::siren:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Escape Goat posted:

Garbage goal lol

I'm sorry, I think you meant "Dallas offense."

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Escape Goat posted:

I meant no offense

Neither did they!


I've got jokes, lemme tells ya!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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There is no lead safe, but Tkachuk is hurt it appears


What an exchange

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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HELL YEAH NO GOAL I'LL TAKE IT


Double minor not so much

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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A crucial, braindead turnover by John Klingberg turns into a goal going the other way?


But that never happens!:suicide:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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gently caress

Off

Radulov

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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gently caress



OFF


RADULOV

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Radulov should have been left on the loving bench halfway through the season

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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It really can't be said enough how many times Klingberg and Radulov have absolutely shot the team in the foot. The difference is that Klingberg has had an upside this season.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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JAMIE loving OLEKSIAK TELLS RADULOV TO GO CRY ELSEWHERE

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Thank gently caress for that

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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grassy gnoll posted:

Booooo, gently caress the Blues

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I just really need Seguin to start nailing those shots

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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100% of that short handed goal is on Roope Hintz being loving the worst player on the ice for the entirety of the power play


Amazing

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Stars spent everything they had last night


I see zero way they take this series


EDIT: like, they have outplayed the Flames for their fair share of the series, no doubt. But if you are hoping Jamie loving Oleksiak is going to score all your goals for you, you're hosed. Their top line has no excuse for some of the whiffs they've thrown at the net.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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blue squares posted:

Dallas scores first???? What is this madness

Hello I'm currently trapped inside the mirror zone

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Shinjobi posted:

Hello I'm currently trapped inside the mirror zone

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