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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_pp974yUmg

Karl Anderson, Doc Gallows and Rocky Romero have reunited in the wake of Anderson and Gallow's firing from WWE and reformed the Talk N' Shop podcast. In addition to Anderson and Gallows signing with Impact (and have an agreement to work selected dates in New Japan when COVID allows), they've also decided to put on a terrible wrestling show, and invited us all to watch it on fite for $15.

Don't get me wrong, this is gonna be low-budget, full of old guys, blown up guys, weirdo-characters and unfortunately also Enzo. It should also be tremendous fun, if it is anything like Talk N' Shop's gleefully puerile humor.

The card as known is:

- A social distancing Battle Royal
- Sex Ferguson vs Chadd 2 Badd in a Boner Yard Match.

That's... that's it. That's all I know about the card. I'm still gonna pay and watch it because I really dig Gallows and Anderson and think it's great they finally get a chance to be their weird selves again (particularly Gallows). I hope some of you watch as well, or this is gonna be a lonely night.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Aug 2, 2020

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The show has begun, God I hope I'm not the only person watching this.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




Glad The Fink was able to make it to the show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Rocky in the loving kiddy seat, Jesus Christ

Teddy Long: I'm here to motherfucking get paid, stay back six feet.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013



LOL Teddy getting paid

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


loving Freight Train

ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001



lol they have introduced themselves like five times

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

three AC units behind Big LG's house, they really must have gotten a cant-turn-down offer from New York

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005

Monkey don' wan none dis banana



This is already incredible

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




The Man Scout!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


STANG!

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005

Monkey don' wan none dis banana



STANG

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


beggar posted:

three AC units behind Big LG's house, they really must have gotten a cant-turn-down offer from New York

disclosed amount, baseline was 4 million over 5 years.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God Kozlov's mother is here

ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001



Im gonna shoot kill that guy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


A contract on a tree match, holy fucccck.

uncurable mlady
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











Pillbug

that loving vette tho

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

The Native Boy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


He's loving blown up on his entrance ahahahaha

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




I need Paul Lee on every Janela show from now on.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005

Monkey don' wan none dis banana



This is a spectacle

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Teddy wants his loving money, goddammit.

TAG TEAM MATCHES!

Edit: Oh my God they're the 80s Russians.

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

80's Russians!

uncurable mlady
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











Pillbug

youd think aew would have cut some checks to teddy long by now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The YET-TAY!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




https://twitter.com/CashWheelerFTR/...5675064321?s=20

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




Respect to Lodi for not being dead.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Respect to Lodi for not being dead.

Lodi
Lo di
Lo d
d Lo

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013



DLO!!!

uncurable mlady
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











Pillbug

hell yeah d-lo

uncurable mlady
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











Pillbug

holy poo poo

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005

Monkey don' wan none dis banana



Lmao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"Timing Stephenson!" on the botch, ahahaha.

Edit: I legit love that this changed from a tag team gauntlet to single dudes just coming out to just do spots.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




Jerusalem posted:

Lodi
Lo di
Lo d
d Lo


They missed his pose lmao

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

This segment rules

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


WILLIE MACK!

Aergo
Feb 1, 2009



Are there no refs??

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013



The Mack!!

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

Aergo posted:

Are there no refs??

This is one decades-spanning post-match run-in after the 80's Russians/Kittens match ended

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


DTA!

".....I'm 44...."

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Aug 2, 2020

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