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That nasty corn chips smell big dogs get when people don't wash them enough (i.e. most big dog owners) You walk into a house, it's everywhere, you sit on the couch and the smell POOFS out at you from the cushions and you gag quietly. The dog comes up panting and the nasty scent roooollls towards you like a tsunami. I know lots of people say they can tell when they enter a cat house bc of the piss smell. You can always tell a Big Dog house in the same vein. Just...musty dog rear end.
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r u ready to WALK posted:dobermen gary oldmans diary posted:dobermans Plant MONSTER. posted:doberman's HEY knock this stuff off all'a ya
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Aug 3, 2020 17:30
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gary oldmans diary posted:hey. hey poo poo I used an apostrophe all wrong non-ironically. That's the first sign that the brain is not doing... that thing it does.
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Aug 3, 2020 17:34
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from now on were just gonna say more than one doberman
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Aug 3, 2020 17:44
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StrangersInTheNight posted:That nasty corn chips smell big dogs get when people don't wash them enough (i.e. most big dog owners) The problem with this is that on the one hand, your dogs feet smell like fritos. On the other hand you and everything you've been within 12 feet of within 48 hours reeks of cat piss forever, constantly.
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Aug 3, 2020 17:53
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StrangersInTheNight posted:That nasty corn chips smell big dogs get when people don't wash them enough (i.e. most big dog owners) It’s from their feet. The “fact” that dogs don’t sweat is actually untrue. They have sweat glands between their paw pads, which builds up and causes the frito odor. Easily remedied by washing their feet regularly or just taking trimmers to the fur that grows between the pads 
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Aug 3, 2020 17:54
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This isn't dogs vs cats, they both smell like having a barn in your house Ugh that frito smell gets literally INTO the furniture uggfhhhhhhh
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Aug 3, 2020 17:57
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This stuff right here? Trim it. Get a wet washcloth and clean the toes out. Now you got a dog what feet don’t smell like greasy snacks. 5 minutes every other week. (noted that this is my dog and I clearly haven’t been following my own advice but he doesn’t smell so  )
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Aug 3, 2020 18:05
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He smells, your nose and brain just got used to it.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:29
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I knew doberman's were cropped but I didn't know it was to that extent. Like, those ears are mad floppy. Now I'm just sad.  Imagine wanting to gently caress up this good dog by cutting off its tail and whatever the gently caress they do to their ears.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:31
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Colonel Cancer posted:He smells, your nose and brain just got used to it. No I just smelled them and they smell like old leather and cigars, like a grandpa.
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Aug 3, 2020 18:35
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gary oldmans diary posted:from now on were just gonna say more than one doberman doberman+
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Aug 3, 2020 19:58
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:No I just smelled them and they smell like old leather and cigars, like a grandpa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDMzzJo65ro
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Aug 3, 2020 20:00
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grandpas only smell nice if they are YOUR grandpa same goes for dogs e: and kids StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Aug 3, 2020 20:03
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yikes! posted:doberman+
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Aug 3, 2020 20:06
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Ah yes, Mr Doberman, from the Wilfordshire Dobermans, I presume?
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Aug 3, 2020 20:09
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They're called Dobermann you oofbags, there are two n:'s.
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Aug 3, 2020 20:37
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Dobermany
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Aug 3, 2020 20:58
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dübermensch
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Aug 3, 2020 21:13
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I don't understand ear cropping. Like, why is it done at all? It sounds barbaric.StrangersInTheNight posted:grandpas only smell nice if they are YOUR grandpa At the first frat party I went to, my first thought was "why does this place smell like Pop?" and then I realized that I literally never saw him without a Budweiser in his hand. Ah, memories. 
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Aug 3, 2020 21:33
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YeahTubaMike posted:I don't understand ear cropping. Like, why is it done at all? It sounds barbaric. I had always thought it was so they hear better as guard dogs, but I later learned it's just for looks. Pretty dumb IMHO!
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Aug 3, 2020 22:34
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people: stop chopping up your dog!!
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Aug 3, 2020 22:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCi-FwKsBDg
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Aug 3, 2020 23:02
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I have never lived with a dog that wouldn't just sit on the "EAT" button with their mouth open.
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Aug 3, 2020 23:45
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Mooey Cow posted:
Their ears break all the time and they get aural hematomas that sometimes need surgery to fix. The tail breaks, too, splashing blood far and wide. YeahTubaMike posted:I don't understand ear cropping. Like, why is it done at all? It sounds barbaric. It depends on the breed. In danes, it's because some of them still work and hunt. Since they were bred to gently caress up wild boar, and those boar have tusks, cropping keeps their ears up and out of the way of those tusks so they don't get shredded. In dobermans it's in part because of security details, in part because they have pretty delicate ears that, like I said above, have a tendency to need medical support. I don't crop or dock (docking is what they do to the tails).
