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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Transformers! Your wife will tell you lies!

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Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

To Catch a Predacon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Transformers! Burgers, Shakes, and Fries!

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



poor until you die

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


Big Beef City posted:

alright so how much fuckin is there? Robot on robot, dino on dino, robot on dino, all of the above really

Man, they don't even take shits except for one episode, very disappointing

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

I could definitely write an essay explaining why this series is not for 40 year olds.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

First of all they talk about the all spark instead of the matrix...

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Spoiled Victorian Goon.


MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

Probably like Transformers XXX so people could find it easily when looking for Transformers porn, MyronMulch.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

RVWinkle posted:

I could definitely write an essay explaining why this series is not for 40 year olds.

Put up or shut up.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



RVWinkle posted:

First of all they talk about the all spark instead of the matrix...

This but semironically

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN


Transformers: went straight to his thighs

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



Pneub posted:

Transformers: went straight to his thighs



Itís not very often you see a robo-fupa but there it is

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



lard saber

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Transformers: mortal's meat is fine!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

transformers can transform into anything except for a good show

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Big Beef City posted:

alright so how much fuckin is there? Robot on robot, dino on dino, robot on dino, all of the above really

You know those weird furries who are like a wolf, but with wings?

Well there's a guy like that and he makes out with a black widow spider.

Also, a bird and a tiger gently caress so hard they fuse into one, single, transgender transformer (or I guess intersex transformer, but that doesn't scan as well).

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008





Imagine this, for adults

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.

RandomFerret posted:

Oh, that's the record that was put aboard the Voyager 2 space probe. See, Beast Wars was supposed to take place in the same continuity as the original cartoon, and it turns out that Megatron hijacked the message of peace and welcoming that NASA put on there and embedded a hologram telling the Decepticons where to find Earth, which had rich deposits of raw crystalised energon. Never mind that the Voyager probes launched in 1977, when all the autobots and decepticons were in stasis inside a volcano. Also never mind that everybody on Cybertron already knew where Earth was and in fact the two planets had embassies in the animated movie. Apparently all these functionally immortal robots just forgot all about it in less than one generation.

Okay, so a hundred years later the war is over, cybertron is at peace, and there are no more autobots and decepticons. Now there's an energy crisis that prompts everybody to start making themselves smaller, so now they all turn into animals instead of cool things like giant tanks and poo poo. Tensions are simmering because of the crisis, and that's when Voyager 2 just happens to pass by cybertron. It is discovered by the leader of a small terrorist cell who decodes the message and, realizing what it means, changes his name to Megatron in order to make the timeline more confusing sell more toys honour the original decepticon cause.

The terrorists declare themselves to be Predacons because hasbro already had that name trademarked in the 80s and go to attack Earth. There was only one ship close enough to chase after them, so there's where the good guys in the toyline come from, but when they get near earth oh poo poo there's a technobabble time wave and they crash land on earth millions of years in the past. This fact is the big reveal in the season 2 finale, even though they're clearly surrounded by earth animals the whole time. They scan the surrounding life, the Maximals (good guys) all turn into different mammals because of the previously established rule that the good guys have to turn into lame things like cargo trucks and volkswagens and the Predacons all turn into dinosaurs and giant bugs. Megatron turns into a purple tyrannosaurus with a green belly because the designers were big Barney the dinosaur fans. Eventually the guy that turns into a velociraptor switches sides and steals the gold record even though it's now useless and then dies quoting shakespeare, making him everybody's favourite character.

What I'm saying is transformers already had a dark, gritty CGI animated series with complex storylines back in 1996, and it was loving stupid.

then Orson Welles' decapitated head shows up and poo poo gets really weird

edit: Orson Welles' decapitated head is literally a no-poo poo for-real Transformers character

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Aug 5, 2020

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Archer666 posted:



Imagine this, for adults

Dig the burning grenade-on-a-stick crossbow

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
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Archer666 posted:

Imagine this, for adults

Have you NOT been?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
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Colonel Cancer posted:

Dig the burning grenade-on-a-stick crossbow

I am the pilot of the log cabin with war of the worlds alien walker legs and a satellite dish for some reason. I am extremely highly trained at this.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001
Be heroes.

