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The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Everytime I hear music from Frank Sinatra or his ilk I throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Rich old white assholes love this music as it harkens back to a time when "having class" meant being perpetually drunk and catching Chlmamydia from your side piece (or hoo-er)

Everyone in the Rat pack smells like Aqua Velva, cigars, and gin. They sang songs about making it with "younger broads" and were the kinda guys that would've been burying people in the desert had they not been shoe-horned into the music business.

Mostly I hate them because they are the inner monologue of lots of drunk rich entitled men, and a few restaurant owners I've known have suggested playing their music during dinner at some point. Thankfully most had wives that had enough sense to pull them back from this very un-cool edge.

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The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


"You Make Me Feel So Young" was originally titled "You're Younger Than My Wife" and was written about a 19-year old nurses aid who helped change Mr. Sinatra's bag later in life

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm."

John Stamos

Upset Trowel

In the Philippines if someone sings some of those songs you can kill them it’s happened many times just FYI

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

why don't you go jump in a lake fella?


(that's something I'd imagine the rat pack would say to this thread hehe)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin started the Rat Pack as an excuse to spend more time together to carry on their (at the time) well known love affair. Of course even to this day to speak out about that publicly will get the mafia to put a contract on you.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin started the Rat Pack as an excuse to spend more time together to carry on their (at the time) well known love affair. Of course even to this day to speak out about that publicly will get the mafia to put a contract on you.

they didn't start the rat pack, it was humphrey bogart and lauren bacall
you are correct that it was started so frankie and dino could bone down on each other though

nut
Jul 30, 2019



fly me to the moon
where i can gently caress
my buddy dean
gently caress him in the butt
without ever getting seen

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Funnily enough they were caught a great many times and each time they had to pretend they were shooting a movie. This accounts for 18 of the 20 Rat Pack movies. Got caught sucking each other off in a casino? Oceans 11. Busted giving each other a handy in a Hong Kong hotel room? The Road to Hong Kong. The film Salt and Pepper was filmed after they were caught going at it in a nightclub bathroom.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Sammy Davis hittin ol' Mickey Blue Eyes back walls.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


While dean sits in the darkened corner of their Vegas suite burning himself with cigars and jacking it into a glass of cognac

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


hakimashou posted:

In the Philippines if someone sings some of those songs you can kill them it’s happened many times just FYI

Truly a custom webcam all adopt

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

They had genius lyrics though.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



To be fair anyone who aspires to be like frank sinatra today wears a fedora 24/7 and has a head that looks like they were born backwards out the worlds tightest rear end in a top hat.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



Maybe you are the butt loving retard, op

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The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


20 Blunts posted:

Maybe you are the butt loving retard, op

Hey there cutes put on your basie boots and come, suck my poo poo

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Big band sucks too

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

Back in action!


These complaints about the rat pack and the "humor" in this thread seem incredibly homophobic.

Voted 1, put op in solitary.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I mean,

To be fair the idea of "I'm intoxicated and loving someone I'm not in a long term relationship with, also I'm rich and want you to respect all of that" is FAIRLY common in music in general if you REALLY think about it.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


An Ounce of Gold posted:

These complaints about the rat pack and the "humor" in this thread seem incredibly homophobic.

Voted 1, put op in solitary.

Scathing social commentary from the guy with the jay and silent bob av

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


The rat pack promotes loose morals and foreign swarthy (and likely Catholic!) Italian values, we can't abide by it

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008




The_Continental posted:

Everytime I hear music from Frank Sinatra or his ilk I throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Rich old white assholes love this music as it harkens back to a time when "having class" meant being perpetually drunk and catching Chlmamydia from your side piece (or hoo-er)

Everyone in the Rat pack smells like Aqua Velva, cigars, and gin. They sang songs about making it with "younger broads" and were the kinda guys that would've been burying people in the desert had they not been shoe-horned into the music business.

Mostly I hate them because they are the inner monologue of lots of drunk rich entitled men, and a few restaurant owners I've known have suggested playing their music during dinner at some point. Thankfully most had wives that had enough sense to pull them back from this very un-cool edge.

sounds like jealousy op


edit: maybe also just hate italians

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

when the moon hits your eye
like frank sinatra's fist
that's amore

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010
zonetag

what would u even expect from a mangy italian

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Big Beef City posted:

I mean,

To be fair the idea of "I'm intoxicated and loving someone I'm not in a long term relationship with, also I'm rich and want you to respect all of that" is FAIRLY common in music in general if you REALLY think about it.

Sounds like white people invented rap when you think about it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Sunswipe posted:

Sounds like white people invented rap when you think about it.

is there anything white catholics (see above) WON'T get up to? Honestly

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER




Muldoon

Yes, I'm here

e: nvm

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Grimey Drawer

I agree w/ you OP, "Rat Pack" music is very blasphemous and listened to only by people of low moral fiber.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


I've never been a fan op, too many trumpets

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

“Start spreadin the news
I’m leavin today”

Good. Get the gently caress out imo

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

“Start spreadin the news
I’m leavin today”

Good. Get the gently caress out imo

lol

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


The lovely sinatra-style rat pack hologram guy was the worst thing to happen to deep space 9

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



If it makes you feel better op the members of the Rat Pack are all long dead.

regular mike
Mar 29, 2010


got a special shirt to wear while posting in this thread that says "if you don't want me to be racist against italians..." on the front and "then keep walkin!" on the back.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Shut up and die like an aviator.





That’s amoré, OP

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA


Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011




I congratulate you on finding a way to have strong feelings on the rat pack in 2020 OP. thats some real good work, keep it up champ

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



don’t like rats? understandable, but if you abide by the wheel of dharma and be mindful of the 3 jewels, your internal demons will no longer enslave you to your passions of irritation.

it’s no big deal OP. Rat pak is ‘cum town’ for old guys. I think people like to imagine having friends.


Now but sticky tony’s CD rom of italian opera oggs, and enjoy the hamburger salad ya mook.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.



Don't worry OP the rat pack is burning in hell.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle






OP's nemesis: https://vine.co/v/iIgu1755hui

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GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds


Makes me think of Seth Mcfarlane and how desperately he wants to be a rat pack kinda guy and how fuckin sad it is

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