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Aug 4, 2020 01:08
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I was so paranoid about "cat smell" when I first got a cat that I would ask people straight up if they could smell cat when they visited my relatively small place. Nobody noticed it but we are hyper vigilant about cleaning. I vacuum daily, scoop litter twice daily, have litter near an area that can be aired out daily as well as closed off. I've got scenty candles, "clean air" plants, and brush my girl 2-3 times a week. We don't have any "cat smell" as confirmed by trustworthy sources. On occasion she drops a big ol' poo poo and it smells like a raw fart though.
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Aug 4, 2020 01:24
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I find if anything cats tend to absorb the scent of the rooms they're in. Like if someone is cooking, the aroma will just seep into the cat so when you shove your face into it, it smells like food.
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Aug 4, 2020 01:26
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We can all smell it my goon, just being polite about it. You are the cat stink person, own it
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Aug 4, 2020 01:27
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I find if anything cats tend to absorb the scent of the rooms they're in. Like if someone is cooking, the aroma will just seep into the cat so when you shove your face into it, it smells like food. Oh sure but you complain when the dog smells like Fritos 
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Aug 4, 2020 01:29
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Most pugs and bulldogs probably shouldn't ethically exist tbh. The breathing issues are a serious problem and they can easily die from over heating. It doesn't help that a lot of people let them get fat as gently caress making their breathing even more labored. They just make me sad sometimes. Even though they are usually very sweet and good dogs.
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Aug 4, 2020 01:31
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh sure but you complain when the dog smells like Fritos me neighbors had a really weird looking corgi and they'd insist we smell its feet because it smells like crackers and their youngest would toss its poo around the yard when it froze up in the winter time.
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Aug 4, 2020 01:35
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oh this isn't e/n
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Aug 4, 2020 01:35
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It is if you want it to be
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Aug 4, 2020 01:35
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Dixville posted:Most pugs and bulldogs probably shouldn't ethically exist tbh. The breathing issues are a serious problem and they can easily die from over heating. It doesn't help that a lot of people let them get fat as gently caress making their breathing even more labored. They just make me sad sometimes. Even though they are usually very sweet and good dogs. I seriously think that breeding pugs and bulldogs should be considered animal abuse. Bulldogs have been so hosed up that they have half the average lifespan that a dog of their size should. If you know somebody who's thinking about getting a pug or a bulldog, tell them that they're an idiot.
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Aug 4, 2020 01:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:We can all smell it my goon, just being polite about it. You are the cat stink person, own it Yeah nah i don't really hang out with "polite" people. Mostly suburban Australians. They are very kind, but not polite.
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Aug 4, 2020 02:04
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Dixville posted:Most pugs and bulldogs probably shouldn't ethically exist tbh. The breathing issues are a serious problem and they can easily die from over heating. It doesn't help that a lot of people let them get fat as gently caress making their breathing even more labored. They just make me sad sometimes. Even though they are usually very sweet and good dogs. a few years ago, people started crossing pugs with jack russell terriers to produce pugs that weren't horror shows of suffering. i wonder if that caught on or if everyone still wants a gremlin that can't breathe or keep its eyes in its sockets.
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Aug 4, 2020 02:07
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Plant MONSTER. posted:me neighbors had a really weird looking corgi and they'd insist we smell its feet because it smells like crackers and their youngest would toss its poo around the yard when it froze up in the winter time. Normally that’s a cue for the dog owner to pick up the poo regularly
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Aug 4, 2020 02:08
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One of my old roommates got an Australian Shepherd from a breeder. She was the cutest dog, but they cropped her tail  Ostensibly, it's so it won't get caught in things or damaged when they're out herding sheep or whatever, but the vast majority of these dogs are going to be full-time housepets. The American Kennel Club is a force for evil though and perpetuates a lot of these bullshit aesthetics. They usually just end up making the dog uglier too.There seem to be a lot of people around me that just casually breed their dogs. They're not actual breeders, they just do it for fun I guess. I had a coworker who kept trying to pimp out her dog, it was kind of weird. This is out in the country though, so maybe it's normal to them. But I can't think of any possible reason why I would want a dog that hasn't been spayed or neutered living in my house.
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Aug 4, 2020 02:35
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Normally that’s a cue for the dog owner to pick up the poo regularly I made it sound like he was a toddler. We were both eleven at the time. I told him to stop throwing poo poo and he froze and got mad and said I had to leave cause I swore (in my mind throwing poop at people is a graver sin than swearing but I'm not sure how the mormon bible prioritises its sins)
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Dixville posted:Most pugs and bulldogs probably shouldn't ethically exist tbh. The breathing issues are a serious problem and they can easily die from over heating. It doesn't help that a lot of people let them get fat as gently caress making their breathing even more labored. They just make me sad sometimes. Even though they are usually very sweet and good dogs. I had heard some breeders are trying to fix that
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