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Blood and sweat pool in the ring. Red’s bulbous mushroom feints to the left before striking right, catching Slim off guard, slapping him to and fro like one of those spring-loaded baseboard door stops. Slim drops to the mat just as Red follows through with a haymaker that would have taken his head clean off. Quick as a whip, Slim fires off two ropes into Red’s pisshole, blinding him momentarily. He’s got him now! No wait! Red spins around like a dervish, both balls speedbagging Slim into a stupor. He deflates. It’s over. Slim’s reign as Champion has passed to another. The referee slides the Championship Cockring over Red’s girth.
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more like GILFord brimley
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Macasaurus posted:more like GILFord brimley Haha
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Imagine what that mustache smelled like, just decades of oatmeal, pussy, and rear end
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Weird, literally two nights ago I was chatting with friends about him and was surprised to learn he was mormon and only 85 given how old he looked in The Thing. RIP post master general https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqt1uAxibw&t=187s
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