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thomawesome: Jul 19, 2009

Alabama hotpocket

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:49

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:42

Jacada: Aug 1, 2009

prolapsed

# ? Aug 17, 2020 14:43

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

fingerfuck (this is when you have sex with the area between the fingernail and the finger)

# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:17

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

skleezebucket (when you sneeze in a gaping butt)

# ? Aug 20, 2020 04:00

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Jacada posted:

prolapsed

Amateurlapsed

Nasal
Rodger the cabin boy takes a sounding

# ? Aug 21, 2020 22:39

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

daddy

# ? Aug 21, 2020 23:06

TURTLE SLUT: Dec 12, 2005

Penis tricks

# ? Aug 21, 2020 23:44

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Pinball posted:

Rosebud

Old Man Hearst is gonna be after you now.

# ? Aug 21, 2020 23:47

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Lardyparty

# ? Aug 22, 2020 00:06

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

White poo poo.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 02:44

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

soup kitchen

# ? Aug 22, 2020 04:14

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

penis swap (forbidden)

danger pussy

# ? Aug 22, 2020 04:38

RavenousScoot: Mar 22, 2013

chest meat

# ? Sep 15, 2020 03:15

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

I. M. Gei posted:

I can’t tell if y’all are making these words up or not, and somehow I think I’m better off...

... with all of you telling me if you are making these words up or not, and posting definitions of all of the words that you are NOT making up, along with definitions of all of the words that you are making up.

Now.

Do it.

I DEMAND that you all educate me by typing and posting gross information that makes you uncomfortable in this thread, in graphic detail, and, furthermore, I COMPLETELY REFUSE to debase myself by looking up or seeking out any of this information myself, I DEMAND that all of you do ALL of the work for me.

Are you a virgin dude

# ? Sep 15, 2020 04:50

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

I know sounding has already been mentioned but it still takes the cake. The cake farts.

Also literally anything involving the word 'diaper'. I don't care if it involves two consenting adults get that poo poo off my screen

# ? Sep 15, 2020 04:56

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

extra row of teeth posted:

I know sounding has already been mentioned but it still takes the cake. The cake farts.

Also literally anything involving the word 'diaper'. I don't care if it involves two consenting adults get that poo poo off my screen

Technically, the diapers are keeping that poo poo in! :dadjoke:

# ? Sep 15, 2020 05:03

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Part 2 (of 9)

# ? Sep 15, 2020 06:18

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Maybe this belongs here instead

Snowy posted:

Just drove past a billboard for this place and did a doubletake. Thanks, internet.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:31

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Queefy Creampie

But a good Drag name?

# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:39

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Bootaloo boi

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:03

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

Obsidianheart posted:

Part 2 (of 9)

And the video already has real sick poo poo in it and a moneyshot and it�s like �where do they even go from there?!�

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:11

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

sometimes I browse porn sites on devices with adblockers. I appreciate that a lot of ads have set the bar lower to seem more realistic. no more "hot local teens want to gently caress" - it's like "ugly moms want to give you a handjob"

# ? Sep 19, 2020 08:58

Marmaduke!: May 19, 2009; Why would it do that!?

Breaking the crust

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:20

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

kafkaesque

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:27

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I lose my boner when someone says the word "fart" i just do not care for it

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:33

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

It's low hanging ~~balls~~ fruit, but the dude who used to say DROPPING LOADS, "dropping" does make you think of birdshit especially cause the dude could not shoot ropes and instead impersonated a seagull plopping on some unfortunate girl's face.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 11:47

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Moustache ride.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 12:33

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

sometimes I browse porn sites on devices with adblockers. I appreciate that a lot of ads have set the bar lower to seem more realistic. no more "hot local teens want to gently caress" - it's like "ugly moms want to give you a handjob"

lol

Yeah I've seen those, too. At first I was like why are you telling me they're UGLY GRANNIES, then I realized the target audience might appreciate the realism compared to HOT TEENS in your area wanting to go all the way with you

# ? Sep 19, 2020 13:30

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Find LONELY GOONS in your area to STARE at your BALLS

# ? Sep 19, 2020 13:39

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

Anime

# ? Sep 19, 2020 13:42

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Icochet posted:

Find LONELY GOONS in your area to STARE at your BALLS

Stare "in awe"

# ? Sep 19, 2020 13:46

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Hot MILFs? In my area? It's more likely than you think.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 13:59

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

extra row of teeth posted:

I know sounding has already been mentioned but it still takes the cake. The cake farts.

What timing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUGlwTi0D_Y

# ? Sep 19, 2020 15:10

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I really think that word is crass.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 20:02

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

What timing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUGlwTi0D_Y

This is a pro click

# ? Sep 19, 2020 21:16

Moai Ou: May 18, 2004; WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!; Fun Shoe

Five Finger Discount

Carpet Bagging

Womayonnaise

Boston Creampie

Gary Goo

2 in the Pink, 27 in the Stink

Lord of the Cockrings: Fellows, Slip on The Ring

# ? Sep 19, 2020 23:19