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frump truck
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I said I like to PET MUTTS, no I don't care about wet sluts at ALL

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frump truck
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no no no, every day i like to throw a ball up high for my huge dog, not blow all guys with huge hogs. i don't know how you got that out of that sentence.

frump truck fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Aug 4, 2020

frump truck
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SIR, i said i'd like to someday have a WEIMARANER, not "way more anal". my goodness

frump truck fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Aug 4, 2020

FutonForensic


I asked for Saint Bernards, not for you to paint my nards

google THIS


Ah yes, well, he's a (mumbles) Spaniel.

frump truck
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FutonForensic posted:

I asked for Saint Bernards, not for you to paint my nards

Luvcow



my heavens no ma'am! my dog is named ben gorged venus, i'm sorry i'm a bit flustered by all of this, i need to sit for a moment now

idiotsavant

i don't care!
wrecked 'em, drat near shih tzu

Musluk



google THIS posted:

Ah yes, well, he's a (mumbles) Spaniel.



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

frump truck
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I thought this thread was gonna catch on more than it did

FutonForensic


no don't give up i can do this

FutonForensic


hnnnnngh

FutonForensic


schnauzer? i hardly know... i don't... *sob*

FutonForensic


*third eye opens* lick up the folds on your beaver? Im just here to pick up my golden retriever

frump truck
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FutonForensic posted:

*third eye opens* lick up the folds on your beaver? Im just here to pick up my golden retriever

hehehe

Luvcow



sata andagi posted:

I thought this thread was gonna catch on more than it did

i'm sorry my engorged penis joke went over like a lead engorged penis

frump truck
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look, I don't know how many times I have to say this, but Komondor is just the name of this particular breed, alright? now I'm going to need you to wash off that doorknob.

google THIS


Look, I'm trying to create a new donkey-canine hybrid

That's all I meant when I said "rear end gently caress the bitch" but you just had to make it dirty didn't you

frump truck
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i think there's a slight misunderstanding here -- I was taking about my dad Will's akita inu. Under no circumstances will my dad skeet on you.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

one time i was walking with a friend and we saw a dog licking his own crotch. i said "man, i wish i could do that" and my friend said "maybe try petting him first"

frump truck
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canyoneer posted:

one time i was walking with a friend and we saw a dog licking his own crotch. i said "man, i wish i could do that" and my friend said "maybe try petting him first"

whats it like to be friends with rodney dangerfield

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

sata andagi posted:

whats it like to be friends with rodney dangerfield

Maybe that is Rodney Dangerfield smart guy

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