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cda

i'm trying to contact that hitman i hired to tell him our deal is off

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nut


hi the deals off, but how much will it cost to kill me at 420


god bless the cda

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

With advanced genetics technology like CRISPR (what happens when ur hot dog is on the grill for too long) and some prodigious application of Bengay to aging spots on your body it is feasible to reach the age of 420

cda

i was workshopping my eventual death with my friends, talking funny wills and ways to die, everybody was cracking up and then i say "and I'll be 69 years old when it happens!" and everyone got real quiet and that's when i knew...i hosed up

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cda posted:

i was workshopping my eventual death with my friends, talking funny wills and ways to die, everybody was cracking up and then i say "and I'll be 69 years old when it happens!" and everyone got real quiet and that's when i knew...i hosed up

It's cuz u died at the age of 6.9 years old and they were trying to save you from the torturous knowledge that you are a ghost

nut


life begins at 69


god bless the cda

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Everyone knows at 68 you do yourself and someone owes you one



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cda posted:

i was workshopping my eventual death with my friends, talking funny wills and ways to die, everybody was cracking up and then i say "and I'll be 69 years old when it happens!" and everyone got real quiet and that's when i knew...i hosed up

cda itís just not funny anymore ok. for too long 69 has been the butt of jokes, but this is 2020 and 69 is a serious number again


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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer

Is it at 69 you can start having the funny sex?

google THIS


Oh, it isn't, oh, gee, that's, um, well, I guess I still have 49 years to figure out how to disarm all the bombs

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78 is the new 69 think about it


thanks vanisher, owlhawk911, manifisto, kaiser schnitzel, nut for your suggestions and help


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