The original cartoon already had a dark and gritty movie, where most of the original bots were killed off to make way for new toys and a whole generation of boys were traumatized by seeing Optimus Prime die

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late



Grimey Drawer

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Well there's a guy like that and he makes out with a black widow spider.

That sexy black spider was the result of the animators sending the modeller to a local vancouver/burnaby strip club

Bob Forward posted:

I'm up in Vancouver at the moment, so I took the opportunity to actually
ask the Mainframe crew why Blackarachnia looks Asian.

Apparently, it is a simple and somewhat amusing answer. The model
designer himself was Asian. And the rest of the crew, desiring that BA be
as sexy as possible (they are a young and horny bunch) hauled him off to a
local strip joint, got him insane with lust, then plunked him down in front
of his workstation and turned him loose. Blackarachnia was the result.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late



Grimey Drawer

Retrowave Joe posted:

The original cartoon already had a dark and gritty movie, where most of the original bots were killed off to make way for new toys and a whole generation of boys were traumatized by seeing Optimus Prime die

god that was a great loving movie

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.


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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Does anyone know what OP is even talking about?

Is it that weird new Netflix show? A comic book? A (sex) toy line?

It's anime

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Hell yeah, Autoballs and Decepticocks

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe

I can't believe they made so much money off the idea of a robot turning into a truck

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


"A guy walks around and does stuff."

Haha fuckin sold, print it!

"Can't believe they make money on this!!"

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


Sometimes the robot turns into a plane or even a monkey

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Soiled Meat

i think my only exposure to transformers was random episodes of beast wars after school and watching the movie once in college so Iím no expert here but the show the op is talking about is rated Y7 and so I think the op is maybe reading into it a bit much

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

THERE IS NO PLANET B


i didnt know about this show so i downloaded all the episodes and tonight im gonna smoke a ton of weed and watch em all back to back.

thanks OP

Charles
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom


Toilet Rascal

I watched these while working out. It wasn't bad actually. I didn't pay super close attention for obvious reasons but it was enjoyable.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Transformers: Milquetoast for your Eyes

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


food court bailiff posted:

i think my only exposure to transformers was random episodes of beast wars after school and watching the movie once in college so Iím no expert here but the show the op is talking about is rated Y7 and so I think the op is maybe reading into it a bit much

My eight year-old nephew apparently watched it and enjoyed it. Sounds like they made a children's cartoon that appeals to children. I'm ok with that.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



transformers were the loving bomb when I was a kid, I tried watching it again in my early 20s and it was such garbage, even while high. I still want a transformers toy since I never had one as a kid, maybe one day Ill be lucky at a flea market.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber


Clapping Larry

As it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't that blasphemous...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
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Son of Rodney posted:

transformers were the loving bomb when I was a kid, I tried watching it again in my early 20s and it was such garbage, even while high. I still want a transformers toy since I never had one as a kid, maybe one day Ill be lucky at a flea market.

yeah.
I tried watching them a long while back. More recently when they were streaming all the old GI Joe episodes I gave those a shot for a bit, since those go so hand in hand. Try watching that poo poo stone cold sober as an adult. Jesus.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber


Clapping Larry

Big Beef City posted:

yeah.
I tried watching them a long while back. More recently when they were streaming all the old GI Joe episodes I gave those a shot for a bit, since those go so hand in hand. Try watching that poo poo stone cold sober as an adult. Jesus.

The 80's animated movie will always have a spot in my heart in spite of it flaws, but the cartoon series was something that was best left in my childhood memories.

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Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats


The new series is not great except that in this story the Autobots were the rich oppressors and the Decepticons were relegated to toil in the mines to support the rich and powerful Autobots.


Megatron did nothing wrong

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