Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Congrats to Crews, now he gets to downgrade to the shittier belt

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Uhhh is horny still prohibited

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Weird for Sasha and Bayley to include Asuka in the highlight video

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"I plan these things. What do I look like? A writer for RAW?"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This is bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lmao you should have stayed in the bath tub

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Whoever is in that room ordered some drinks, then told the bodyguard not to let the drinks in the room

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

drat, I'm not sure if Billie sold the poo poo out of that kick or ate it legit and is currently choking for air on the floor

e: lmao that finish

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dacap posted:

Is the most active the Raw thread has been all year?

It's definitely the first time it's gotten past the first page in the opening hour in.... quite awhile, a month at least

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Drew should start wearing a mask on the back of his head because Randy only attacks from behind

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Liv is just so orange

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh my god it's wwe fight club :laffo:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

shane is breaking the first two rules of wwe underground

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Lid posted:

also ugly runs in the family

Rey isn't ugly, he's just 12

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Uh why is it a DQ for two people not involved in the match to fight

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

CarlCX posted:

why did that cause a DQ

My assumption is so it can be Sasha/Bayley tagging against Shayna/Asuka when we get back from break

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Sasha and Bayley left just so they could come back out with music

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Oh man I was so scared they were going to bring Charlotte back out

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

fight club but with strippers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

RealFoxy posted:

These two guys have been fighting for half an hour. Shane McMahon has STRIPPERS?!?!?

bender built his own fight club

with blackjack

and hookers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

raw underground doesn't have weight classes I guess

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

KO via axe handle punches to the stomach

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

the street profits are setting a terrible example by breaking quarantine

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

I don't understand the point of any of that unless it's setting up a big swerve or something later

what if we try to draw in mma fans but cater it to people who've never actually watched a second of mma

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Lid posted:

ALSO WHY IS THERE MORE loving TALKING

(admittedly these guys are the best promo on the entire loving show so far which is hideously depressing... also the guy with the bandana looks eerily like Boogie Cousins)

Dawkins looks absolutely nothing like Boogie

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why is anyone supposed to care about the lady from the bachelor watching

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

Montez Ford is immune to roofies

They drain right into his gyno

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Gorgolflox posted:

so how much actual wrestling has happened so far? I remember the old TNA threads where someone used to keep track of how much wrestling there was, kinda wondering if raw has gotten to that point yet

I believe this is either the 4th or 5th match

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Lid posted:

the shortest match on the show had the two best wrestlers in it

Don't forget to mention it ended in a DQ when someone who wasn't involved in the match was attacked by someone else who wasn't involved in the match

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh boy more dolph

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Warrior had better fake MMA than this

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

TheKingslayer posted:

Tank Abbott back in the day would have been in these Underground segments.

He would have also forgotten to do them as a work and kill a guy

e: kill? killed?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol what was that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

Dawkins holding Bianca back was more realistic MMA fighting than Raw Underground

You'd think Zelina would see Bianca taking off her earrings and know to gtfo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

Okay so are there any people that WWE fired that didn't get picked up by TNA or AEW yet? I'd bet on them being in that stable if so

It's going to be Undisputed Era's new gimmick and the thread is going to explode

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

drat, Shelton looks slick as hell in the white coat and v neck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

NienNunb posted:

Why is Bayley a bad guy now?

Dark Bayley is one of the best things on the show if not the best

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Never thought about it really but why is Seth still in his shield gear for his Monday night messiah graphic

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Joe is gradually Tazzing out on us it looks like

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Lid posted:

Seth on the entire show is a better promo because hes capable of emoting

too bad what he is saying is loving boring as poo poo and just makes me want to tune out

oh and now he goes to "low and menacing" cliche

Dime store Jericho

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply