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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > monday night raw is Street Fighter Shane's Shootfight Syndicate Spectacular
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

RealFoxy posted:

WWE managed to pull me back in for an episode and it might be the worst one I’ve seen in a long time. Like the whole first two hours is just stalling for a Shame McMahon segment

fun fact is all this dragging has made positive i am not tuning again to see the clusterfuck actually happen, they managed to ruin all my patience for watching this disaster to the point i just want to get it over with and go back to AEW

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the gently caress happened to akira

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:25
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS KAIENTAI poo poo

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:26
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
is this dying

i think im dying

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:27
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Eat My Fuc posted:

Ya’ll mostly tuned in because you expected an awful angle and wanted to laugh at it so...a bad show was desired and given as far as I can tell

we expected AN ANGLE so far its been a god awful show that like... theyre in a war... this is them trying... this is the best they came up with...

this is GODAWFUL

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:28
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
oh my god

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:28
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
ok i am 100% sure someone at WWE just saw Josh Barnett's Bloodsport

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:29
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/cruzkontrol/status/1290459960812470279

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha gently caress i have not looked at Dominick Mysterio before closely

ummmmmm

he needs a mask

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:34
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
EARLIER TONIGHT: TALKING

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Miching Mallecho posted:

I don't understand why you put the son of a luchador unmasked.

It's literally a family tradition for them and kids love masks.

also ugly runs in the family

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Intruder posted:

Rey isn't ugly, he's just 12

Dominik looks 12 too

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:39
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
that match literally lasted TWO MINUTES

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:41
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MJeff posted:

Oh hey.

Wrestling.

Only took like 90 minutes.

TWO MINUTES OF WRESTLING

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:41
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
wait what the gently caress is that finish!

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:42
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
wait what the gently caress i cant stop laughing

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:42
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
help having trouble breathing from laughter

this is up there with the Debut of Master Wato

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:43
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dango Bango posted:

What happened? I stopped watching and am just following the thread now

ASUKA RAN TO THE RING AND ATTACKED BAYLEY, WHO WAS OUTSIDE THE RING

THIS RESULTED IN THE MATCH BEING DECLARED A DISQUALIFICATION

BAYLEY WASNT A PARTICIPANT

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
... ummmm

is Bray now a rapist?

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the best wrestling on this entire show so far is this flashback to last week showing Asuka's dropkick

Asuka is real good still at least

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SalTheBard posted:

Has that new faction debuted yet?

WWE UNDERGROUND

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
winner by countout...

new champion...

but

wha

but

ummm

wha

whaaaaaaa

whattttytytytyredyhdtgfcbhdtgfdsxvgbdzesvg

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Kairi please go to AEW, you will easily be the Ace of the Womens Division

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
MORE loving TALKING

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WAIT WHAT THE gently caress WHY ARE THEY WALKING BACK OUT

THEY WERE JUST THERE

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON

WHAT IS THIS EDITING

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
who the gently caress is Demi

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WHAT THE gently caress

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Sex workers are people too.

According to WWE contracts WWE workers aren't even people.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

xbilkis posted:

The Bix post in the OP really makes me believe this is a vision Shane had in 2005 and finally got Vince to put it on TV with literally 0 changes

its so much sadder than that, this is clearly Josh Barnett's Bloodsport

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
this is so much loving worse than i thought it was going to be

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BR BRAWL 4 ALL 2, INSTEAD ITS THIS HORRIFYING MISH MASH OF WWE, BLOODSPORT AND I GUESS LUCHA UNDERGROUND

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING loving ELSE WE HAVE SHANE TALKING OVER THE WHOLE loving THING FOR MORE loving TALKING

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
SAMOA JOE PLEASE STOP TALKING. JUST. STOP.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
can that be the fastest ever nominee for most disgusting promotional tactic/worst idea/i dont even loving know its name but boy....

* # ¿ Aug 4, 2020 03:01
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
i know from reading reports these guys are better wrestlers than Private Party and i think pre-date Private Party but like... all i see is Private Party cosplayers.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
ALSO WHY IS THERE MORE loving TALKING

(admittedly these guys are the best promo on the entire loving show so far which is hideously depressing... also the guy with the bandana looks eerily like Boogie Cousins)

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
so... what the gently caress happened to the weird lighting issues?

i thought that was connected to Shane McMahon poo poo but they kind of just stopped

and they havent been mentioned since

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
its good to see d-list celebrities brought to WWE cant watch TVs normally either

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1290469344619696131?s=19

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the gently caress is this?!

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Taintrunner posted:

just wanna say that raw underground loving rules and will save wwe, this is so loving braindead

counterpoint having sat through 2 hours and 15 minutes of this

this is the worst wrestling show i have seen in a loving long time, a reminder of why i quit WWE years ago, and I have literally no interest in seeing rich people attempting grindhouse in between segments of endless talking

put WWE in the cold ground

NXT is the A-show

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