Trying to Become Rich

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Trying to Become Rich

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Take all your money, invest in stock. Take out margin on your stock, max your margin shorting the entire market.

You are either going to owe the bank over a million dollars or have over a million dollars. Nothing between is possible unless you don't have savings. In that case may I suggest instead you spend everything on instant win lottery tickets?

*none of this post is sound advice

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pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

OP banks have lots of money

have you tried going in with a bag and nicely asking them if they can fill it with money for you?

They might be willing to help you out if you ask nicely enough. Just ask worst case they say no.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 15:24

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