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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Were you too tired? Too drunk? Too high? Too depressed? Are you fighting a battle of wills with a roommate? Is the dishwasher full? Do you just hate yourself, or your home, or life itself? Are you just going to definitely wash them in the morning? Is the water not working? Do you have dishwashing elves who will do the dishes while you sleep? Are they too much to deal with right now? Do they need to soak? Are they someone else's dishes? Are they going to answer yes to any of the above questions? Do you just do the dishes for your household and haven't done them yet?

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Sorry what? Where am I supposed to be keeping my dirty dishes?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



bitch plz u dont even know me

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011


Because my wife made a mess and she's an adult who can clean up after herself

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

there aren't

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004



look a t these rich fucks that can ford dirty dishes gently caress you

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

theres like one pot in there get off my back jeez!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Two in the sink, one in the stink, OP.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010


I was a best man at a wedding last night, I didn't have to wash them it before I went out, jeez, give me a break.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Were you too tired? Too drunk? Too high? Too depressed? Are you fighting a battle of wills with a roommate? Is the dishwasher full? Do you just hate yourself, or your home, or life itself? Are you just going to definitely wash them in the morning? Is the water not working? Do you have dishwashing elves who will do the dishes while you sleep? Are they too much to deal with right now? Do they need to soak? Are they someone else's dishes? Are they going to answer yes to any of the above questions? Do you just do the dishes for your household and haven't done them yet?

i only have one plate to force myself to clean it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

My kitchen is very clean

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Because I don't have enough cupboard space if I clean all my dishes and pots OP.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

(Sneaks into OP's house then pisses and shits into all the clean pots.)

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





My wife does a weird thing where she won't put the dishes into the empty dishwasher or literally walk past it and the trash can to leave half eaten plates next to the sink or in it. I get confused because we have chickens and I just end up feeding the slop to them (egg production has increased ten fold since I started giving them all our non leftover food) and its just an annoying pet peeve I guess. She gets to deal with me being an internet nerd that loves booze and I deal with her dishes, not a bad trade off.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

There aren't. I actually did the dishes after dinner.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010



Lol, since i divorced there arent any dirty dishes in the sink, because you clean that poo poo as soon as you finish.

(i clean my dinner dishes tha ti used to cook before eating, then the plates once done too)

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




Buglord

i eat from a dog bowl on the floor

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


the bugs are my friends and they need food too

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Se.....x.......

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA



Grimey Drawer

Cause I did 'em last, its your turn

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

I eat my plates

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



i never keep dirty dishes there because i need that sink to pee in

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

The pipes ate clogged with semen and the saucer keeps the odor in check

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


There’s probably one Tervis tumbler in the sink and a couple Hint bottles waiting to go into the recycling bin on the counter.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

r u ready to WALK posted:

i never keep dirty dishes there because i need that sink to pee in

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


There's... Not.. What?

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

Ha ha, dishes.

*heats up tv dinner and silently prays for death*

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Just lol if you don't use paper plates exclusively

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Just lol if you don't use paper plates exclusively

I did this for a few years.

It's very sad.

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010







Lipstick Apathy

Because my tub is already full of em

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Jokes on you OP, the dirty dishes are on my computer desk

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

You're not my real mom OP

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

i don't believe in throwing away paper plates op, thats why

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018


thehoodie posted:

Because my wife made a mess and she's an adult who can clean up after herself

Same but unable to clean up after herself

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007



you let the soak then blast through it in 5 min, its way easier

Away all Goats posted:

Jokes on you OP, the dirty dishes are on my computer desk

this too

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



why the gently caress do you care, op? you some sort of fetishist?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!

The slave I created 15 years ago hasn't done them yet.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Toilet Rascal

Only use plastic plates and utensils. Before you yell about global warming it's okay I make sure to burn them after use so they don't sit in a landfill nice clean burning plastic now excuse me my nose is bleeding again that seems to happen a lot now that I started burning plastic 3 times a day.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.


Buglord

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Just lol if you don't use paper plates exclusively

I use paper towels for everything. I had a paper towel of spaghetti for dinner.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

one i had dirty dishes in my sink and left for christmas break and when i came back there were many amazing things happening in there

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