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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Sell both your kidneys. They're worth a lot more as an intact pair.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Just stop paying for things.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Get a calculator. Type in your income, then times it by ten, then by ten again, divide by two, and finally add $350000000.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

You know how there's citrus trees with more than one type of fruit on them.

Invent that but for meat.

You mean a pig?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Tom Gorman posted:

If you're able to lactate you can always sell breast milk

Babies don't have any money, idiot.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Frank Frank posted:

Then just sell the babies.

Then who's buying the milk?!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Real grounded ideas here folks. The OP should sell breast milk to the goblins that buy their babies.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Why bother with money at all? Anything you can get with money you can get with a gun. If you buy an apple with $100 note then that money is gone forever. If you buy that apple with a gun you still have the gun.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Finally the thread where I tricked Big Beef City into admitting to eating apples two handed.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

OP just mooch off the OP when the OP becomes rich.

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