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vanisher


Hello friends! Thanks for letting me IK for a little bit. I thought it would be fun to incorporate some of the blender stuff i've been working on with an effort thread during my time. Anyway I hope this is fun thanks for reading!

I found this crazy board game that apparently emits fog.



It came with these strange coins and a deck of cards



The rule book says we can draw a card if we land on a blue space, and we have to stop at the green spaces? I'm not sure what happens at the green spaces. I don't know what we should use as our token I couldn't find one included.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

vanisher posted:


The rule book says we can draw a card if we land on a blue space, and we have to stop at the green spaces? I'm not sure what happens at the green spaces. I don't know what we should use as our token I couldn't find one included.

Maybe we could borrow from another thread and use their token?

nut posted:



Name: Katharine
Game: Life
Rank: S+

I'll never forget when I first met Katharine. Things were looking grim. I had just gotten married to Julia and we were struggling, trying to support our life in the Blithering Heights Mansion on my pittance as a down-on-my-luck Hair Stylist. The little savings I had left from my tax refund and being chosen to ride a rocket into space into space were dwindling. Worst of all, Julia had stopped talking to me, instead opting to sit quietly in the passenger seat. By my fifth turn, I had completely forgotten the sound of her voice--did she ever talk? Then, just as easily as we had started that snail farm, Julia appeared. The emotions surrounding her conception and birth were so wrought with emotion, I assume. Frankly, I can't remember them at all. I just remember turning around and, poof, there she was. But the change was important to me. I began happily glancing into the rear view mirror, watching the next in our great lineage grow into a woman. I liked to tease her with a, "We're not there just yet, hun!" She must have been embarrassed because she never teased me back much, instead opting to sit perfectly still and say nothing at all (just like her mother, I always said hah!). But she didn't need to say anything, she just had to be there. I love Katharine and I do still love Julia (I think). They mean the world to me.



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

City of Glompton




Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Maybe we could borrow from another thread and use their token?




thank you vanisher for the sig!

Stoner Sloth


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Maybe we could borrow from another thread and use their token?

this is a good idea

on the other hand, we could try and find a semi-official, fully sexual snail with human titties board game token?



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

Luvcow



is this like a byob jumanji?



bc i'd think a cursed board game that sucks unwitting players into it's hell world would actually be a nice safe haven from current events

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Maybe we could borrow from another thread and use their token?

and if we can't use katherine then maybe we could use a dwayne "the rock" johnson action figure

redm



what about this thing


sig by Manifisto

Manifisto




aww hells yeah

are we doing individual game pieces, or are we all represented by the same one?

either way, I propose:



e: better looping

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Aug 3, 2020




amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, and luvcow

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay



HAIKOOLIGAN
Maybe you should knock on the tiny house and ask the inhabitants what’s the deal with the fog

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

nut


Manifisto posted:

aww hells yeah

are we doing individual game pieces, or are we all represented by the same one?

either way, I propose:



https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Musluk



Whatever you do, do NOT use this piece:



It is highly cursed.

(image censored for everyones safety!!!)



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Really digging the vibe of the 3D Foggy Board Game


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

redm



Manifisto posted:

aww hells yeah

are we doing individual game pieces, or are we all represented by the same one?

either way, I propose:



e: better looping


sig by Manifisto

vanisher


I called Nut to see if he could send us the game piece and I got this strange box? But the piece was inside so that's good. Nut was crying a little as he walked away so I hope he is okay.





I need to find some dice I guess one sec



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

redm



woa


sig by Manifisto

Luvcow



lol

Manifisto







amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, and luvcow

nut


i'll never forget u, katharine

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

vanisher


Dang we got pretty lucky with our first roll but we had to stop on the green square because those are the rules.



This little guy popped up?



"Hey welcome to my farm"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

nut


I perform a delicate curtesy

“Bonjour and what a lovely farm it ‘tis”

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

vanisher


nut posted:

I perform a delicate curtesy

“Bonjour and what a lovely farm it ‘tis”



"Thanks friend. Growing green cones has never been more fulfilling. It's just a shame we're missing our well or we could really rake in the cones. Hey if you see it could you bring it back that would really help me out."



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


so excited for this!

i know i saw a well somewhere recently, but where...?


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

alnilam

Postin in the springtime




what does it look like, friendly farmer?



ty manifisto

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



game looks like Riven but even better. GOTY 2020



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

redm



what does a well look like again? is this it?


sig by Manifisto

Luvcow



is that big square area behind him a well?

vanisher


Luvcow posted:

is that big square area behind him a well?

alnilam posted:

what does it look like, friendly farmer?



"See that hole? There used to be a circle of stones with a bucket that I would use to get water from for my cones. One morning it was just gone, and this very neat hole remained. Now that its gone my cones are tiny and thirsty, crying daily for nourishment. It's rather large and heavy I'm afraid but if you can bring it back i'd be forever in your debt."

vanisher


It appears he wants us to keep an eye out for a large stone well but i'm not sure where one would be or even how we would carry something that heavy

Musluk



We should keep an eye out for that silly well. I propose we paint a fake eye on our hat or pin a fake eye on our token so it can help with spot checks.



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Pissed Ape Sexist

Ask Mr. Skeltal if there's a reward for the well's return

E: I mean I know board games don't have npc's with dialogue options but this seems like a pretty immersive experience

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Also be sure to say "thank you Mr Skeltal" before going on our way

Musluk



alnilam posted:

Also be sure to say "thank you Mr Skeltal" before going on our way

Indeed.



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Luvcow



I'm thinking dwayne "the rock" johnson may be able to help but for now I guess roll the dice and move onwards


alnilam posted:

Also be sure to say "thank you Mr Skeltal" before going on our way

Musluk



We should find Lassie. She's a pro on finding wells and little kids who fall down those darned wells.



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

nut


If only we knew of someone who skilled in the art of building circles of stones

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Luvcow



nut posted:

If only we knew of someone who skilled in the art of building circles of stones

oh poo poo

seeing as no crabs have shown up to battle in my arenas yet I'll post a rock circle pic when I get home from work tonight unless someone can do it sooner and help out the poor cone farmer

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



I'm about this certain that there is a piss on balls fountain down there, because that's the well


vanisher


Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Ask Mr. Skeltal if there's a reward for the well's return

E: I mean I know board games don't have npc's with dialogue options but this seems like a pretty immersive experience

"I've got some neat stuff in my barn most of its only useful for cone farming but you can take a look"

check it out google has a dice roller thing

https://www.google.com/search?q=dice+roller



Snake eye!



alnilam posted:

Also be sure to say "thank you Mr Skeltal" before going on our way

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


>look in barn


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

vanisher


It appears since we landed on a blue square we can draw a card?






It's very dark from this far away. We prepare to roll again

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vanisher






Alright we are getting close to that kiosk thing, looks like we can draw another card

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