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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


I'm confused about mechanics - does the man spit with his rear end in a top hat? That's quite a party trick

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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

Nap Ghost

Been watching alot of latina ones lately.

Also, snowballing is gross. Felching too.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Cowslips Warren posted:

Spit Anal.

Seriously what the gently caress? Who likes watching some dude spit all over his junk?

Serious post, anything along the lines of 'anal gaping'

Anal in general was an ill-advised 90's fad, just let it stay there

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



I'd like less "anal gape" and more "agape" in my pornography.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Agrape

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



A bathin gape

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

The Great Agape

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Keep an eye on my upcoming porn parody movie,

The Anal Gapes of Wrath

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Phlegmish posted:

Serious post, anything along the lines of 'anal gaping'

Anal in general was an ill-advised 90's fad, just let it stay there

This is a weird post.

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

This is a weird post.

It is a rather odd post. I'll be heading to Brown Town tonight, myself.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


YeahTubaMike posted:

I don't watch porn but I read smut and "Alpha/Beta/Omega" is the grossest term that I can think of.

What's not to love about dog dicks and rape?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Sir Not Appearing posted:

It is a rather odd post. I'll be heading to Brown Town tonight, myself.

My g-spot is literally up my rear end in a top hat. Like why would you deny yourself that?

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020



cumgargle



ugh

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed

is jelqing even a porn thing? or is it just a very poorly advised method of string stretchin' yon dilz?

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



rear end-Haggis posted:

is jelqing even a porn thing? or is it just a very poorly advised method of string stretchin' yon dilz?

It could be, but mostly seems to be a "roided up bodybuilder with shrunken dong"-thing from what I've seen online.

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed

Sir Not Appearing posted:

It could be, but mostly seems to be a "roided up bodybuilder with shrunken dong"-thing from what I've seen online.

there's better ways to live, even as a bodybuilder

you can get your dongs storebought these days, we don't have to suffer for our art

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Whatever's opposite of conebros

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

conesisters

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



Hasturtium posted:

Enema races

ok what?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lN0w5HVT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

My g-spot is literally up my rear end in a top hat. Like why would you deny yourself that?

How'd it get there?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Big Beef City posted:

How'd it get there?

I dont know one day I just noticed it was there whilst I just happened to be putting things in my butt. Like other people's dicks.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I dont know one day I just noticed it was there whilst I just happened to be putting things in my butt. Like other people's dicks.

thats pretty gay ngl.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Egg salad with extra mayo.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


Motherfucker posted:

thats pretty gay ngl.

Could definitely stand to be gayer, tho

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006


OP posts a stupendous thread

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005
ASK ME WHY NOT HITTING ON THE STARBUCKS BARISTA MAKES YOU A JOYLESS PRIG



"rear end in a top hat Spitta" is my favorite 90's one hit wonder

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

The Mushy Banana, also sometimes known as the “Gross Michelle”

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

The Mushy Banana, also sometimes known as the “Gross Michelle”

I see what you did there, and appreciate it.

For content: "boipussy".

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




Straight from the plopper and into the slopper.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I remember this one from a previous iteration of this thread (we keep revisiting this for some reason): Smelly Shelley and her Cum-filled Belly

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418


Phlegmish posted:

I remember this one from a previous iteration of this thread (we keep revisiting this for some reason): Smelly Shelley and her Cum-filled Belly

Basement dwelling misanthropes knowing too much about porn? What a surprise

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Death's head

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013



dirtpipe milkshake

gently caress

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


From Serial and This American Life, I'm Brian Reed. This is poo poo-town.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007



Dogfart.

I had a good laugh when a player joined my Diablo 2 Battle.net game with the character “DOGFART-NETWORK” a few days ago and reminded me of its existence.

It’s a genre that’s just big black dudes railing small blonde chicks, but the name is so absurd and gross that circles around to being funny somehow.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Phlegmish posted:

Anal in general was an ill-advised 90's fad, just let it stay there

no

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do


"I LOVE cream of wheat!"

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari


the entire step family genre

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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011




huge butt latina fucks her step doctor.

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