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davey4283

Hey man, I'm gonna take your mom out on the lake this weekend, wanna come?

or

What's up dude, I took your mom out for a ride on the lake last tuesday. It was pretty bumpy but a good time all in all

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Musluk



drat, your mom, she's a wide load!

nut


row row row your mom

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay



HAIKOOLIGAN
Oh, you're saying there's already an SS Your Mom, well can I register 69 Your Mom 69 instead?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

FutonForensic


I'm from the government. Your Mom was captured off the coast of Singapore by pirates. However, we were able to negotiate the release of all the people riding Your Mom at the time. I hope you can agree that their lives are much more valuable than Your Mom.

cda

I had sex with your mom

Macnult


letting the freak flag fly at full mast on your mom

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



just saw this hosed up video of 8 dudes in Your Mom at the same time. Totally stuffed and dripping wet, but she just keeps motorboating along. pretty hosed up if you ask me but drat, i gotta respect your mom-she can take a load of seamen. Was super sad watching her go down at the end though-she was totally flooded! I heard they're sending some swimmers to check her out on the bottom and try and get her off down there?



ty vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

"Your Mom goes down while whole town watches in horror!"

-News headline



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

ASAPRockySituation


I'm going to put a lot of soon to be dead fish in your mom

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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



your mom has barnacles all over her bottom

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."

*Brody looks at Your Mom*

"No not that big..."


cda

I find your mom oddly sexually attractive

cda

I take pictures of your mom secretly, so that I can jerk off to them later

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

Jaws speeding up to the rear of Your Mom.

Brody: "He's gonna eat her whole rear end!"


Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Capsizes Your Mom

Face down, rear end up!



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

cda

I bought your mom in a moment of foolish passion, I thought I would gently caress your mom all the time but usually I only gently caress your mom a couple of times a year when I can get out to the marina, the upkeep on your mom is ruining me financially and I am having a hard time finding someone to take your mom off my hands, I am contemplating setting your mom on fire for the insurance money

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



cda posted:

I bought your mom in a moment of foolish passion, I thought I would gently caress your mom all the time but usually I only gently caress your mom a couple of times a year when I can get out to the marina, the upkeep on your mom is ruining me financially and I am having a hard time finding someone to take your mom off my hands, I am contemplating setting your mom on fire for the insurance money

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

"Your Mom is a white elephant!"

-SA Forums Poster CDA



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cda

Boat ownership has been a real rollercoaster. There have been a lot of mistakes made and lot of lessons learned, but the most important lesson for me has been that if you're buying a boat because you want to stick your dick in the boat holes, call it something like Your Mom so your friends can get a good laugh out of what you're doing to the boat.

Macnult


tourist family walking to the downtown marina to check out Your Mom, the talk of the town. dad hides a smile, mom chuckles as she snaps a picture, and the kids are loving losing it

davey4283

Hey bro, I just rode your mom into port. It was wet and wild and she smelled like fish but everyone had a blast. She had plenty of holes for our poles and she floats like a beaut with that massive water displacement. No ragrets

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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Capsizes Your Mom

Face down, rear end up!

lol how did i miss this

cda

Going over to your house to play video games, getting invited to stay for spaghetti dinner, slipping up and calling your mom Searay SDX 290 Outboard to get myself horny for loving her later

cda

Only who's are you going to gently caress?

You have selected "Your Mom" indicating my mom. That is incorrect. The correct answer is Your Mom, the name of the boat, you're going to cum in.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

That show "Below Deck" is all about living on top of and inside of Your Mom



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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Your Mom so stupid she a pontoon!

Your Mom so dirty she a dinghy!

Your Mom so poor she a junk!

Your Mom so ugly she a haunted ghost ship!

Your Mom so fat she a whaling ship named Jolly Roger!

Your Mom do any kind of freaky sex she a trireme!



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nut


your moms so fat when she gets in the water the whales start singing, "we are family" (we painted a big whale on your mom's underside)

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

*sigh*



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Manifisto




when Your Mom passes by, the whales yell out "thar she blows!"


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Pissed Ape Sexist


Dude check out the rear end on your mom

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Dude check out the rear end on your mom

google THIS


nut posted:

row row row your mom

Musluk



Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Dude check out the rear end on your mom

lol

FutonForensic


Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Dude check out the rear end on your mom

lmao

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Dude check out the rear end on your mom



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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

The boat that launched a thousand dicks



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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Q: What's long and hard and full of seamen?

A: The submarine that accidentally crashed into Your Mom



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



HMS Your Mom (1775) A 12 gun Sloop-of-War, captured in 1794 in a brisk action with three French men-of-war. After a brave fight in which she took half a dozen French broadsides in her rear, Your Mom was boarded from the poop deck and carried into Toulon where she was filled with French sailors.

HMS Your Mom (1911) An Inexhaustible-class battleship mounting 8x 14" guns in twin turrets with a 12" armored belt. Sunk in 1916 at the Battle of Jutland after single-handedly engaging four Germans- SMS Prinz Eugen, SMS Derfflinger, SMS Friedrich der Grosse and SMS Kaiser Wilhelm. She was penetrated no less than 46 times by heavy German discharges and sunk, full of seamen, at 09:45. She now rests on her bottom in 69 fathoms.



ty vanisher for this wonderful sig!

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