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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

Mangy Mustache

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:16

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:16

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007

slenderman

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:18

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019; "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

Super Waffle posted:

Trap sprung I guess, but the term "spinner" as a synonym for petite comes from the girl being able to (theoretically or not) spin around on a guy's dick while riding on top.

You could keep the girl in the same place and spin the guy around, according to Einstein it's the same thing

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:18

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; here he comes
and he's gone again; Nap Ghost

also known as his Special Theory of Genital Relativity

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:19

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019; "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

Hell Yeah posted:

a nuclear reactor filled with cum

gimme the radioactive reserve

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:19

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Are you guys sure it's not derived from spinning as a form of exercise?

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:19

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019; "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

Stunt_enby posted:

imo it's a dumb thing to focus on when most porn companies are horribly exploitative and coerce women to do things they aren't comfortable with and are all too happy to support drug addictions to keep their performers complacent and tube sites both devalue said labor while not compensating the performers and profit from flat out rape/child porn being uploaded and not taken care of until people actually make a stink about it

idk man those terms are directly responsible for trans people being harassed and killed by transphobic men.

it's not like the other things don't matter but in this context it's like saying "ignore that burning house, these houses are also burning!!!"

You can deal with more than one problem at a time, you know that right???

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:22

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019; "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

sorry for that digression

hmm.

fart gargler

coochie

boochie

snot devil

Alabama Wizard

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:27

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; here he comes
and he's gone again; Nap Ghost

edit nvm not getting involved

Mozi fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Aug 5, 2020

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:33

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

restructured finance loan

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:39

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; ~*Suck My Balls*~; Fun Shoe

Julius CSAR posted:

Drew Curtis� gently caress.com

glad to see he's diversifying his holdings

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:42

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

ge cafe shower solo surprise

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:45

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up

Klingon

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:57

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up

Also klingoff

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:57

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

Chinatown posted:

glad to see he's diversifying his holdings

Can you hold me while I diversify?

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:04

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; here he comes
and he's gone again; Nap Ghost

Corn Party

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:37

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Breed my Omlette

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:41

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Fish plate special

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:46

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up

Kraut

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:51

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Hot sauce

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:28

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; here he comes
and he's gone again; Nap Ghost

thott sauce

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:08

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

Milky Navel

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:16

Stockholm: Apr 6, 2010

#realsmegma

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:17

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Smegmapalooza

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:23

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

Smegopolis

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:30

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Triple Aged Dick Cheddar

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:40

kjetting: Jan 18, 2004; Hammer Time

Grevling posted:

"creampie" is pretty gross and I very much don't like hearing it outside of porn.

What is this even?

I have seen this term used about porn, and I get the idea that it's apparently a pretty common term in porn that "everyone" knows, but what does it mean? I can guess what "cream" is.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:34

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

kjetting posted:

What is this even?

I have seen this term used about porn, and I get the idea that it's apparently a pretty common term in porn that "everyone" knows, but what does it mean? I can guess what "cream" is.

Its when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina.

You know, regular sex.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:38

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Suave sex robots

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:19

kjetting: Jan 18, 2004; Hammer Time

Super Waffle posted:

Its when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina.

You know, regular sex.

You're kidding? Man, porn culture is weird.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:28

Snake Dance: Jan 5, 2020

Tickletits

Chund

Gollywog

Alabama Crab Dangle

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:40

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012; WORST OF ALL THE BENNYS

Friendly fire

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:42

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

kjetting posted:

You're kidding? Man, porn culture is weird.

Creampie rolls off the tongue better than guy ejaculates inside woman's vagina

No pun intended

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:52

Bulgaroctonus: Dec 31, 2008

Texas sage
Fire Bush
White misty flower
Silver pony foot
Bicolor iris
Fall aster (blue?)
Mexican sage bush
Pink skull caps

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:59

Snake Dance: Jan 5, 2020

Pissass
Asspiss
Hole Roller

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:59

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007

Gonzo
Fozzie
Rizzo
Kermit

# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:28

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.; Grimey Drawer

The Skinny Pete
Auntie Anne�s
Cornhusking
Vagalanche
Sorry Fudgsicle

# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:33

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; Can't post for 3 days!

Two men holding hands watching the big game together

# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:36

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007

that's only gross if they aren't step brothers

# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:50

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Sir Not Appearing: Apr 26, 2004

kjetting posted:

You're kidding? Man, porn culture is weird.

On one hand it's weird, but on the other hand, for the past 50 years porn has taught us that cum goes on the outside (face, boobs, rear end) so they needed a word to differentiate the few pornos with internal cumshots.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 02:40

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