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Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Герой Советского Союза



Did you enjoy the 15 fight card last weekend? Well gently caress that, we have a short 9 fight card tonight. Due to one fight getting pulled last minute I suspect we will be opening the event with a 30 minute countdown to the first fight, but maybe not.



There are no fights heavier than Middleweight on this card.

Broadcast starts 30 minutes from this post.

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JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


whole card is on plus or is it also espn

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

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JOHN CENA posted:

whole card is on plus or is it also espn

Uh I think regular sports are back so ESPN have things to show, at least as far as I can tell from The ESPN schedule website.

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013


Epic nut shot.

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Is Gutierrez wearing some kind of compression socks or something?

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013


Yeah. Not all commissions allow them. Some grapplers like them for grip l think.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Power of Pecota posted:

Is Gutierrez wearing some kind of compression socks or something?

It looks like a flesh colored ankle brace

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



Unanimous draw hell yeah

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

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Both fighters kicked each other in the nuts once, so obviously it's a draw.

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016


If this ufc was like the old ones where they had a : title. this would be ufc fight night 173: quit your day job

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


lil cage, big dick shots

rabidcowfromhell
Dec 27, 2004


Remember Iowa

APEX: All-Peen-EXclusive

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




sorry, you exceeded the eighteen dick kick maximum, gotta take a point

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


That fight could have stopped before the third round started

But then we would have missed another groin shot

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

LobsterMobster posted:

That fight could have stopped before the third round started

But then we would have missed another groin shot

I had hoped that he took the full five minutes so the fight wouldn’t end until after 9pm.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

Do we have a groin shot count going?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



Extreme gatekeeper main event tonight

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

Felder is so unfunny.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

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Flaskraven posted:

Felder is so unfunny.

Do you mean Cruz? Felder is great.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

Brut posted:

Do you mean Cruz? Felder is great.

Felder is okay. I just hate his jokes.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



Cursed card

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

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G-Hawk posted:

Cursed card

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

This must be the latest cancellation ever right? Literally walking to the cage. I know a couple of people have hurt themselves warming up, but this is weird.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/stat...9702135808?s=09

+1

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013


Flaskraven posted:

This must be the latest cancellation ever right? Literally walking to the cage. I know a couple of people have hurt themselves warming up, but this is weird.

What happened l wasn’t watching at that moment?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Caption Yaypants posted:

What happened l wasn’t watching at that moment?

https://twitter.com/MikeBohnMMA/sta...730059327004672

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013


I love this card. Two of the coaches should fight.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Герой Советского Союза



Trevin Giles decided he didn't wanna get kicked in the nuts.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Let's go landooo

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



Fun as hell fight between Vanatta and Green, as expected

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




I love Lando but dude just does not have the control he needs to get away with his style at this level.

BrotherJayne
Nov 27, 2019

Cum Catapultae Proscriptae Erunt Tum Soli Proscripti Catapultas Habebunt


did Bobby Green spew rona all over the ref after he won?

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013


Pretty dumb thing to do. Must be a triple H fan.

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013


Spot on. Lol.

rest his guts
Mar 3, 2013

...pls father forgive me
for my terrible post history...

Luque is so clean

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


That was top notch

devilmonk
May 21, 2003



Brunson gonna knock this dude out?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





devilmonk posted:

Brunson gonna knock this dude out?

Probably not

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

These dudes are connecting

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Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



Why is this only 3 rounds

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