I'm gonna buy a boat and name it "Your Mom"

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > I'm gonna buy a boat and name it "Your Mom"

davey4283

Hey man, I'm gonna take your mom out on the lake this weekend, wanna come?

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What's up dude, I took your mom out for a ride on the lake last tuesday. It was pretty bumpy but a good time all in all

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 13:30

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:10

davey4283

Hey bro, I just rode your mom into port. It was wet and wild and she smelled like fish but everyone had a blast. She had plenty of holes for our poles and she floats like a beaut with that massive water displacement. No ragrets

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lol

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 18:41

davey4283

cda posted:

Krump added, "I liked to put my dick in the boat and gently caress it. That was another reason I named it Your Mom."

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lol

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 16:23

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