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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



o poo poo that has reminded me that my boss wants me to get aws certified or something.

gonna post that poo poo on linkedin #cloud #learning #pleasehiremeohgodmylifeisanemptywasteland

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pram
Jun 10, 2001


i have like practically every aws cert because they kept sending me to reinvent

also in 2017 they were giving out these dope stickers

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!




"i prefer 'aws certified devops engineer'"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


cringetown, bro

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Jonny 290 posted:

cringetown, bro

lol owned

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007



Fun Shoe

pram posted:

i have like practically every aws cert because they kept sending me to reinvent

also in 2017 they were giving out these dope stickers



oh god

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007



Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

cringetown, bro

pram
Jun 10, 2001


the battery in that laptop also tragically decided to engorge itself. taken too soon

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

I MEAN, TURN OFF YOURE MONITOR, MIGTH EXPLAIN YOUR BAD POSTS, HOPE THIS HELPS?!

pram posted:

i have like practically every aws cert because they kept sending me to reinvent

also in 2017 they were giving out these dope stickers



The most tragic of owns are the owns we own our're self with.

pram
Jun 10, 2001


that seems to be true


Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005



the faux nes game styling brought it back around imo.

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park

i saw this post from a recruiter about how they weren't going to hire a lady because she was pregnant, but she convinced them otherwise, and she ended up being great.

a bunch of people called her out on illegal discrimination, then some more people called her out on copy and pasting some other recruiter's post from years ago

so it wasn't even her post admitting to discrimination

this is the kind of crap you could be missing out on.

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005



linkedin rocks because it immedately answers the question of 'hey what's the deal behind that shady guy who is towing electronic billboards around the East River'. In this case, the various news articles didn't bother to mention the operation is based in Palm Beach, he lived in NYC, and everyone in his 'company' is a 24-year old with various ties with the Florida Republican party.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



man a guy I used to work with has some extremely rose tinted views of what he actually does/did. reviewing the same spreadsheet twice a week is now "detailed static data analysis" apparently

unrelated to that but I keep doing those pointless linkedin quizzes when I'm drunk, gotta get those tags!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



can you give me a powerful two-hander

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



echinopsis posted:

can you give me a powerful two-hander

not while we're social distancing echi, the NZ government forbids it

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

Office Worker



she’ll be right, mate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

not while we're social distancing echi, the NZ government forbids it

I'd like to say that I'm touched, but I'm not.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007





Powerful Two-Hander posted:

man a guy I used to work with has some extremely rose tinted views of what he actually does/did. reviewing the same spreadsheet twice a week is now "detailed static data analysis" apparently

unrelated to that but I keep doing those pointless linkedin quizzes when I'm drunk, gotta get those tags!

everyone lies on resumes, stands to reason that they'd double-down on linkedin

pram
Jun 10, 2001


the one click job apply on linkedin is pretty nice

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





pram posted:

the one click job apply on linkedin is pretty nice

It should be mandatory for job postings on LI. No, I don't want to spend twenty minutes typing in all the information on my resume, thank you very much.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

I MEAN, TURN OFF YOURE MONITOR, MIGTH EXPLAIN YOUR BAD POSTS, HOPE THIS HELPS?!

pram posted:

the one click job apply on linkedin is pretty nice

What's less great is when you get an automated email from the company thanking you for your interest and inviting you to apply on their website.

Like: what was the point of doing the one-click-apply thing then?

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park

Schadenboner posted:

What's less great is when you get an automated email from the company thanking you for your interest and inviting you to apply on their website.

Like: what was the point of doing the one-click-apply thing then?

getting you invested

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?



cheque_some posted:

getting you invested

But it was just one click, I'm not gonna see that and say "ah well they've got me for a click, might as well go all in"

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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012



This could be a segue to a thread about Tech YouTubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzk1Ly9LV58

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